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Sosa · 06-22-2011, 09:01 AM

Since I know you're all really interested in my life, I thought I'd let you know about my job interview this friday. Its a dead end, bullshit job but it should be pretty easy.

Its for surfer/hippie clothing store Fat Face. I don't know how to nail this job. Even when I had the interview when I was chewing gum I was wearing a dress shirt and smart pants. But these guys market are beach dwelling stoners. I've been to the beach about twice and wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of the shit they sell.

My standard attire is a white T-Shirt, Ecko Jeans, Wallabees or K-Swiss shoes and some kind of hat depending on my mood. I could study 'Point Break' to get into the mindset of a person that wears lame clothes. I think I'll wear shorts just in case. Maybe I should hint that I smoke weed. Fuck it i'm just gonna dress and act like Wiz Khalifa.

If you have any ideas how I can get this job/not get this job or just do something stupid in the interview let us know.

Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not, but I thought you guys would like to know.

Socrates92 · 06-22-2011, 12:55 PM

Have a smoke before the interview?

There's a Fat Face opening 30 seconds walk from my house, not my type of clothing tbh.

check two · 06-22-2011, 01:26 PM

JASPER · 06-22-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not

I think you should use that slipshod attitude to your advantage. Show up to the interview unshaven, smelling like board wax and hemp and address the interviewers as dude and man. Also, if you're gonna chew gum, make sure you offer them some too.

Sosa · 06-23-2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Socrates92

Have a smoke before the interview?

There's a Fat Face opening 30 seconds walk from my house, not my type of clothing tbh.

Yeah I keep seeing these stores pop up all over the place. I don't get it either. Where I live is nowhere near the coast and its only summer about 2 days a year. I've gotta somehow act like these clothes are cool.

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Originally Posted by check two

like this stuff

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Originally Posted by Chevy Chase

I think you should use that slipshod attitude to your advantage. Show up to the interview unshaven, smelling like board wax and hemp and address the interviewers as dude and man. Also, if you're gonna chew gum, make sure you offer them some too.

LOL. I told my job advisor about the gum and she just laughed. I thought she was gonna get mad and think I wasn't taking it seriously (I'm not).

You can get Hemp gum, maybe I'll get some of that.

http://hempworld.com/shop/MainPageHempCandy.htm

To be honest most of the stuff on this site looks if not poisonous then at least inedible.

FatherSl!me · 06-23-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

Since I know you're all really interested in my life, I thought I'd let you know about my job interview this friday. Its a dead end, bullshit job but it should be pretty easy.

Its for surfer/hippie clothing store Fat Face. I don't know how to nail this job. Even when I had the interview when I was chewing gum I was wearing a dress shirt and smart pants. But these guys market are beach dwelling stoners. I've been to the beach about twice and wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of the shit they sell.

My standard attire is a white T-Shirt, Ecko Jeans, Wallabees or K-Swiss shoes and some kind of hat depending on my mood. I could study 'Point Break' to get into the mindset of a person that wears lame clothes. I think I'll wear shorts just in case. Maybe I should hint that I smoke weed. Fuck it i'm just gonna dress and act like Wiz Khalifa.

If you have any ideas how I can get this job/not get this job or just do something stupid in the interview let us know.

Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not, but I thought you guys would like to know.

people are actually interested in your boring life?

since i read the shit might as well throw my 2 cents in. go back to school, get a degree and get a real job

Frailhorse · 06-23-2011, 07:18 PM

fuck a job, that shit is just a stepping stone

Sosa · 06-23-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FatherT!me

people are actually interested in your boring life?

Irony.

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Originally Posted by FatherT!me

since i read the shit might as well throw my 2 cents in. go back to school, get a degree and get a real job

I'm going to College next year, still I pray to God I never have to get a real job. But you really hurt my feelings with that 'loser' crack.

Frailhorse · 06-23-2011, 07:29 PM

YEA YOU DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE THESE GUYS

Sosa · 06-23-2011, 07:38 PM

LOL at 'Rap4Food'. Last week I was in the city and there was 3 buskers within about 30 yards of each other. Singing and playing the violin over the top of each other. It was retarded. Shit sounded horrible.

The job is just to keep a little change in my pocket for the next year before I go to university. I saved enough cash to live on for a couple years. Which is part of the reason why I don't care If I get it or not. Regardless I'm sure Fathertime will tune in tomorrow to see how I did in the interview.

Rob Belding · 06-23-2011, 08:01 PM

lol you guys seem to set the bar really high for yourselves

Sosa · 06-24-2011, 06:30 PM

I had the interview. It was stupid as hell. It was a group interview and I had to dress one of the employers or potential employees in fatface gear. I said the manager of the store (cute, petite, mousy haired chick) would look good in a red dress, and I know I could fuck her If I take the job.

I had to tell them about my favorite vacation. I made up some bullshit about bungee jumping in Florence, Italy. I pulled it out of my ass, I haven't been on holiday in years. I wonder how exactly they think this relates to selling shitty clothes?

