My Freestyle Time!

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

the first part of this rhyme was my adventure years ago planting cannabis (Diesel Ryder) in scotland knowing that plants do infact communicate with each other so i wanted to scare them, the Nettles, by planting their alien cousin, Cannabis.. i had to use Diesel Ryder (NYC Diesel x Low Ryder) because the low ryder grows quicker which is perfect because the weather in scotland aint all that. The rhyme also talks about how that once cannabis is ready to harvest and be smoked by a god that strange visions will occur to the plant and then thats the end of its life and it can then journey up to higher dimensions reincarnating as something else..



"The Aliens Have Landed!" exclaimed the Scottish Nettle
that's when i planted cannabis in scotland to make it better
Scottish Nettles are the cousin of Marijuana
"Learn to grow THC and big buds if you wanna
Be like me." said the Cannabis, and be harvested at the end of the cycle
Grow naturally in Scotland so the government go psycho
then you too can move up and reincarnate as a higher being
When you're smoked by a God, strange sights you will be seeing

Yesterday and last night the satellites blasted my head
it feels like being in a room with radiation and chewing on lead
David Icke believes that the moon is a space ship
So what wack shit do the illuminati believe, those old dudes need a facelift
They think they are closer to god, but all their beliefs are irrelevant
I believe classic cartoons were inspired by a higher intelligence
Whereas none of todays people have any inspiration
They aint in tune with these changing times, so all they'll see is devastation

[rakimkoolgrapwutang]

why do u wanna scare plants if they communicate with eachother

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Why in school did Craig Cameron get called Spaceman?
Why do i see evolution as a race man?
In school i used to speak to Alan Fraser
then on friday night on Channel Four it was Ellen then Fraiser
Is that a meaningful coincidence? clear cut with a razor?
Ellen Fraiser, Alan Fraser?
I sometimes see Craig's soul to be like mine
An extra-terrestrial living on earth in these interesting times
A few aliens seeded on earth with the potential to fuck up human life
To obliterate the bible and science at the exact same time
In school Craig used to walk along white chalked lines
In the playground and enter invisible spaceship doors at times
And make the sound effects, this was before i knew beatboxing
Craig was probably trying to avoid invisible alien toxins
Most of the humans can't accept i'm Extra-Terrestrial with powers
I'm also Powdered Toastman, the superhero of the hour
If i had one thing to say to Craig i'd say it with force
Smoke up some Salvia and return to the source

Today i woke up early, but i feel refreshed
I feeel good right now cus i've just had rest
But soon the satellites will blast me again
Cus They really don't like me talking about them

Your plan has failed, get the fuck back in your underground bunkers!

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Yo

(Voice 2 Skull: That term sounds fake but its what they seem to call it)
*All da Mind Control websites i read seem dodgy but most of the symptoms they post match with mine*

Lemme spit this rhyme

All my own thoughts are Erased
and Replaced by a woman reading them out
And when i try to ignore it I also
Get a mans voice inserting stupid shit thats wack
I wish La-Cinderella was back
But they pushed her off to the side
These foolish humans use Voice 2 Skull to
Insert voices into my head so i take them for a ride
If La-Cinderella was here i'd either be
thinkin' of killin niggaz or she'd be askin'
to watch Pink Panther
but shes not there, there's no Answer
it's government agents inserting voices all da time
they project them using supposedly advanced satellites
my muscles all ache so i can't
Get no satisfaction by creating a funky dance

Am i a madman or a patient
Or do i have the capability to be some sort of agent
All these attacks on me make me think only one thing
Humanity is sick, turning extra-terrestrial guaranteed my win

When La-Cinderella said weird shit to me
I passed it off as her being a monster, ha
But what excuse do humans have? You gotta laugh

Most humans are happy, they wanna party
But they don't know what's going on around them
If animals did this they'd sure as hell die
Evolution for Survival, open your eyes

Satellite technology built for destructive needs
Learning about the human brain for the purpose of creating Dis-Ease

All in all i'm not complaining
All these attacks are just helping me train my brain and
While it's annoying having to filter out they
thoughts from mine
If they weren't here, i wouldn't be writing this rhyme

