|04-25-2012, 04:21 PM||#1|
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The official WTC users mental diagnosis thread.
I'll start things off.
1. Sociopath (may have body or 2 in his crawl space Likely preys on black women)
1. Paranoid Schizophrenia
2. Little Man's Syndrome
3. Racist faggadopathy
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|04-25-2012, 05:05 PM||#6|
Balance at all costs
King Platypus - can't remember who he is. probably all the things in his post that apply to everyone here.
Jebediah Springfield - Angry canadian. thats all.
Palehorse - somebody that owns several hats made of aluminum foil
Moe - sexual deviant, voyeur. highly skilled at manipulating people. plays the 'schlemiel' game with his lovers and friends.
|04-25-2012, 05:46 PM||#8|
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William MacDougal AKA Groundskeeper Willie
Occupation Groundskeeper and Janitor at Springfield Elementary School Relatives Cousin: Gravedigger Billy
Nemesis: Groundskeeper Seamus
First Appearance Principal Charming Voiced By Dan Castellaneta “Och, back to the loch wi' ye, Nessie!” ―Willie[src] Dr. William "Willie" MacDougal, also known as G.K. Willington Esquoire, and William MacMoran is the groundskeeper and janitor of Springfield Elementary School. Originally from Kirkwall, in Scotland , Willie's job is to supervise the children of the School during recess, and clean the halls. He is recognizable with his red hair and thick Scottish accent. He is often either a formidable enemy or an invaluable ally to Bart and Lisa Simpson. Willie was born in Scotland.
Willie is the groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary School and is a stereotypical angry Scotsman with a heavy Scottish accent. He was originally hired at Springfield Elementary as "swim teacher Willie." Unfortunately, after Skinner was trapped in the worm-filled pool for three days, he had the pool destroyed, and made Willie a groundskeeper. During weekends and vacations, he also tends the Golfing greens, giving himself the appropriate name Greenskeeper Willie. He has claimed to originate from several different places in Scotland, and frequently gives contradictory accounts of his past life before arriving in Springfield. Willie once told a story of working at a mine that caved in, saying "No one made it out alive, not even Willie!". Also Willie once told Skinner that he had seen his own father hanged for stealing a pig although both of his parents can be seen alive in Scotland later. It is possible that Willie has a murderous past as we are told he is the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler, an affirmation which he doesn't deny, innocently whistling by. It is implied that he immigrated to America illegally, as he had to take a citizenship test.
Willie is incompetent and is quick to anger for little or no reason. He has shown great animosity towards both Principal Skinner and Bart Simpson, the latter of whom is often more than willing to make Willie the butt of his jokes.
Groudskeeper Willie playing and singing "I'm a maniac, maniac, that's for sure...".Added by Doshe
Willie once discovered an oil well by accident because he was attempting to bury the school hamster. Because of the school's new wealth, he requested a crystal pail. However, after Mr. Burns stole the oil, which not only resulted in the loss of the school's newly gained fortune, but also causing the school to go into an even worse financial state than before due to the cost of dismantling the oil tower, Skinner was forced to lay off Groundskeeper Willie, in order to preserve the remaining school budget, causing Willie to wish to murder Mr. Burns. When interrogated by the police, he answers that he wasn't able to because of arthritis in both of his index fingers, preventing him from utilizing a gun, which he got "from space invaders in 1977" and implying right after that he doesn't even know what a video game is, asking ignorantly "Video game?" and therefore pretending to have fought aliens for real. He once had a cache of "screw you money", but he ended up losing it all, presumably due to Artie Ziff cheating out ZiffCorp's shareholders. Willie's hobbies include videotaping couples in cars, something which proves to the benefit of Homer Simpson when he is later wrongfully accused of sexual harassment. At one time, Willie was engaged to Shary Bobbins until she recovered her eyesight—at which point, in Willie's words, "Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!" Willie was once given the job of teaching Bart Simpson. Lisa had taken a restraining order against Bart, so he couldn't legally go to the same school. Willie became Bart's teacher because, according to Principal Skinner, Willie's shack is the only place on Ned FlandersGroundskeeper Willie tearing off his shirt.Added by Gorichryss
school grounds "outside all laws of Man and God ". His years of heavy work have given him amazing strength and a very muscular physique, which has been observed many times as he often tears his clothes off, before accomplishing hard tasks or because of outbursts of rage. For example, he rescues Bart from a marauding Alaskan timber wolf by wrestling it into submission. Much like Ned Flanders, though, his physique is unremarkable when he is clothed, and seemingly morphs as soon as he is partially nude. Apparently, he has had sexual attractions to Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York (more commonly known as "Fergie"), as he had mentioned while hallucinating as an after effect of Seth and Munchie's Peyote-laced juice (which was thanks to Homer) that he waited a long time for the moment where he could embrace Fergie passionately.
