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Old 03-29-2012, 08:53 PM   #31
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lol @ this guy! Thought he could handle 2 Moruga's.

He was wrong.

You know the fucked up thing? Both of the ones he eats put together aren't as big as the one I ate!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ 4:40 on!!

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Old 03-29-2012, 08:57 PM   #32
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Your so-called friend deserves a kick in the nuts at the very least for doing that shit to you.

LOL @ most of the suggestions in this thread involving gay rape.
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #33
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lace all the food hes gonna eat, then offer him some milk............ laced with the oil as well.
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:03 PM   #34
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Your so-called friend deserves a kick in the nuts at the very least for doing that shit to you.

LOL @ most of the suggestions in this thread involving gay rape.
The plan is official. As I said earlier, I will pepper spray his face, and kick him in the balls (HARD) while he's writhing in pain from the spray. I will fuck his sister too. My sister already said I could use the pepper spray. His sister already wants the dick.

I still can't taste anything.
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:15 PM   #35
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I see OP has been sleeping on the wisdom that gets passed down around these parts

"What you know about the Cotenelle ass wipes?"
http://wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111330

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The plan is official. As I said earlier, I will pepper spray his face, and kick him in the balls (HARD) while he's writhing in pain from the spray. I will fuck his sister too. My sister already said I could use the pepper spray. His sister already wants the dick.

I still can't taste anything.
Sorry, there were a lot of post in here and I admit that I started skimming about halfway through.

Sounds like a winning plan.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:11 PM   #37
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I see OP has been sleeping on the wisdom that gets passed down around these parts

"What you know about the Cotenelle ass wipes?"
http://wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111330

Yeah I could have certainly used these earlier today. It hurt. I felt like I was being tortured with a clothes hanger by Method man in the slums of Shaolin.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that's the perfect correlation to describe what that must've felt like.
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ahahahahahhain the slums of shaolin
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Brought his sis here on scholarship to make stacks
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Since we out here, since they made reservations
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The Natives probably relate more to immigration
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Update: I now have the pepper spray in my possession. I decided I would break his sister's heart if I fuck her and don't call her, and I sure as fuck don't want to date the annoying bitch, so that's out. Now I wait til the time is right. Let him forget all about it. He'll let his guard down. I'll get him when he's really high or drunk. I'm really going to let this nigga have it!!!!!!!!! I'd like to be wearing my Tims when this goes down. Don't wear them much when it gets warm though. He may need his scrote opened up when I'm through with him. (No Homo)
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:01 PM   #42
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