When i listen to music, they abuse it
They make appear a figure in my imagination
doing an annoying dance to it

Half of todays humans walk around in sleep mode
The government don't like visionaries they want to delete those

Evolution for survival
The way to win is to make your countries government your rival
Take to the streets, post up your thoughts
Communicate with others, like-minded, and find out the truth


Yo that's the end of this spit. Now the satellites will blast me for posting it

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Scottish people have frames that are bulky aka boxy
So the chi energy don't flow, my rhymes are toxic
AI can only mimick the left brain which is logic
While i travel in my imagination to other worlds on a comet
Why does todays music get alotta-appraise
When most of is it made in methodical-ways
2012 is here, so watch the way your time is spent
it's a big change, not an event

I tried to convince Kenny to use Onomatopia in his beatbox
Then he'd not only have the illest percussions, but he'd spit heatrocks
Shamans use this when they sing to the spirits
Words hold certain powers, you hear it in my lyrics
Who's the best at beatboxing? Kenny Sean & Ra
Fresher than weed stored in a glass jar
I clown around with sound that's bound to move you
And spit the funky shit that people wanna groove to

iLL x 10 son!

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Dear Roger,

My diagnosis is your chi energy doesnt flow
You can't be that alive as your chakras are closed
If you smoked weed it wouldnt open your mind
In the psychic realm you're practically walking around blind
On weed you'd have a panic attack and claim the evil 'Skunk' did that
But its not the weed and thats a fact
and you cant beat that with a stick or bat
All in all your personality is FAT
I reckon you suffer from mind control thats a probability
Cus you sure as hell have no creative ability
So you're prone to feel mad when i enter the room
The EMF from the routers did that and i know your doomed
Your medication merely works on the Seratonin and Dopamine
But as i've already mastered the 8 circuits theres no stopping me
You may as well admit i'm Extra-Terrestrial
At my level of intelligence i get to do anything cus i can't fail
You are slowly opening your mind to 2012 whether you like it or not
I'm beyond human, you're still a robot

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

All in all, a real rapper like Clifford Smith should do a rap as he does claim he is the Method Man that shows the real facts on weed to the faggot british politicians.

It will explain the 2 main factors in weed and psychosis.

1. The stupid idiots smoking it

2. The fact that british weed is usually grown by some chink flooding it (poor plants) with chemicals to make it grow quicker and bigger (unnaturally of course) thus making it an unpleasant smoke.


hmm i've lost my train of thought, but at least i'm right and it's also right to want to correct the views of the faggot british and their views on weed

i mean SHEESH Roger Blake believes theres 2 types of weed... Weed and 'Skunk' the super potent version... LOL!!!

Look up Medical Marijuana on google you ginger prick

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

At times people like Alex Jones must wonder why others won't wake up
The British and American government to put thousands of drones in the sky to spy
But nobody gives a fuck?
It's true,
what if a spy drone 'accidently' crashes into you?
Alex Jones is good at exposin' the truth
But he doesn't read through the lines like me and here's the proof
Why Does Barack Hussein Obama
Rhyme with Iraq, Saddam Hussein Osama?

This means that he was chosen before birth
To come and be the front man for the illuminati on this planet called earth
They do dodgy deals with spirits above
But they aint holy when they have no worth

Satellite technology allows them to read my mind
Insert thoughts, give me chest pain, read my rhymes
But i doubt they like it when i'm exposin' them
On cocaine my thoughts were totally overloadin' them

I pass the time by reading up on the corruption in the government
and also i feel the energys of 2012 and i'm lovin' it
Cus here comes the change, i know it sounds strange
But (soon you'll see) infact it's them who are mentally derranged

2012 could be change, ascension or evolution
But do you think your world leaders believe in this solution?
The souls of man rejuvinated and fresh
Do you think Barack Obama or Bush will be able to ascend? NO!

yo Roger Blake wouldn't know THC from ESP
Let alone computer terminology like HTTP

