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Old 07-23-2005, 06:51 PM   #1
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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
he
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
ut
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

;3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
eople
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition". >Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now , Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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Old 07-23-2005, 06:55 PM   #2
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ha ha thats pretty good
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Old 07-23-2005, 06:56 PM   #3
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sun and the moon one made me lol
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:13 PM   #4
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2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

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dumbest shit ever. the answer is wrong on so many levels
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:14 PM   #5
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Jaspers a h8er
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:16 PM   #6
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Think about it Mr Intellekt...

If there would be no sun shining at day it would be dark and at night I don't need any light

If people would ask me any of these kind of questions, they would get socked in the face with boney knuckles
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:17 PM   #7
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lol..i think your confused.....think about it!!! the title of this thread is an oxy-moron

hence these are meant for laughs
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:20 PM   #8
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No the title isn't an oxymoron and the answer was supposed to be smart and was even dumber than the question asked.


My facial muscles don't feel obligated to get to work
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:23 PM   #9
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no Jasper...........no

think of it as some sort of Reverse Psychology
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:24 PM   #10
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My logic is Godmode
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:52 PM   #11
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No the title isn't an oxymoron and the answer was supposed to be smart and was even dumber than the question asked.


My facial muscles don't feel obligated to get to work

lmao
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Old 07-23-2005, 08:19 PM   #12
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My logic is Godmode
Godmode? your jokin right
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Old 07-23-2005, 08:23 PM   #13
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My logic is invincible
Your logic is invisible

Respawn or spectate
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actaully jasper is right the joke made no sense. if the sun doesnt shine then it would be pitch black when its supposed to be daytime.

thank you black these were good
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