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Old 02-17-2013, 11:39 AM   #301
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:40 AM   #302
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You attempt to use that big brain of your when suddenly it comes to you and you blurt out "Yo Skampoe, somebody's blastin' outside!"
Skampoe, who hadn't yet heard your presence, is startled, and like a buffalo blasts a massive fart in your direction as any large animal would do if threatened.
With just a g-string, and without the padded denim to shield the blast, you are hopelessly caught in a cloud of caustic, toxic dust. Your lungs begin to melt from the inside as you drown your own blood.
Thinking about one thing, caused you to forget a life saving lesson.
Never startle a naked Skampoe when he's just eaten General Tso's chicken.

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Old 02-17-2013, 11:42 AM   #303
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Well, aren't you sweeter than molasses on cake. You must be Tetris.

you wave your middle finger goodbye to Skampoe on the way out of the parking lot, and head for the open road. "Skampoe would never narc, or would he? Should I go back? All this thinking and driving at the same time is too complicated, and you swerve off the road and crash into a ditch. Upon impact, you smash through the windshield and into an open field. You are barely alive.

Smoke some PCP, and some other shit...
Try to crawl to a hospital and get help.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:45 AM   #304
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Betcha can't eat more than one.

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Old 02-17-2013, 11:55 AM   #305
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You just Rick Rolled yourself, fag.

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Old 02-17-2013, 11:56 AM   #306
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:02 PM   #307
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Skampoe attempts to run. This is not good. After just a few steps, he collapses in agony. The force of his fall opens up a crevasse in the Earth that swallows you whole.

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Old 02-17-2013, 12:07 PM   #308
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You emerge from the pipe in a virtual haze, as you stagger up to a drug store window.
The date on the newspaper laying on the counter startles you.

Holy shit, it's six months later! Was I in/on the pipe that long?

Find out where Skampoe is
Go back on the pipe, that shit was dope.
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:11 PM   #309
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:15 PM   #310
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:19 PM   #311
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:22 PM   #312
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You haul it all the way to Hartford to jump off the tallest building in Connecticut. (You just learned something)
You take with you 2750 feet of cord, which you drag up the steps to the roof.
All this of course, is completely unnecessary and asinine, but you shouldn't ever argue logic with Jigsaw when he's made up his mind.
You attatch the bungee cord and prepare to take the plunge.
As you soar high above the Hartford skyline in a swan dive, the cord gets wedged to the railing and becomes taut,
slamming you into the plate glass, some six hundred feet above the street.
And you have to sit there and watch as the pigs make fun of you for not tying up the end of the cord,
asking how you could be so stupid and lucky at the same time.
Hopefully, this will only last for a day...

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Old 02-17-2013, 12:34 PM   #314
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