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

one of the side effects of my medication
makes my nerves in my body send mixed up messages and screws up communication
Why is the government preparing for a crisis
Why does Dr Fake want me sedated so i cant type quick

Obama can now override any media to deliver commands
In event of a crisis, god damn this fucked up man
They can kill wutang corp or alex jones sites
Where the truth is spit about the government which gives them a fright

I bet Obamas tap water got no flouride in it
But damn look at Hilary Clinton or Obamas face and see they human qualities diminish
Hilary and Obama need to get a face lift or face the truth
You got power from the devil but he's a fucking poof
The devil showed them power which was really their own
then told them they could have it but they had to give up their soul

Why do they want wireless hubs all over?
"These snakes strike like a cobra"
Unmanned Ariel Vehicles patrol the skies controlled by dimwits
Look at all the security measures for the olympics
Watch the olympics, but how can you have fun?
When theres missile launchers on roofs, a warship and tons of losers with guns??

While the government use Voice 2 skull to slow me
I talk to my command base and act like shinobi
I pass messages to my commander, La-Cinderella
"Quick there's a shotgun hidden in your umbrella"
La-Cinderella is from another dimension
I bet she could whoop the devil and his earthly henchmen
Evil Banksters and Elites cower at her feet
It's time for us to show God our power to dance to the beat
Get ready to bounce

My raps are facts, but they aint creative
Cus Dr Fakes so-called medicine blunts my emotions and i hate it
So say something kicks off with the government behind it
I'll use my new-found creativity to give you a hide-in
You wack ass tyrant

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Look, I'm Dr Fake, i'm HAPPY
Look how happy i am, don't hurl hate at me
The Government arent preparing for a crisis in the nation
The missile launchers they're putting on peoples roofs are for decoration
There's a good reason they dont want americans being self sufficient
If they grew their own crops to eat they might need to pay more for a dietitian
The Surveillence systems are because we like you
And we want to see you happy smiling and on a bike too
The government arent using Voice 2 Skull to put voices in your head
That's just you being silly, think happy thoughts instead

Look i'm smiling cus i'm Dr Fake and i see birds
I'm good at left brained things like crosswords
We don't want you to take medication
But it's for the best Ok, Sean?
"Ok Dr Fake, i Agree"
"I Don't care about the side effects, cus medication is side-effect free" YAY!
WOW! We're helping you
Let's learn about assertiveness too
That will help you
That's all we can do

"My uncle thinks i should keep my head out my books aka Fantasy Land
Cus he thinks i should be logical and be subservient aka lesser than"

"Wow, Dr Fake, You're a legend!"

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

A crab climbs out the ocean and takes refuge in a poppy field
Dark and mysterious blobs seep through the cracks of a ribbon reel
A shipwreck mysteriously appears in the middle of an old village
Wildlife killings, a wartime pillage
The proceeds of a charity are redirected to a dark force
A burned down bridge miraculously reassembles in a lime court
A skeleton made of bricks made with a future design
He breathes between his ears while altered agents attempt to rhyme
A battle tank made up of lyrics when god said "let there be light"
He proceeded to blow up ranks,.. exclaiming "call me Frank"
The flaming star roughly emerges from nothing
Camoflage intrusions, a few screws loosen, live from the dungeon
"Within these walls", he exclaimed "Our word will reach the shore"
A peg legged heretic clambered through the door


This rhyme is about Frank The Lyrical Tank cus he
before the earth and the universe came to be
and God said "Let there be light."
That was in the lyrical dimension, right?
And the words trickled down into the pysical
And words formed the earth and planets like some form of miracle
I can decypher your DNA in a wide array of ways
Your death is one that pays
My Lyrics form a tank, your soul a monstrous cavity
in hot persuit of energy, you don't want to battle me

A man escapes earths ghastly carousel on salvia
A killer bee reimprints the minds perception of blind deception
To stop a nation, I Kill the Queen, lyrical cannibal at leisure
Just to Swallow a 'ruler' for 'good measure'
An evil dictators wicked ways are too dark to mention
A drunken intruder accidently draws attention
He falls and wrecks the set, and is met
With a thousand evil eyes, he should have crept

