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Old 10-23-2007, 07:40 PM   #31
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It's a wonder this was not covered in a high school movie yet.

Better copyright it before a new American Pie movie emerges
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:36 PM   #32
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Real men get 100% naked when they jack off.
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:07 PM   #33
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ah yeah i usually punch my self in da jaw then close da door on my fingers n then i nut.



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Old 10-23-2007, 10:57 PM   #34
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He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen


hahaha

oh shit, this has to be a joke?

you felt the urge to get one off one day, so you just started elbowing yourself in the stomache... like normal people do...
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:58 AM   #35
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lol
this is disturbing
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:01 AM   #36
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Elbowing The Stomach Technique Sounds Funny
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:02 AM   #37
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nah for real though..man u have a gift of some sort.................What you described to bust a nut..is not what someone would consider Normal ay..i doubt anyone else on this forum can bust a nut by elbowing there abdomen..serious..Do some googling.
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:06 AM   #38
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that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now
lol, ^ the funniest thing ive herd you say.

this is a wierd one.
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:10 AM   #39
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maybe its like that prostate orgasm thing, bis fan is the expert at that - ask him.
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:24 AM   #40
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come on, this is obviously a joke.

how on earth can you bust from just elbowing your abdomen? (as far as i know the prostate is no where near the abs haha)

funny thread, but definitely a joke.
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:30 AM   #41
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He Might Be Some Type Of Wacko
Looking For A Chance To Heat The Pipe Like A Cracko


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Who Believe Any Mess They Read Up On A Message Board
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:51 AM   #42
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Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.
maybe it was something about the long dick like shape

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Old 10-24-2007, 03:52 AM   #43
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word up son, and act out the humping
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:06 AM   #44
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Hahaha Ric Flairsonned
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:03 AM   #45
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hahahaha "this is cannibus - remember this"
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