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Old 09-04-2011, 03:24 PM   #1
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I work at a health food store. A customer invited me to her house. Redhead. Green eyes. Pale white skin. Freckles. A San Francisco-type hipster/hippie girl. Thin body, big boobs. Gorgeous face. We talked in her bedroom. Began kissing. Suckled her nipples. She began breathing heavy. I moved down South and removed her panties. Chewed her out for a good hour and a half until the bitch pushed my head down and came in my mouth. Her entire body turned red and she began shaking. Unbelievable. No smell, no taste. Excited, she kicked me back on her bed/couch. She took my pants off. Began jerking me off while her mouth remained at the tip of my dick. The heat from her breath made it feel amazing. She began gagging and making the throat/gulp noise. Not knowing how she felt about cum I told her "I'm about to cum." She went deeper. I shot my load. She held my dick in her mouth for 10 seconds afterward. She looked up at me. Swallowed it. She smiled. I collapsed. It was one of those nuts that you can feel it tingling from your feet to your legs to your stomach. Un-be-fucking-lievable. Top 10 most pleasurable moments of my life. There is no point to this story. Purely bragging rights.
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:39 PM   #2
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I failed to mention one of the best parts. I didn't want to push the "edit" button on my original post and add this part. It might seem like I am lying for you noobs. Anyway, while I was eating her out I shoved my finger in her asshole. Yes, the entire index finger. I massaged her anal walls. It was minutes later that she came in my mouth. When I took my finger out there was no smell. No discoloration. God bless white girls. Every day I wake up I thank Yahweh I was born with a penis. That is all.
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:48 PM   #3
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:04 PM   #4
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nice. no strings attached sex with random broads are the way to go. how old was she, lindsay lohan or julianne moore ?
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:06 PM   #5
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this faggit ate out some whore who he met on the first night.

LMAO @ the herpes on your lip.


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this faggit ate out some whore who he met on the first night.

LMAO @ the herpes on your lip.


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but never the less..

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Old 09-04-2011, 04:09 PM   #7
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Don't know how old she is. She looks younger than me and I'm 25. And white girls don't get herpes.
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:13 PM   #8
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ony Guatemalans get STD's thanks to that silly rascal Uncle Sam
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we would think that youre bragging that you got some from a red haired girl? hahaha
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Old 09-04-2011, 05:16 PM   #11
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Never. I repeat never, eat out a random girl. Fucking never. Don't even risk it. Eventhough it payed out for you, chances are you caught something. I hope you rinsed your mouth with vector tornado or something. Still though, props on getting with a redhead. Chea.

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I failed to mention one of the best parts. I didn't want to push the "edit" button on my original post and add this part. It might seem like I am lying for you noobs. Anyway, while I was eating her out I shoved my finger in her asshole. Yes, the entire index finger. I massaged her anal walls. It was minutes later that she came in my mouth. When I took my finger out there was no smell. No discoloration. God bless white girls. Every day I wake up I thank Yahweh I was born with a penis. That is all.
you know its likely Yahweh hates you for that penis you have


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I find it hard to believe that somebody would be that careless unless they already have an std or think they can't get one. From Threadstarter's post, it looks like he thinks he can't get it, but I'm not sure bout da redhead.
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This reads like an extract from a romance novel ceited would write.

But well done, all the years I worked behind the counter fantasizing about customers, shit never happened, I laid a few seeds but I never got invited to a chicks house at work. Was it a one time thing or could she be a fuck buddy?
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