Choose your own Wu-Tang Corp adventure

[beautifulrock]

Sign up to play as one of these unique characters:

Skampoe
Robby Digital
TSA
NickyTooch
Lacey
Sean Bateman
Sunny Winters
STYLE
Queen of Poetry
Palehorse
SID
Ironman
Jigsaw
Cilvaringz


Don't bother signing up unless you have 20 minutes free

[yonder]

I CHOOSE YOU SKAMPOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutn' heads]

pick one for me.

[Queen Of Poetry]

Is killing involved? If so, I'll choose Lacey and play real bad.

[beautifulrock]

Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry

Is killing involved? If so, I'll choose Lacey and play real bad.

Quite possibly. It's an adventure, literally anything can happen, with the exception of Lacey leaving the house and actually getting laid. There has to be a little realism to this thing.

[JehovAllah]

it's sad to see I stay on brockolys mind so whoard....

[beautifulrock]

Actually, you were the first one I thought of when I came up with this. Your adventure will be incredible, trust.

[Dokuro]

Raccoon fights
eD big head

cheat activated
character enabled

The Great Dane

eD

big ben

now playable

[beautifulrock]

Queen of Poetry will be playing as Lacey Bone in adventure #1


You wake up in your dusty ramshackle UK loft basement laundromat still buzzing off the cocktail of cough medicine and computer duster you had last night. You look through the dingy basement window out on to the UK street. It's overcast. You are scared. The world is such a dark and scary place full of people that insist on interacting with you. You shutter at the mere thought of taking a step outside. As you turn around in horror you are startled by the presence of another human being. He looks like an arab terrorist.

Do You:

A. Attempt to communicate
B. Run away

[Queen Of Poetry]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Queen of Poetry will be playing as Lacey Bone in adventure #1


You wake up in your dusty ramshackle UK loft basement laundromat still buzzing off the cocktail of cough medicine and computer duster you had last night. You look through the dingy basement window out on to the UK street. It's overcast. You are scared. The world is such a dark and scary place full of people that insist on interacting with you. You shutter at the mere thought of taking a step outside. As you turn around in horror you are startled by the presence of another human being. He looks like an arab terrorist.

Do You:

A. Attempt to communicate
B. Run away

Ok I'm Lacey so..............run away (like a lil girl)

[Dokuro]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Queen of Poetry will be playing as Lacey Bone in adventure #1


You wake up in your dusty ramshackle UK loft basement laundromat still buzzing off the cocktail of cough medicine and computer duster you had last night. You look through the dingy basement window out on to the UK street. It's overcast. You are scared. The world is such a dark and scary place full of people that insist on interacting with you. You shutter at the mere thought of taking a step outside. As you turn around in horror you are startled by the presence of another human being. He looks like an arab terrorist.

Do You:

A. Attempt to communicate
B. Run away

OK i'm The Great Dane so i...... turn into a pork chop now i'm not halal

[beautifulrock]

You start to run as the arab tries to great with a friendly Allah U Akbar. You bolt out the door and run up some rickety steps. As you reach the second to last step, it collapses and you fall hard, smashing your face on the ground. Several of your teeth are broken. No big deal. They were already fucked up to begin with. Going to the dentist and buying toothpaste is not high on your list of priorities. You get up and dust yourself off. You head to your one room apartment.

Do U:

A: Log on to Wu-Tang Corp
B. Brush your teeth

[Dokuro]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

You start to run as the arab tries to great with a friendly Allah U Akbar. You bolt out the door and run up some rickety steps. As you reach the second to last step, it collapses and you fall hard, smashing your face on the ground. Several of your teeth are broken. No big deal. They were already fucked up to begin with. Going to the dentist and buying toothpaste is not high on your list of priorities. You get up and dust yourself off. You head to your one room apartment.

Do U:

A: Log on to Wu-Tang Corp
B. Brush your teeth

as he turns his attention on lacey i beat him up side his head with my balls

[Dokuro]

as he lays beating and dead i attempt to steal laceys wallet......

[Queen Of Poetry]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

You start to run as the arab tries to great with a friendly Allah U Akbar. You bolt out the door and run up some rickety steps. As you reach the second to last step, it collapses and you fall hard, smashing your face on the ground. Several of your teeth are broken. No big deal. They were already fucked up to begin with. Going to the dentist and buying toothpaste is not high on your list of priorities. You get up and dust yourself off. You head to your one room apartment.

Do U:

A: Log on to Wu-Tang Corp
B. Brush your teeth

LOL

A. Log on to Wu-Tang Corp