Killah Priest - New Album out now!
home
news
wu-tang clan
bio's
media
store
blogs
forum
contact

Go Back   Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan > The Elements > General Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-29-2012, 12:06 PM   #1
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default So my friend dared me to..................

He dared me to eat this pepper he had. He said he had eaten one and it was really hot. It's called a Moruga Scorpion pepper. I am extremely pissed off at him now!!! Really hot doesn't even begin to describe that pepper!!!!!!!!!! I thought I was going to die! My mouth, throat, stomach, and even my fucking ears were absolutely burning too bad to even describe!!!!!!! It felt like I had swallowed a hot coal!!! I had no idea a pepper could be so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As it turns out, he didn't eat one at all. He was too scared too. For good reason!!!!! I haven't taken a shit since then, and I'm not looking forward to it at all. NEVER EAT A MORUGAN SCORPION PEPPER FOR ANY REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After doing some research just now I found that the Moruga Scorpion was recently determined to be the hottest pepper in the world! I seriously want to beat the shit out of him for this right now!!!!
__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:10 PM   #2
food for thought
Generic Mod Folk
 
food for thought's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Across the border
Posts: 16,910
Rep Power: 98
food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)food for thought Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)
Default

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
We do it for the people.


From donated clothes, to caps and gowns
It's a little shout to my black and brown
Folks that know the game, not in class to clown
Had the funny accent, look who's laughing now
See Samir came here to grind, and he slaved at
Every minimum wage job, but he saved that
Brought his sis here on scholarship to make stacks
Working as a surgeon she bought a whip, and payed cash
No time to whine, we just face facts
Lets fit 6 in the back and lets take that
To the best restaurants, make reservations
Since we out here, since they made reservations
For first Nations and they never made reparations
The Natives probably relate more to immigration
So this for y'all too, and I can't forget the Haitians
Here for an education. Its a celebration.
food for thought is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:16 PM   #3
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

This guy went to the hospital after eating one.

I can't lie, I considered it myself.

__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:19 PM   #4
EAGLE EYE
Operation Guillotine
 
EAGLE EYE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Quantum Computer
Posts: 39,653
Rep Power: 10
EAGLE EYE has disabled reputation
Default

Lmao

That's quite the friend you got
__________________




Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Bandana View Post
you dont want me coming around dressed in black homie
Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA View Post
Honestly dude, this is why I want to go to hell. Hell is crackin.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crump Diddy View Post
Did I scare you?
EAGLE EYE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:26 PM   #5
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by R.O.B. PT 3 View Post
Lmao

That's quite the friend you got
I know right. What a fucking dick! I had always heard that the Ghost Pepper was the hottest pepper in the world.

I told him that I wouldn't eat a Ghost Pepper, but I would try this one.

He knew DAMN WELL that this pepper was literally somewhere in the neighborhood of twice as hot as the Ghost Pepper and he stood there and watched me consume that fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to wait and see how bad it is coming out of the other end before deciding on my revenge.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAYBACK'S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:48 PM   #6
EAGLE EYE
Operation Guillotine
 
EAGLE EYE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Quantum Computer
Posts: 39,653
Rep Power: 10
EAGLE EYE has disabled reputation
Default

I dont even know where one could buy these peppers. Ive never seen them sold.
__________________




Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Bandana View Post
you dont want me coming around dressed in black homie
Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA View Post
Honestly dude, this is why I want to go to hell. Hell is crackin.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crump Diddy View Post
Did I scare you?
EAGLE EYE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:53 PM   #7
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by R.O.B. PT 3 View Post
I dont even know where one could buy these peppers. Ive never seen them sold.
His brother told me he bought it from a guy down the street from him who apparently got them on the internet somewhere.

He payed $15 for one pepper!!!!

I hope it was funny, cuz my revenge will be!!!!
__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 12:55 PM   #8
Sky Blue Danny Kid
Internet Community Member
 
Sky Blue Danny Kid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: United Fucking States of America, Pussy
Age: 32
Posts: 7,902
Blog Entries: 1
Rep Power: 62
Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)
Default

yeah, i guess you're going to have to wreck his asshole pretty bad to even the score...
__________________
--youreallfags.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.
Sky Blue Danny Kid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 01:05 PM   #9
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

My sister has some extremely potent pepper spray. I might just light him him up with that shit when he least expects it. Maybe kick him in the balls while he's writhing in pain from it too.
__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 01:48 PM   #10
EAGLE EYE
Operation Guillotine
 
EAGLE EYE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Quantum Computer
Posts: 39,653
Rep Power: 10
EAGLE EYE has disabled reputation
Default

Aside from violently raping your friend like Dan suggests,

You should finalize the act of revenge by paying a homeless man $15 to throw cayenne pepper in his eyes.

Throw in a bottle of malt liquor if the hobo rubs one out on his leg, and asserts his dominance
__________________




Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Bandana View Post
you dont want me coming around dressed in black homie
Quote:
Originally Posted by TSA View Post
Honestly dude, this is why I want to go to hell. Hell is crackin.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crump Diddy View Post
Did I scare you?
EAGLE EYE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 02:06 PM   #11
Sky Blue Danny Kid
Internet Community Member
 
Sky Blue Danny Kid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: United Fucking States of America, Pussy
Age: 32
Posts: 7,902
Blog Entries: 1
Rep Power: 62
Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)Sky Blue Danny Kid Iron Lungs (Fists of Legend)
Default

Nothing complements a violent raping like a homeless-induced blinding.

It's the proverbial cherry on top of the rape sundae.
__________________
--youreallfags.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.
Sky Blue Danny Kid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 02:16 PM   #12
SKAMPOE
Killem All
 
SKAMPOE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: I BE WHERE IM @
Age: 33
Posts: 44,564
Rep Power: 210
SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)
Send a message via Skype™ to SKAMPOE
Default

yess, the peppered eyeballs is a must
SKAMPOE is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 02:36 PM   #13
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

Just had a bowel movement. It was bad.
__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 02:42 PM   #14
SKAMPOE
Killem All
 
SKAMPOE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: I BE WHERE IM @
Age: 33
Posts: 44,564
Rep Power: 210
SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)SKAMPOE King of Kings (Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique)
Send a message via Skype™ to SKAMPOE
Default

sometimes when i order chineese food

i get the packet of hotsauce

i smother my index finger with it, let it dry, and den i randomly walk by my wiz and graze ma finger on her lips n teeth

she bugs out and evn threatens to FUCK ME UP!
she threw her soda cup at me once lmao
SKAMPOE is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 02:43 PM   #15
RUSHING PLATYPUS
Platypi on the swarm!!
 
RUSHING PLATYPUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,616
Rep Power: 0
RUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venomsRUSHING PLATYPUS five deadly venoms
Default

__________________
RUSHING PLATYPUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:37 PM.


Copyright 2000 - 2013 The Wu-Tang Corp. & shift-one