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So my friend dared me to..................
He dared me to eat this pepper he had. He said he had eaten one and it was really hot. It's called a Moruga Scorpion pepper. I am extremely pissed off at him now!!! Really hot doesn't even begin to describe that pepper!!!!!!!!!! I thought I was going to die! My mouth, throat, stomach, and even my fucking ears were absolutely burning too bad to even describe!!!!!!! It felt like I had swallowed a hot coal!!! I had no idea a pepper could be so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As it turns out, he didn't eat one at all. He was too scared too. For good reason!!!!! I haven't taken a shit since then, and I'm not looking forward to it at all. NEVER EAT A MORUGAN SCORPION PEPPER FOR ANY REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After doing some research just now I found that the Moruga Scorpion was recently determined to be the hottest pepper in the world! I seriously want to beat the shit out of him for this right now!!!!
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This guy went to the hospital after eating one.
I can't lie, I considered it myself.
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Lmao
That's quite the friend you got
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I told him that I wouldn't eat a Ghost Pepper, but I would try this one. He knew DAMN WELL that this pepper was literally somewhere in the neighborhood of twice as hot as the Ghost Pepper and he stood there and watched me consume that fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to wait and see how bad it is coming out of the other end before deciding on my revenge. I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAYBACK'S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I dont even know where one could buy these peppers. Ive never seen them sold.
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He payed $15 for one pepper!!!! I hope it was funny, cuz my revenge will be!!!!
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yeah, i guess you're going to have to wreck his asshole pretty bad to even the score...
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My sister has some extremely potent pepper spray. I might just light him him up with that shit when he least expects it. Maybe kick him in the balls while he's writhing in pain from it too.
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Aside from violently raping your friend like Dan suggests,
You should finalize the act of revenge by paying a homeless man $15 to throw cayenne pepper in his eyes. Throw in a bottle of malt liquor if the hobo rubs one out on his leg, and asserts his dominance
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Nothing complements a violent raping like a homeless-induced blinding.
It's the proverbial cherry on top of the rape sundae.
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yess, the peppered eyeballs is a must
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Just had a bowel movement. It was bad.
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sometimes when i order chineese food
i get the packet of hotsauce i smother my index finger with it, let it dry, and den i randomly walk by my wiz and graze ma finger on her lips n teeth she bugs out and evn threatens to FUCK ME UP! she threw her soda cup at me once lmao
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