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Old 07-27-2005, 12:48 AM   #31
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trying to selfsuck while making your cats and dogs watch and lick your butthole
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Old 07-27-2005, 12:54 AM   #32
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^^^ rofl, holy shit this guy is funny

anyways, awkward stuff....

those pauses in conversation, cuz they are always ended with something incredibly stupid that you would never say normally
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:01 AM   #33
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when your walking with your girlfriend and 3 black gangsters come up to you and they are like damn your fine to your girlfriend and you dont say shit and then they say is that your girl and you go yea and they say can you fight and you say no and they start to throw pretend punches and you flinch and your girl starts to think you are a faggot. but then to un akward that moment you pull out a fucking hammer and blow the manner in the fuckin face WHAT WHAT I TOLD THEM TO BACK THE FUCK UJP!!!!
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:06 AM   #34
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When you make racist jokes around your white friends, then you realize that your black friend is there too.
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:08 AM   #35
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when you are get naked at a uncles house and tape your thighs together and buttjump to the counter get the lotion shoot it allover yourself and jackoff with your eyes closed while letting your uncles dogs bark at the sight of you naked tapped together jacking off. my friend experienced this.....ok it was me.
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:32 AM   #36
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LOL at the raceeee-ist cat
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I got on an elevator and this white dude in his forties was bangin Onix real loud on his walkman

talking to someone w/ bad breath who don't know it, and u keep inhaling that smelly stuff

having a girl you actually don't like think you're attracted to her
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:43 AM   #38
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when you spend about 20 mins explaining a really funny story and everyone just goes oh..
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Old 07-27-2005, 11:12 AM   #39
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Originally Posted by LadySnowBlood
at a wedding,
Went to congratulate the couple
and forgot the bride's name...
looked like a complete stoner
I do that shit all the time

I could be having a deep convo with someone and I'll forget their name I'll be like aight then take it easy ??? and then I bounce asking someone else hey what his/her name???
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