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Old 09-30-2010, 01:58 PM   #31
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i'm disappointed theres no money in his wallet so i become an Arab and rape his ear
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:01 PM   #32
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you unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub. You take the toaster to the bathroom and hop in the tub. The water is ice cold. You plug the toaster in and drop it in the tub. Nothing happens. You failed to pay the electric bill and the power company has shut off the power just moments before your planned offing. You can do nothing right, including kill yourself. You are a miserable ugly pathological liar. You are a loser.

Just as you are about to cry yourself to sleep, the arab terrorist busts in. It's sid. He's horny and decides to rape your ear hole. You are too pathetic and weak to fight him off. You just sit there and allow him to grind on your head with his pelvis. He comes on your face. When done, he screams that you are an infidel and runs out saying he will be back tomorrow for the other ear. It is at this point that you think, 'people aren't so bad, look how well my first sexual experience went, he wants more!' life suddenly doesn't seem so bad. You made a new friend and he didn't even comment on how shit ass fucking ugly you are. He likes you for you...and your ears. It's a happy ending.

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This concludes adventure #1. I'll be back later to try again. Peace.

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Old 09-30-2010, 02:10 PM   #33
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player killers for life
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:05 PM   #34
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Failed suicide this is great im lmao like u dont even know at the infidel part, classic
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:25 PM   #35
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Now I wanna pick me so I can see what he has to say.........LOL
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:01 PM   #36
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nigga let me play as zig or style !
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:27 PM   #37
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word up ill be goddess and wreck shit like u knoww i did. you should passs t hhaa sstorry telleer torch gto me. im good at this
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:45 PM   #38
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or if ur really a good story teller lemme play as myself
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:58 PM   #39
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man brock this is pathetic....who the fuck has time to play these faggy games, I have an urge to drive to ur house n cut ur ether net cable with a box cutter... You make my wu corping so much more waak to where I'm ashamed of posting here.... You rly have nothing else irl thay takes up ur time other than this n lp reviews?

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Old 09-30-2010, 05:07 PM   #40
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its original....i actually caught net feelings over this...like "why didnt i think of this first
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:32 PM   #41
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You are Ironman, super suit, super hard. Unlike your 2 inch limp dick. You thought that building a super suit of Iron and rockets would give you the confidence to get a boner, but the groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. You have to keep your identity safe from your friends and family, so during the day you're the most ostentatious thing ever, a gay black man named Bony Starks. You tinker around with gadgets and nerd shit in your free time and love dungeons and dragons. Harry Potter gives you a boner. The last time a woman approached you, you ran away after pissing your pants. You're not so sure if you're into the Earth girls, and you consider looking elsewhere for pussy, or maybe you're just avoiding pussy altogether. Maybe you like your gay identity. You just built new booster rockets that can breach the outer atmosphere.

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A. Blast off to Uranus
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:43 PM   #42
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brock im next !
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:50 PM   #43
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Ironman Adventure #1

STYLE Trek II - The Wrath of Condoms

Are you nuts?? Didn't you see the original Ironman movie? You can't go too high without the entire suit freezing. You forget this fact and blast off into the outer atmosphere. As predicted you freeze up and are a floating block of ice in space. For once, your dick is hard...because it is frozen. Your life is quickly fading when you are towed into a ship by a tractor beam. It's your old friends STYLE and Outkast, though STYLE seems to have green luminescent contacts now. Even though your penis is so ver' small, STYLE doesn't seem to mind at all. He is grinding on your leg like a pole dancer with back rent due. Big Boi and Andre are gawking with voyeuristic intent. Things are getting creepy, and you kinda like it. All of the sudden there's a distress call and alarms are going off.

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A. Answer the distress call, it's the nice thing to do
B. Let's see where this four-way goes
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:57 PM   #44
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Hahaha skampoe literally has more posts than the last three posters put together, 'but who the fuck has tyime for these faggy games brock?' LMAO anyway, carry on.
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You wake up in your dusty ramshackle UK loft basement laundromat still buzzing off the cocktail of cough medicine and computer duster you had last night. You look through the dingy basement window out on to the UK street. It's overcast. You are scared. The world is such a dark and scary place full of people that insist on interacting with you. You shutter at the mere thought of taking a step outside. As you turn around in horror you are startled by the presence of another human being. He looks like an arab terrorist.

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Ok I'm Lacey so..............run away (like a lil girl)
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You start to run as the arab tries to great with a friendly Allah U Akbar. You bolt out the door and run up some rickety steps. As you reach the second to last step, it collapses and you fall hard, smashing your face on the ground. Several of your teeth are broken. No big deal. They were already fucked up to begin with. Going to the dentist and buying toothpaste is not high on your list of priorities. You get up and dust yourself off. You head to your one room apartment.

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A: Log on to Wu-Tang Corp
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A. Log on to Wu-Tang Corp
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Good. You were paying attention. What could you possibly brush your teeth with? Drain cleaner? You log on to Wu-Tang Corp. Even though people cannot touch you, it is still a scary place where you have to interact with people and every one makes fun of you. Because you are a xenophobe and agoraphobic, you decide to live vicariously through your online persona. So where should you go, vicariously?

Do U:

A. Pretend to go to Panama City
B. Pretend to go to Colombia
C. Pretend to go to the dentist.
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B. Pretend to go to Colombia
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You type in an elaborate story about sailing on the high seas and landing in Bogata where dozens of beautiful women are at your beck and call. You have no pictures to prove this, but you're sure people will believe you because you're such a sincere guy. You then proceed to tell people the absurd story of going to the drug cartel factory in medellin and hanging out with Pablo Escobar even though he's been dead for 17 years. You are caught in an obvious lie and are embarrassed as even Ironman takes the time to make fun of you.

Do U:

A. Gloss around the fact that you lied and continue to Panama City
B. Try to explain yourself rationally
C. Look for something sharp.
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A. Gloss around the fact that you lied and continue to Panama City
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You quickly dismiss claims that you lied and continue on your faux-excursion to Panama City. Amazingly, even more women great you as you arrive, all naked. It's as if Panama City is home to a long lost amazonian she-tribe. Even though you once again don't have pictures you decide to photoshop your image on some generic hot naked women pictures, making sure to use a photo of yourself donning the Mortal Kombat Mileena shroud that covers your busted grill, because nobody wants to see that. Oddly, nobody believes you, and Robby uses his technical genius to expose the fraud and reveal the lie. You are absolutely distraught now. Thoughts of suicide are running rampant through your brain.

Do U:

A. Unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub.
B. Look for something sharp
C. Give life a second chance.
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A. Unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub.
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You unplug the toaster and fill up the bathtub. You take the toaster to the bathroom and hop in the tub. The water is ice cold. You plug the toaster in and drop it in the tub. Nothing happens. You failed to pay the electric bill and the power company has shut off the power just moments before your planned offing. You can do nothing right, including kill yourself. You are a miserable ugly pathological liar. You are a loser.

Just as you are about to cry yourself to sleep, the arab terrorist busts in. It's SID. He's horny and decides to rape your ear hole. You are too pathetic and weak to fight him off. You just sit there and allow him to grind on your head with his pelvis. He comes on your face. When done, he screams that you are an infidel and runs out saying he will be back tomorrow for the other ear. It is at this point that you think, 'people aren't so bad, look how well my first sexual experience went, he wants more!' Life suddenly doesn't seem so bad. You made a new friend and he didn't even comment on how shit ass fucking ugly you are. He likes you for you...and your ears. It's a happy ending.

The End.

























This concludes adventure #1. I'll be back later to try again. Peace.
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