So I gave an oral creampie last night..

[CEITEDMOFO]

Originally Posted by LoTec

red heads are fuckin gross, bitches that are paler than me, no thank you.

NO WAY AMY ADAMs IS OFFICAL

[WARPATH]

Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

. Redhead. Green eyes. Pale white skin. Freckles.

The thread title should be re-named:

I gave Ronald Weezly an oral cram pie.

[Frank Sobotka]

What do people have against redheads?

[BASCO]

Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

I work at a health food store. A customer invited me to her house. Redhead. Green eyes. Pale white skin. Freckles. A San Francisco-type hipster/hippie girl. Thin body, big boobs. Gorgeous face. We talked in her bedroom. Began kissing. Suckled her nipples. She began breathing heavy. I moved down South and removed her panties. Chewed her out for a good hour and a half until the bitch pushed my head down and came in my mouth. Her entire body turned red and she began shaking. Unbelievable. No smell, no taste. Excited, she kicked me back on her bed/couch. She took my pants off. Began jerking me off while her mouth remained at the tip of my dick. The heat from her breath made it feel amazing. She began gagging and making the throat/gulp noise. Not knowing how she felt about cum I told her "I'm about to cum." She went deeper. I shot my load. She held my dick in her mouth for 10 seconds afterward. She looked up at me. Swallowed it. She smiled. I collapsed. It was one of those nuts that you can feel it tingling from your feet to your legs to your stomach. Un-be-fucking-lievable. Top 10 most pleasurable moments of my life. There is no point to this story. Purely bragging rights.

Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

I failed to mention one of the best parts. I didn't want to push the "edit" button on my original post and add this part. It might seem like I am lying for you noobs. Anyway, while I was eating her out I shoved my finger in her asshole. Yes, the entire index finger. I massaged her anal walls. It was minutes later that she came in my mouth. When I took my finger out there was no smell. No discoloration. God bless white girls. Every day I wake up I thank Yahweh I was born with a penis. That is all.

Originally Posted by food for thought

this faggit ate out some whore who he met on the first night.

LMAO @ the herpes on your lip.


fag.

Originally Posted by STYLE

no pics?

ducktales ....

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

I don't have pics. I barely know her. And LAWLz @ Ron Weezly. And I'm with iKKe on this one: What do people have against redheads? Ginger dudes are fugly. Ginger bitches are God body.

[djskillz]

finding a ginger that's sexy is rare as fuck. i take full advantage when i do.

[J-Cee]

[RzaRectum]

Ugh. Red headed bitches are just nasty overall.

Only two exceptions I know of..

1. Kylee Strutt



















Then #2. Sarah Blake (in that order)
And #2 only makes the list, because she has consistently cute pictures and manages not to look like some sort of carrot. Still, she doesn't even hold a candle to #1.

[djskillz]

^2nd one has brown hair bro. she don't count.

[JASPER]

1st one has obviously dyed hair.

[Edgar Erebus]

Fair enough. Although if you ask me redheads taste the worst of all types of white chicks.

Now blondes have this nice, beer-esque aroma about them. Not to mention they are least acid.

[JASPER]

Originally Posted by Slim T

Fair enough. Although if you ask me redheads taste the worst of all types of white chicks.

Now blondes have this nice, beer-esque aroma about them. Not to mention they are least acid.

[Art Vandelay]

Originally Posted by Breaststroke & Butterfly

Chewed her out for a good hour and a half until the bitch pushed my head down and came in my mouth.

you must be awful at eating pussy.

[tekunique]

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

Originally Posted by Art Vandelay

you must be awful at eating pussy.

We were in no rush. I take my time. It produces suspense. Builds up the orgasm.