Non Canon AppearanceEdit
The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed Treehouse of HorrorEdit
Willie in Treehouse of Horror VI.Added by KratosGodofWar
Willie has a tendency to get killed in the Treehouse of Horror episodes, getting killed three times in Treehouse of Horror V (by Homer Simpson, Maggie Simpson and Principal Seymour Skinner), each time he attempts to be helpful or heroic, and each time he is felled by an axe in the back (he mutters, " Ach, I'm bad at this. " after the third time). He is also killed in Treehouse of Horror VI by being burned to death (and later attempting to get revenge on the PTA's children via their nightmares à la Freddy Kruger, although he somehow ends up being revived shortly after Maggie kills him in their dreams), in Treehouse of Horror XI by a dolphin, in Treehouse of Horror XVI he is strafed and killed by Burns, in Treehouse of Horror XVIII by getting his head cut off by the tractor, and in Treehouse of Horror XIX by being eaten by the Grand Pumpkin although he is saved later.
The Simpsons GameEdit
Willie appears as one of the contestants in the Duff Ultimate Eating Challenge in the level Around the World in 80 Bites. He also appears in Mob Rules as one of the people Marge can use in her mob to protest the sales of the Grand Theft Scratchy videogame to minors.
Behind the LaughterEdit
Groundskeeper Willie's first appearance was in the season two episode "Principal Charming". Originally, the character was just written as an angry janitor, and the fact that he was Scottish was added during a recording session. Dan Castellaneta was assigned to do the voice. Castellaneta didn't know what voice to use and Sam Simon, who was directing at the time, told Castellaneta to use an accent. He first tried using a Spanish voice, which Simon felt was too clichéd. He then tried a "big dumb Swede", which was also rejected. For his third try, he used the voice of an angry Scotsman, which was deemed appropriate enough and was used in the episode. Originally thought by the directors to be a one-shot appearance, Willie has since become a common recurring character. Matt Groening would later reveal that the character was based on Angus Crock, a kilt-wearing chef from the sketch comedy show Second City Television, who was portrayed by Dave Thomas.
A recurring joke, which was first shown in "Radio Bart", is that Willie appears to have a pot belly, but whenever he takes off his shirt, he is quite muscular. One of Willie's trademarks is a gruffly-spoken insulting retort, which take the writers a long time to come up with, although they do not consider them that funny.
Cultural influence and legacy Edit
"The most instantly recognizable Scot in the world."Added by Gorichryss
Groundskeeper Willie's description of the French as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" from the episode "'Round Springfield" has become widely used, particularly in the run-up to the war in Iraq. The New York Post used the phrase "Surrender Monkeys" as the headline for its December 7, 2006 front page, referring to the Iraq Study Group and its recommendation that U.S. soldiers be withdrawn from Iraq by early 2008. The line was "most likely" written by Ken Keeler.
