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Old 09-30-2010, 01:10 PM   #16
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Good. You were paying attention. What could you possibly brush your teeth with? Drain cleaner? You log on to Wu-Tang Corp. Even though people cannot touch you, it is still a scary place where you have to interact with people and every one makes fun of you. Because you are a xenophobe and agoraphobic, you decide to live vicariously through your online persona. So where should you go, vicariously?

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A. Pretend to go to Panama City
B. Pretend to go to Colombia
C. Pretend to go to the dentist.
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Good. You were paying attention. What could you possibly brush your teeth with? Drain cleaner? You log on to Wu-Tang Corp. Even though people cannot touch you, it is still a scary place where you have to interact with people and every one makes fun of you. Because you are a xenophobe and agoraphobic, you decide to live vicariously through your online persona. So where should you go, vicariously?

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A. Pretend to go to Panama City
B. Pretend to go to Colombia
C. Pretend to go to the dentist.

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B. Pretend to go to Colombia
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:19 PM   #19
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:23 PM   #20
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You type in an elaborate story about sailing on the high seas and landing in Bogata where dozens of beautiful women are at your beck and call. You have no pictures to prove this, but you're sure people will believe you because you're such a sincere guy. You then proceed to tell people the absurd story of going to the drug cartel factory in medellin and hanging out with Pablo Escobar even though he's been dead for 17 years. You are caught in an obvious lie and are embarrassed as even Ironman takes the time to make fun of you.

Do U:

A. Gloss around the fact that you lied and continue to Panama City
B. Try to explain yourself rationally
C. Look for something sharp.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:23 PM   #21
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You type in an elaborate story about sailing on the high seas and landing in Bogata where dozens of beautiful women are at your beck and call. You have no pictures to prove this, but you're sure people will believe you because you're such a sincere guy. You then proceed to tell people the absurd story of going to the drug cartel factory in medellin and hanging out with Pablo Escobar even though he's been dead for 17 years. You are caught in an obvious lie and are embarrassed as even Ironman takes the time to make fun of you.

Do U:

A. Gloss around the fact that you lied and continue to Panama City
B. Try to explain yourself rationally
C. Look for something sharp.
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A. Gloss around the fact that you lied and continue to Panama City
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:31 PM   #24
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You start to run as the arab tries to great with a friendly Allah U Akbar. You bolt out the door and run up some rickety steps. As you reach the second to last step, it collapses and you fall hard, smashing your face on the ground. Several of your teeth are broken. No big deal. They were already fucked up to begin with. Going to the dentist and buying toothpaste is not high on your list of priorities. You get up and dust yourself off. You head to your one room apartment.

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B. Brush your teeth
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this is a great threadi luv it

thsi post remindz me of when mark mayo posted that he ate shit an took anL for the team while ridin his bike in merry ol' england
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:38 PM   #25
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:40 PM   #26
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You quickly dismiss claims that you lied and continue on your faux-excursion to Panama City. Amazingly, even more women great you as you arrive, all naked. It's as if Panama City is home to a long lost amazonian she-tribe. Even though you once again don't have pictures you decide to photoshop your image on some generic hot naked women pictures, making sure to use a photo of yourself donning the Mortal Kombat Mileena shroud that covers your busted grill, because nobody wants to see that. Oddly, nobody believes you, and Robby uses his technical genius to expose the fraud and reveal the lie. You are absolutely distraught now. Thoughts of suicide are running rampant through your brain.

Do U:

A. Unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub.
B. Look for something sharp
C. Give life a second chance.
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You quickly dismiss claims that you lied and continue on your faux-excursion to Panama City. Amazingly, even more women great you as you arrive, all naked. It's as if Panama City is home to a long lost amazonian she-tribe. Even though you once again don't have pictures you decide to photoshop your image on some generic hot naked women pictures, making sure to use a photo of yourself donning the Mortal Kombat Mileena shroud that covers your busted grill, because nobody wants to see that. Oddly, nobody believes you, and Robby uses his technical genius to expose the fraud and reveal the lie. You are absolutely distraught now. Thoughts of suicide are running rampant through your brain.

Do U:

A. Unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub.
B. Look for something sharp
C. Give life a second chance.
Hahahahahaha

A. Unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub.
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A. talk to dane
B. point out that the first time dane lost rep 200 years he cried like the softest lil' prison bitch of all time and now he's proud of taking an L after every post especiall y the last one.
C.modify sicka, let him edit the the thread of nigggaz that dont belong and behead them an there families too prove a point. dont fuck w/ the best"
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:56 PM   #29
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You unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub. You take the toaster to the bathroom and hop in the tub. The water is ice cold. You plug the toaster in and drop it in the tub. Nothing happens. You failed to pay the electric bill and the power company has shut off the power just moments before your planned offing. You can do nothing right, including kill yourself. You are a miserable ugly pathological liar. You are a loser.

Just as you are about to cry yourself to sleep, the arab terrorist busts in. It's SID. He's horny and decides to rape your ear hole. You are too pathetic and weak to fight him off. You just sit there and allow him to grind on your head with his pelvis. He comes on your face. When done, he screams that you are an infidel and runs out saying he will be back tomorrow for the other ear. It is at this point that you think, 'people aren't so bad, look how well my first sexual experience went, he wants more!' Life suddenly doesn't seem so bad. You made a new friend and he didn't even comment on how shit ass fucking ugly you are. He likes you for you...and your ears. It's a happy ending.

The End.

























This concludes adventure #1. I'll be back later to try again. Peace.
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there first time i lost rep i asked for it

and keep quite lacy doesn't know i'm in his room trying to steal his wallet

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