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Old 10-10-2011, 05:31 AM   #1
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Default [HOLY S**T!] Last night I found myself in a bit of a dilemma *pics to explain*

]The time was about 11.30PM - I was waiting for my parents to go to bed so I could start fapping to some online **** (haven't done it a while).



I heard them close their bedroom door. At this point I couldn't wait to get started so I grabbed everything I needed, then raced to the PC.



Things were all going to plan - ******* delivered the material needed and it was shaping up to be a good night of fapping.



Then, in the blink of an eye - everything was taken away from me. The whole street suffered a BLACKOUT, it was around 12.30am at this point so it was literally pitch black.

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Old 10-10-2011, 05:33 AM   #2
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At first I found it a little funny and started to laugh as i sat there completely naked with vaseline all over my now dissapointed penor. Then it happened, I heard my parents bedroom door open - then my dad started to make his way down the stairs with a TORCH/flashlight he keeps under his bed.




I went numb!!! My parents must have been reading - so new something had happened. 'OH SHIIIT' I thought to myself - i was still naked, and vaseline was everywhere as my dad started to walk down the stairs - I couldn't see anything and started to crawl on all fours looking for my shorts and top. I could hear my dad getting closer so I quickly crawled around the side of the table and tried to hide.




My dad came in the room, I kept quiet, my heart was pounding, and my penor was still throbbing - I don't know if he saw me but I heard him say 'oh' then he walked away towards the garage where the fuse box is.
I have not mentioned it - but it must have been obvious - vaseline still on the table - tissues - and my moms glass bowl I use as a jizz catcher.

Yes it was very embarrassing.
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Old 10-10-2011, 05:36 AM   #3
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move out already son

and why are you using your mothers things to masturbate with
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Old 10-10-2011, 06:10 AM   #4
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Old 10-10-2011, 07:41 AM   #5
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ahahahahahaha this shit had me roflmao lmao
lmao @ the mspaint ass hairs lmao
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Old 10-10-2011, 08:38 AM   #6
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:03 PM   #7
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I had a good genuine laugh, son!
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Old 10-10-2011, 09:27 PM   #10
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This is hilarious. You need to start getting your jerks in behind closed doors.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so funny it's painful.

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Just me or is it strange that dude needs a giant bowl to catch his cum? jizz catcher? Is that normal? I never heard of that before.

Edit: To each his own, anyway

Sounds like an scary oedipal complex too. Vaseline too? Try lookin pops in the eye over your bowl of frootay loops bitch

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