The Times reported in late 2005 that "he is the most instantly recognizable Scot in the world: better known than Billy Connolly or Ewan McGregor, even Sean Connery." The same article quotes Simpsons creator Matt Groening as saying "We wanted to create a school janitor that was filled with rage, sort of our tribute to angry janitors all over the world".
In 2006, Groundskeeper Willie would be named the fourth best peripheral character in the history of the show by IGN, who said "high-points for the character were being trained to be civilized, wrestling a wolf that was let loose in the school and becoming a substitute for the French language teacher - 'Bon jourrr! You cheese-eating surrender monkeys!'" IGN would also name "My Fair Laddy", the only episode which centers around Willie, the best episode of the seventeenth season. Jim Slotek of Sun Media would call Willie the ninth best Simpsons supporting character, and also made a Top Ten quotes list, which included Willie's quote "Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie." from "Selma's Choice".
There have been some moments in the show where he has been known to imitate Montgomery Scott of Star Trek fame.
Treehouse of Horror VIEdit
[after Willie explodes into flame and screams, he becomes a skeleton] Groundskeeper Willie: You'll pay for this! With your children's blood! Chief Wiggum: Yeah, right. How ya gonna get 'em, skeleton power? Groundskeeper Willie: I'll strike, where ya cannot protect them... In their dreams!
[while Bart is playing frisbee with his dog, Willie arrives at his front yard] Groundskeeper Willie: Glad to rake your acquaintance. [laughs evilly and cuts Bart with his rakes] [Bart wakes up screaming] Bart Simpson: [sighs] Ohh... it was only a dream. [Bart sees the scratches on his body and screams again] Homer Simpson: [from elsewhere, sounding worried] Bart! Is that you? Bart Simpson: Yes! Homer Simpson: Take out the garbage.
[in his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard] Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma. [Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Martin: Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies. [Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps] Groundskeeper Willie: "Moris"? You die! Martin: [runs off] Aah! Groundskeeper Willie:[laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one? [Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him] [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor] Nelson: Ha ha!
[Principal Skinner is having a meeting with parents, but burning Willie rushes into the room] Groundskeeper Willie: Help! Please, help me! Principal Skinner: Willie, don't worry! Mr. Van Houten has the floor. Mr. Van Houten: I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day. [before anyone could answer, the entire class looks directly at Willie, who explodes into flame and screams]
Treehouse of Horror VEdit
Bart Simpson: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze. Groundskeeper Willy: Why you little... Groundskeeper Willy: [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis! Bart Simpson: What's haggis? Groundskeeper Willy: [gasps] Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning. Bart Simpson: You mean "Shining". Groundskeeper Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
Groundskeeper Willy: [after being hacked in the back with an axe for the third time in the third act] Oh, I'm bad at this. [falls down dead]
Marge: [Bart awakens from a nightmare] Relax, honey. You were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back home with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of... except that fog that turns people inside out. Bart: Huh? [the fog starts coming in] Homer: Uh-oh it's seeping in. STUPID CHEAP WEATHER STRIPPING! [everyone screams as the fog turns them inside out; then they stop screaming, looking at each other. Music plays, and they start dancing and singing] Marge, Bart, Homer, Lisa: One chorus line of people, dancing till they make us stop! Groundskeeper Willie: [Willy, also turned inside out, jumps on stage] Too...! Marge, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Groundskeeper Willie: Many dancing people, covered in blood, gore, and glop!/Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out!/It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about!/Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in, the family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine!/Happy Halloween!
Groundskeeper Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer. I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I... [Gets killed by Maggie who hits him with an axe] Maggie Simpson: This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Principal Skinner: Willie. Go get those kids and bring them back! Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring 'em back dead or alive! Principal Skinner: NOT dead. Groundskeeper Willie: Aww, ya never let Willie be Willie!
Marge Gets a JobEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!
[Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf] Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, don't feel too bad. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mother's teat.
