So, you cowardly faggits can now live an extra 70 years... - Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan

food for thought · 10-19-2011, 04:31 PM

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Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

Have you always wondered what life would be like in 150 years?

Well, your dream may well come true, as scientists have created an ‘elixir of life’ pill that can potentially help you live longer – a lot longer in fact.

Professor Peter Smith from New South Wales University in Australia claims that due to advances in medicine and public health, experts have created drugs and medical therapies which can help people live longer, healthier lives and potentially celebrate their 150th birthday.

These wonder pills promise to slow the ageing process and aid body repair, and could be hitting the shelves as soon as five years.

“I think there is real hope we can extend human life by some decades further. The aim is not just to eke out extra existence but to facilitate a longer healthy life. We just don’t want to live longer, we want to live longer well,” Professor Smith told the Express.

“These drugs will help with the regeneration of cells, regeneration of processes in the body, so we expect people will live well, much longer.”

With the current life expectancy in the UK being 80, could these body-repairing drugs be the key to another 70 years of life?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1019722.html

food for thought · 10-19-2011, 04:34 PM

I know nickytoochs old ass will def try it, anybody else?

Rob Swanson · 10-19-2011, 04:41 PM

I plan on uploading myself into the web like the lawnmower man, so ill pass

Olive Oil Goombah · 10-19-2011, 04:49 PM

its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

food for thought · 10-19-2011, 04:56 PM

you smell like denture paste, faggit.

JASPER · 10-19-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DickyTouch

its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

ahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Rob Swanson · 10-19-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DickyTouch

its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

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Originally Posted by food for thought

you smell like denture paste, faggit.

Lmao

BASCO · 10-19-2011, 08:27 PM

death is still death, that's why robbeh has the right idea

check two · 10-19-2011, 08:56 PM

Basco will still be wearing bright hooded sweatshirts that are 3 times too tight at age
235.

Socrates92 · 10-19-2011, 09:57 PM

Overpopulation is gonna be sweet

diggy · 10-19-2011, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by food for thought

Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

JASPER BEARDLY · 10-19-2011, 11:37 PM

hahahahaha

INF · 10-20-2011, 09:20 AM

If I took that I would probably reverse age into an infant.the inf dont age.I been 19 for over a decade now.

Sky Blue Bally Kid · 10-20-2011, 11:07 AM

As with a lot of things like this, people will prob start taking it then somewhere down the line it will be proved to have harmful side effects...

JASPER · 10-20-2011, 11:16 AM

Just what the world needs, more old people.

Warning! Warning! Old Men.

10-19-2011, 04:34 PM	#2
food for thought Think about it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Head anointed. Cup runneth over. Age: 26 Posts: 16,231 Rep Power: 90	I know nickytoochs old ass will def try it, anybody else? __________________ We do it for the people.

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Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian. __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

10-19-2011, 04:56 PM	#5
food for thought Think about it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Head anointed. Cup runneth over. Age: 26 Posts: 16,231 Rep Power: 90	you smell like denture paste, faggit. __________________ We do it for the people.

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BASCO ill crew of psychoz Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 492 Rep Power: 0	death is still death, that's why robbeh has the right idea

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INF Digital @fterLife 666 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: laughin and relaxin Age: 33 Posts: 20,062 Rep Power: 105	If I took that I would probably reverse age into an infant.the inf dont age.I been 19 for over a decade now. __________________ *The Digital @fterLife Bandcamp page* *http://www.reverbnation.com/theinf* *http://www.youtube.com/user/brix42* *@iLL_LAMBEER* *The INF on Facebook* http://soundcloud.com/thejesus42almighty

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Sky Blue Bally Kid The Elohim Dream Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Plotting a Wesley Snipe movement on a Sunday in Bermuda Posts: 3,038 Rep Power: 28	As with a lot of things like this, people will prob start taking it then somewhere down the line it will be proved to have harmful side effects... __________________ When I'm writing in my room It's like a child that's fighting in the womb - KP -

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JASPER Interior Decorator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Honduras Age: 28 Posts: 11,536 Rep Power: 47	Just what the world needs, more old people. Warning! Warning! Old Men. __________________

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