Aside from that I gave them the usual bullshit about being good at working with people, a team player, competent, liking their clothes, and having an interesting life.

I slipped up a few times by looking to the left while I lied, but on the whole I think they liked me best. The other interviewees were all about 16 and were too shy and stupid to lie or at least give coherent answers.

Anyway I get back and get a call for an interview at blockbusters. I'ma go study so I can act like this guy

LOL at the stupid shit they put you through to get a piece of shit minimum wage job.

check two · 06-24-2011, 06:40 PM

You'll probably get the job at Blockbuster's, I hear they are looking for a lot of new employees.

Sosa · 06-24-2011, 07:14 PM

Yeah I'll get the job and a few months from now blockbusters will close down cos no-one rents films no more.

Its the perfect job for me. LOL.

BASCO · 06-24-2011, 07:20 PM

in my last interview, i told the truth due to the presence of the holy spirit in the conference room

never again

06-22-2011, 09:01 AM	#1
Sosa That sign says applesauce Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MAFIA LAND Posts: 9,586 Rep Power: 49	Another Job Interview Since I know you're all really interested in my life, I thought I'd let you know about my job interview this friday. Its a dead end, bullshit job but it should be pretty easy. Its for surfer/hippie clothing store Fat Face. I don't know how to nail this job. Even when I had the interview when I was chewing gum I was wearing a dress shirt and smart pants. But these guys market are beach dwelling stoners. I've been to the beach about twice and wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of the shit they sell. My standard attire is a white T-Shirt, Ecko Jeans, Wallabees or K-Swiss shoes and some kind of hat depending on my mood. I could study 'Point Break' to get into the mindset of a person that wears lame clothes. I think I'll wear shorts just in case. Maybe I should hint that I smoke weed. Fuck it i'm just gonna dress and act like Wiz Khalifa. If you have any ideas how I can get this job/not get this job or just do something stupid in the interview let us know. Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not, but I thought you guys would like to know. __________________ Last edited by Sosa; 06-22-2011 at 09:07 AM.

06-22-2011, 01:26 PM	#3
check two N.I. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,599 Rep Power: 112	__________________ Elite Status

06-23-2011, 07:38 PM	#10
Sosa That sign says applesauce Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MAFIA LAND Posts: 9,586 Rep Power: 49	LOL at 'Rap4Food'. Last week I was in the city and there was 3 buskers within about 30 yards of each other. Singing and playing the violin over the top of each other. It was retarded. Shit sounded horrible. The job is just to keep a little change in my pocket for the next year before I go to university. I saved enough cash to live on for a couple years. Which is part of the reason why I don't care If I get it or not. Regardless I'm sure Fathertime will tune in tomorrow to see how I did in the interview. __________________

06-24-2011, 06:30 PM	#12
Sosa That sign says applesauce Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MAFIA LAND Posts: 9,586 Rep Power: 49	I had the interview. It was stupid as hell. It was a group interview and I had to dress one of the employers or potential employees in fatface gear. I said the manager of the store (cute, petite, mousy haired chick) would look good in a red dress, and I know I could fuck her If I take the job. I had to tell them about my favorite vacation. I made up some bullshit about bungee jumping in Florence, Italy. I pulled it out of my ass, I haven't been on holiday in years. I wonder how exactly they think this relates to selling shitty clothes? Aside from that I gave them the usual bullshit about being good at working with people, a team player, competent, liking their clothes, and having an interesting life. I slipped up a few times by looking to the left while I lied, but on the whole I think they liked me best. The other interviewees were all about 16 and were too shy and stupid to lie or at least give coherent answers. Anyway I get back and get a call for an interview at blockbusters. I'ma go study so I can act like this guy LOL at the stupid shit they put you through to get a piece of shit minimum wage job. __________________

06-24-2011, 06:40 PM	#13
check two N.I. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,599 Rep Power: 112	You'll probably get the job at Blockbuster's, I hear they are looking for a lot of new employees. __________________ Elite Status

06-22-2011, 12:55 PM	#2
Socrates92 PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 907 Rep Power: 0	Have a smoke before the interview? There's a Fat Face opening 30 seconds walk from my house, not my type of clothing tbh.

06-23-2011, 07:18 PM	#7
Frailhorse penalty boxed user Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,429 Rep Power: 0	fuck a job, that shit is just a stepping stone

06-23-2011, 07:29 PM	#9
Frailhorse penalty boxed user Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,429 Rep Power: 0	YEA YOU DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE THESE GUYS

06-24-2011, 07:14 PM	#14
Sosa That sign says applesauce Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MAFIA LAND Posts: 9,586 Rep Power: 49	Yeah I'll get the job and a few months from now blockbusters will close down cos no-one rents films no more. Its the perfect job for me. LOL. __________________

06-24-2011, 07:20 PM	#15
BASCO ill crew of psychoz Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 492 Rep Power: 0	in my last interview, i told the truth due to the presence of the holy spirit in the conference room never again

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