Homer the HereticEdit
[on Sunday, the church doors are frozen shut by the blizzard outside; as the congregation waits, Willie applies a blowtorch] Reverend Lovejoy: How's it going, Willie? Groundskeeper Willie: Miracles are your department, Reverend!
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss SongEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease? Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do. Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman!
The Cartridge FamilyEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: Ach! They call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school!
Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2Edit
Groundskeeper Willie: I could ne'er have shot Burns. It's impossible for me to fire a pistol If you check me medical records, you'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers. [holds up his fingers, which are misshapen] Groundskeeper Willie: I got it from space invaders in 1977. Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game. Groundskeeper Willie: Video game?!
[while digging a mine shaft to rescue Bart from a well] Apu: [gasp] The canary. Groundskeeper Willie: GAS. OUT OF THE HOLE. [everyone runs out yelling; above ground, Dr. Hibbert examines the canary] Dr. Hibbert: Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes. Groundskeeper Willie: BACK IN THE HOLE. [everyone runs back in, yelling]
Postcards from the WedgeEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: Hoisting a bag. Aye, there's no better feeling on Earth.
The Color YellowEdit
Bart Simpson: [after blowing up a tree stump] Wait, here comes the mykia. Groundskeeper Willie: What's a mykia? [the stump falls on Skinner's car] Principal Skinner: My Kia!
Lisa the VegetarianEdit
Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.
Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-DoodilyEdit
[Skinner watches as Willie burns Bart's lice-infested clothes] Groundskeeper Willie: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers! Principal Skinner: What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene? Groundskeeper Willie: Well, you better check out his sister. She could be rife with them bugs too!
Treehouse of Horror IVEdit
[Bart is hanging out the window of the school bus. Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie are trying to pull him back in] Principal Skinner: Pull, Willie! Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doin' all the pullin', you blouse-wearing poodle-walker!
Moms I'd Like to ForgetEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: You call that a scar? This is a scar! Nelson Muntz: That's a bellybutton. Everybody's got one. Groundskeeper Willie: [sad] I thought I was special.
Groundskeeper Willie: [speaking about Scottish history and culture] Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
Groundskeeper Willie: I have some information for you, but it's gonna be hard to hear. Bart Simpson: Why, because of your stupid accent? Groundskeeper Willie: Ach, nay! Because of its upsetting nature.
Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your LifeEdit
Lisa Simpson: [Walking down the hall at school] Ugh. What's the point of getting rid of all the distractions at home if I have to do my learning here? [Walks into the library and opens a book, smiling because it's quiet] Groundskeeper Willie: [Walks into the library, running a loudly whirring floor waxer. Sings] Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax the downstairs, and I'll get drunk in the library! Lisa Simpson: [Annoyed] Willie! Do you have to wax this floor now? Groundskeeper Willie: [Turns off waxer. Apologetically] No, no. I can come back later. [Turns around to leave and slips on the waxed floor, landing with a loud crunch. He screams in pain] Groundskeeper Willie: Aaah! Lisa Simpson: [Concerned] Oh! Should I get the nurse? Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, just keep studyin'. I'll scream this out. [Writhing on the floor] Groundskeeper Willie: Aaah! Oy! Aaaahh!
Mypods and BoomsticksEdit
Bart Simpson: You're new here, so here's what you need to know: we call Principal Skinner "Principal Skin-rash", Professor Weiner is "Professor Whiner", and Groundskeeper Willie is Grounds-Creepier Stupid. Groundskepper Willie: That's not even clever. There are so many aspects of my personality you can mock. I'm poor, I'm illiterate, I think movies are real...
Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!
