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mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 12:48 AM

trying to selfsuck while making your cats and dogs watch and lick your butthole

Bedlam · 07-27-2005, 12:54 AM

^^^ rofl, holy shit this guy is funny

anyways, awkward stuff....

those pauses in conversation, cuz they are always ended with something incredibly stupid that you would never say normally

mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 01:01 AM

when your walking with your girlfriend and 3 black gangsters come up to you and they are like damn your fine to your girlfriend and you dont say shit and then they say is that your girl and you go yea and they say can you fight and you say no and they start to throw pretend punches and you flinch and your girl starts to think you are a faggot. but then to un akward that moment you pull out a fucking hammer and blow the manner in the fuckin face WHAT WHAT I TOLD THEM TO BACK THE FUCK UJP!!!!

Bedlam · 07-27-2005, 01:06 AM

When you make racist jokes around your white friends, then you realize that your black friend is there too.

mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 01:08 AM

when you are get naked at a uncles house and tape your thighs together and buttjump to the counter get the lotion shoot it allover yourself and jackoff with your eyes closed while letting your uncles dogs bark at the sight of you naked tapped together jacking off. my friend experienced this.....ok it was me.

triggahappy187 · 07-27-2005, 07:32 AM

LOL at the raceeee-ist cat

Wu-Disciple · 07-27-2005, 08:17 AM

I got on an elevator and this white dude in his forties was bangin Onix real loud on his walkman

talking to someone w/ bad breath who don't know it, and u keep inhaling that smelly stuff

having a girl you actually don't like think you're attracted to her

Butter · 07-27-2005, 08:43 AM

when you spend about 20 mins explaining a really funny story and everyone just goes oh..

MASTER PAI MEI · 07-27-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadySnowBlood

at a wedding,
Went to congratulate the couple
and forgot the bride's name...
looked like a complete stoner

I do that shit all the time

I could be having a deep convo with someone and I'll forget their name I'll be like aight then take it easy ??? and then I bounce asking someone else hey what his/her name???

07-27-2005, 12:48 AM	#31
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07-27-2005, 12:54 AM	#32
Bedlam Making cream Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 24 Posts: 3,030 Rep Power: 13	Re: Akward situations... ^^^ rofl, holy shit this guy is funny anyways, awkward stuff.... those pauses in conversation, cuz they are always ended with something incredibly stupid that you would never say normally __________________

07-27-2005, 01:01 AM	#33
mashqauck +- Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: seattle Age: 21 Posts: 6,121 Rep Power: 20	Re: Akward situations... when your walking with your girlfriend and 3 black gangsters come up to you and they are like damn your fine to your girlfriend and you dont say shit and then they say is that your girl and you go yea and they say can you fight and you say no and they start to throw pretend punches and you flinch and your girl starts to think you are a faggot. but then to un akward that moment you pull out a fucking hammer and blow the manner in the fuckin face WHAT WHAT I TOLD THEM TO BACK THE FUCK UJP!!!! __________________

07-27-2005, 01:06 AM	#34
Bedlam Making cream Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 24 Posts: 3,030 Rep Power: 13	Re: Akward situations... When you make racist jokes around your white friends, then you realize that your black friend is there too. __________________

07-27-2005, 01:08 AM	#35
mashqauck +- Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: seattle Age: 21 Posts: 6,121 Rep Power: 20	Re: Akward situations... when you are get naked at a uncles house and tape your thighs together and buttjump to the counter get the lotion shoot it allover yourself and jackoff with your eyes closed while letting your uncles dogs bark at the sight of you naked tapped together jacking off. my friend experienced this.....ok it was me. __________________

07-27-2005, 07:32 AM	#36
triggahappy187 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,565 Rep Power: 0	Re: Akward situations... LOL at the raceeee-ist cat __________________ Walk In My Shoes, Hurt Ya Feet, Then Yall Gone Know Why I Do Dirt In The Street. "Shorty gimme more a u, ill take on 4 of u, plus 44 of the 48 laws for u" "The Future is a mystery, the past is history, today is a gift thats why its called the present" Um on 7 Mile Ridin fuckin Dirty Cass Corridor as well punk www.forgottenmichigan.com

07-27-2005, 08:17 AM	#37
Wu-Disciple Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NY Posts: 572 Rep Power: 9	Re: Akward situations... I got on an elevator and this white dude in his forties was bangin Onix real loud on his walkman talking to someone w/ bad breath who don't know it, and u keep inhaling that smelly stuff having a girl you actually don't like think you're attracted to her

07-27-2005, 08:43 AM	#38
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