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x7fifteen4 · 03-18-2012, 07:47 PM

Beers, Whiskey, Wine, Rum, Vodka, Scotch, Gin, Tequila, Jager... Whatever it may be!

One day of drinking does it's damage to a young man, however, those three day benders really muscle a fucker up.

I can speak upon experience and say that 2 or 3 day benders really start fucking with a niggas emotions and shit!

After I come off a hard one, I start getting those fucked up withdrawal symptoms...

I'm tired, regretful, anxiety, depressed, the mild case of the twitches (shakes), and the worst is I can't sleep worth a fuck for like 2 days when I'm going cold turkey.

I get the serious blues after those weekend benders anymore,,, the older I get, the worse it gets... fucking brutal.

But it's sure is fucking fun doing it though!

As my momma says, "I don't feel a damn bit sorry for ya ... Cause you did it to yourself!"

True, True!

x7fifteen4 · 03-18-2012, 08:01 PM

But, during those hot nights of drinking you sure adventure into the sinful experiences of... nicotine!!!

I don't smoke but when I'm on a good one, it doesn't take too much to trigger me going to buy a fat ass can of dip at the convenience store. Skoal, Copenhagen... Long cut chew gets me right though... I hate it so lovely!

CEITEDMOFO · 03-18-2012, 08:03 PM

IM 31 AND MASTERED DRINKING LOOK FOR MY OLD THREADS FOR EXCELLENT WISDOm

Sosa · 03-18-2012, 08:03 PM

its funny how you write this shit in the style of an 'O' magazine article.

i drink at home most nights and usually go out 1 or 2 nights in the week. worse thing is that every girl i know has been hit on, even the ugly ones i would never touch in daylight, and of course they are the ones that say yes lol. the shit is still funny to me but one day i smell an intervention. i'm a functioning alchoholic most of the time.

Mr. R&B · 03-18-2012, 09:09 PM

OP is softcore.

Y'all fags ain't built for this alcoholic shit.

Wussbags.

CEITEDMOFO · 03-18-2012, 11:38 PM

I DRINK BETTER THAN U DAN COnNER

Rob Swanson · 03-18-2012, 11:48 PM

I took 2 xanax i bought off a guy on the street last while ordering burgers

had a couple beers, and just woke up after an unplanned 5 hour nap

Rob Swanson · 03-18-2012, 11:58 PM

Gonna drink a 24oz Mickeys to see if I can prolong this riffraff style buzz

JehovAllah · 03-18-2012, 11:59 PM

yo i got like 13 xanax from my wifes friend
xanax 5's she said
i dunno abt pills
r they good?

Rob Swanson · 03-19-2012, 12:05 AM

I think the 5's are what a starter dose is. So I'd probably take 1 and half then maybe another an hour later depending on how you feel.

JehovAllah · 03-19-2012, 12:09 AM

coolio!!!

x7fifteen4 · 03-19-2012, 02:39 AM

Let us all compare dosage of the sauce... then we can really start talking about who's soft. You always have that one 5'4 nigga talking like he gonna dunk on shaq... pissy laughing right now!

Rob Swanson · 03-19-2012, 03:08 AM

7fifteen4 can't pull a chic after drinking natural ice out of toilet

You probably dont rock scotch or whiskeys on the rocks like I do to every day

Bookmark this know-the-lege oriented video, for higher learnings

RALPH WIGGUM · 03-19-2012, 03:30 AM

Ice fucking ruins scotch, true story

x7fifteen4 · 03-19-2012, 05:22 AM

who's this rob guy? I picture rob like carrot top with with six pack of Extenze.

You're so funny man, a fucking clown!

Come slob on my knob you fucking joker

03-18-2012, 07:47 PM	#1
x7fifteen4 PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 0	The "official" I drink too much seman thread! Beers, Whiskey, Wine, Rum, Vodka, Scotch, Gin, Tequila, Jager... Whatever it may be! One day of drinking does it's damage to a young man, however, those three day benders really muscle a fucker up. I can speak upon experience and say that 2 or 3 day benders really start fucking with a niggas emotions and shit! After I come off a hard one, I start getting those fucked up withdrawal symptoms... I'm tired, regretful, anxiety, depressed, the mild case of the twitches (shakes), and the worst is I can't sleep worth a fuck for like 2 days when I'm going cold turkey. I get the serious blues after those weekend benders anymore,,, the older I get, the worse it gets... fucking brutal. But it's sure is fucking fun doing it though! As my momma says, "I don't feel a damn bit sorry for ya ... Cause you did it to yourself!" True, True!

03-18-2012, 08:03 PM	#3
CEITEDMOFO Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NEW JERUSALEM Age: 32 Posts: 11,620 Rep Power: 60	IM 31 AND MASTERED DRINKING LOOK FOR MY OLD THREADS FOR EXCELLENT WISDOm __________________

03-18-2012, 08:03 PM	#4
Sosa That sign says applesauce Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MAFIA LAND Posts: 9,489 Rep Power: 47	its funny how you write this shit in the style of an 'O' magazine article. i drink at home most nights and usually go out 1 or 2 nights in the week. worse thing is that every girl i know has been hit on, even the ugly ones i would never touch in daylight, and of course they are the ones that say yes lol. the shit is still funny to me but one day i smell an intervention. i'm a functioning alchoholic most of the time. __________________

03-18-2012, 09:09 PM	#5
Mr. R&B On Hiatus Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 6,102 Rep Power: 46	OP is softcore. Y'all fags ain't built for this alcoholic shit. Wussbags. __________________

03-18-2012, 11:38 PM	#6
CEITEDMOFO Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NEW JERUSALEM Age: 32 Posts: 11,620 Rep Power: 60	I DRINK BETTER THAN U DAN COnNER __________________

03-18-2012, 08:01 PM	#2
x7fifteen4 PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 0	But, during those hot nights of drinking you sure adventure into the sinful experiences of... nicotine!!! I don't smoke but when I'm on a good one, it doesn't take too much to trigger me going to buy a fat ass can of dip at the convenience store. Skoal, Copenhagen... Long cut chew gets me right though... I hate it so lovely!

03-18-2012, 11:59 PM	#9
JehovAllah -Skampoe- Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I BE WHERE IM @ Age: 32 Posts: 42,959 Rep Power: 195	yo i got like 13 xanax from my wifes friend xanax 5's she said i dunno abt pills r they good? __________________

03-19-2012, 12:09 AM	#11
JehovAllah -Skampoe- Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I BE WHERE IM @ Age: 32 Posts: 42,959 Rep Power: 195	coolio!!! __________________

03-19-2012, 02:39 AM	#12
x7fifteen4 PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 0	Let us all compare dosage of the sauce... then we can really start talking about who's soft. You always have that one 5'4 nigga talking like he gonna dunk on shaq... pissy laughing right now!

03-19-2012, 03:30 AM	#14
RALPH WIGGUM PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Normandie, France Age: 22 Posts: 1,614 Rep Power: 0	Ice fucking ruins scotch, true story __________________

03-19-2012, 05:22 AM	#15
x7fifteen4 PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 0	who's this rob guy? I picture rob like carrot top with with six pack of Extenze. You're so funny man, a fucking clown! Come slob on my knob you fucking joker

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