Monty Can't Buy Me LoveEdit
Mr. Burns: [after draining Lake Loch Ness, he sees something resembling it] That's it! I see the monster! Groundskeeper Willie: [once all the water is drained] Nay! That's merely a Loch Ness discarded Homecoming float. Homer: [they walk into the drained lake and Homer sees, STOMP ABERDEEN inscribed on it] No way! Aberdeen rules! [the real Loch Ness Monster appears, crushes the float and roars, Mr. Burns, Homer, Groundskeeper Willie and Professor Frink all gasp. Homer looks at the Nessie like "Macarena Monster" doll, then looks at Nessie] Homer: God, it's him! Mr. Burns: Come on boys, overpower it. [Groundskepper Willie, Homer, and Professor Frink walk away, whistling] Mr. Burns: Fine. I'll do it myself. [takes off his coat and tie and rolls up his sleeves, the next thing you know, Nessie is being held in a net under the helicopter] Groundskeeper Willie: [in the helicopter] That was amazing, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: I was most worried when he swallowed me, but then, well, you know the rest. And now for my triumphant return to Springfield!
The Joy of SectEdit
Groundskeeper Willie: [Homer, Bart and Lisa are tied up in a dark room with only a small dim light on] Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks, I promise you that. Ned Flanders: [coming through the door, turns on the big light] Hey, I made some Rice Krispies Squares for our hungry deprogram-erinos. Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, man! You ruined the atmosphere, you daft pansy! Ned Flanders: Well, this is my rumpus room. Groundskeeper Willie: Don't call it that!
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|04-25-2012, 06:15 PM||#10|
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Nelson Muntz is a student and bully at Springfield Elementary School.
He is known to have terrorized virtually everyone in Springfield at one point or another. Most often, however, it is the school nerds, such as Milhouse and Martin, who are the subject of his cruelty.
Nelson shows the occasional glimpse of humanity, though, and other characters have occasionally warmed to him.
His family life is dysfunctional. He lives in a dilapidated house with his mother who works on the fringes of the sex industry, either as a waitress at Hooters or in a topless bar.
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|04-25-2012, 06:23 PM||#11|
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Politically sapient and borderline militant, Huey, being a self-described revolutionary left-wing radical, regularly reflects upon current events as well as the plight of African Americans as it relates to a greater American society. Huey's character has often been described as "misanthropic," and "cynical," as often presented in his pessimistic personality. He is named after Huey P. Newton, one of the co-founders and leaders of the Black Panther Party.
While Huey is always portrayed as being a left-wing radical, his specific political ideologies are never actually portrayed in detail. On several occasions, such as ("The Block is Hot,") he has demonstrated a following of Revolutionary Socialism. This is also backed up because Huey has posters of revolutionary socialists in his room. A belief in Anarchism is also plausible, as several of his statements have paid respect to it. In ("Or Die Trying...") he teaches a theater ticket taker about Anarcho-Syndicalism and Marxism. However, a moderate belief in Black Nationalism is common, since a desire for a greater unity between the black people of America is a recurring theme. Huey has also quoted Karl Marx, suggesting an understanding of communism. In ("The Real")
Huey claims to be the founder of 23 radical leftist organizations, including the Black Revolutionary Organization or B.R.O., Africans Fighting Racism and Oppression or A.F.R.O.,and the Black Revolutionary Underground Heroes, or B.R.U.H. In terms of public opinion, the national media within the Boondocks' universe often mistakenly (or rather, satirically) mislabels Huey as a "domestic terrorist" throughout various newscasts seen during the third season.
We do it for the people.
From donated clothes, to caps and gowns
It's a little shout to my black and brown
Folks that know the game, not in class to clown
Had the funny accent, look who's laughing now
See Samir came here to grind, and he slaved at
Every minimum wage job, but he saved that
Brought his sis here on scholarship to make stacks
Working as a surgeon she bought a whip, and payed cash
No time to whine, we just face facts
Lets fit 6 in the back and lets take that
To the best restaurants, make reservations
Since we out here, since they made reservations
For first Nations and they never made reparations
The Natives probably relate more to immigration
So this for y'all too, and I can't forget the Haitians
Here for an education. Its a celebration.
|04-25-2012, 10:50 PM||#13|
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