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Why does Steve Greer look weird?
I'm not saying he's lying, but its hard to trust UFO Advocates who appear queer
Often believers in the UFO phenomenon get dissed
But i say yer a waste of space like if aliens don't exist
Is the government preparing for something at the Olympics?
The obvious is an attack, but i think they're there to scare
And to set up the worlds largest Mind Control operation
Or what about some form of sacrifice for the devils waiting
People don't be scared that evils coming into the open
Cus we're all away to ascend, however some people won't be coping
With the changes, cus they're set in their ways
Your death will be one that pays

Evil cannot ascend into heaven and above
Evil must stay down here and sulk

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble!


** oh yeah i just remembered my other 2 lines that escaped my memory

Most people believe they are their brains
To me this sounds frighteningly strange
I cannot begin to imagine how dumb they are
In the afterlife they wont get very far
The white light will appear but they will not follow
They'd rather stay here until tomorrow and tomorrow

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

The government use satellites to spy
and to read my mind and project voices into my head, but why?
That question i don't have the answer to
Are they more paranoid of people nowadays or do they just have nothing better to do
Maybe its cus i have amazing ideas for stealing or borrowing
I aint phased by this, i just attack them back with the following
They have to put up with me on a daily basis
Speaking to my imaginary friend La-Cinderella makin' scary faces
Actin' like a cartoon, striking with a harpoon
It's like Home Alone with a kid killin' the burglars in a crazy typhoon
I also like to imagine people speaking about me
All bigging me up as the worlds greatest MC
I can hear peoples voices in my head with a perfect likeness
Like Em saying to Dre, "this niggas ill and i want to bite this"
Sometimes i just sit there thinking of 11 11 and DNA upgrades
And the guy behind the satellite computer is like "fuck sake!"
I'm lucky La-Cinderella came to attack me 2 years ago
Because every attack the government spies do on me has been done before
It's like she primed me for these simplistic attacks
It shows the weak nature of homosapiens and their sick ways that are wack
Whenever i notice the numbers 11 11 on the clock
i know deep down the satellite operators suffer shock
I also notice synchronicity and get minature premonitions
That startle these secret agents hiding behind computer screens like they on some secret mission
But they better start wishing
That they can cope with me before doom and i get some new ammunition

Sometimes after typing these rhymes exposing them
Their only option is to attack me with directed energy weapons
They make me feel fatigued or like im in a room with radiation
Chewing on lead, its wack, but i know i'll win with no hesitation

* This is real son, the NWO is lame

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

i read a book about healing and it contained the authors views on his own reality
and i believed by reading it i could download snippets of his reality into mine, actually
his world is fascinating, it contains miracles and angels
in mine i've seen a shadow creature, and i only want it to get stranger

reprogram the hologram into what i see fit
the mini software programs i code are legit

i don't know the outcome, but i know i'll definitely get there
with bass driven beats on a cd or cassette player
big decisions, patterns and actions
when i saw £11.11 today on my receipt i got satisfaction

cus i hate left-brained scientists like the gza
cutting themselves off from the source like a nigga

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

they have invited evil to corrupt their soul and tried to fuck mines
next weekend is payback time
these sadistic satellite operators spread disease and imitate demons
but their actions show me its them thats shackled in hell and they're the ones screaming
i feel sorry for these sick queers who imitate voices in the head
brought evil to their heart, pray for them as i spray this lead
every beat of the heart is in tune with an evil rhythm
every thought they think, or action taken can never be forgiven
one by one these suckers begin to question their actions
but they are too wrapped up in this evil who fiends on dishing out disease for satisfaction

i don't like la-cinderella mostly
but she will see me defeat these evil cowards who forced me
to search the inner working of my mind to create this rhyme
a death threat that will come true in time

and la-cinderella can laugh as i thrust my mighty blade into their hearts
a corrupted organ who feels no empathy, one that evil jump starts
their face will carry the plague of hell
they don't believe in god or hell, they joined the government and follow they orders blindly
so where they go, only time will tell

*my ouija board helped me write this rhyme. thank you ouija board