What the fuck is a cell phone?

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Originally Posted by WACKCLOUD AKA FLOOR TILE TANK

I OWN HOUSEs BRAH, GO FEED YOUR KIDS SOME POURAgE,

P.S. IMA COP

I knew you were a PIG

[Frailhorse]

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

And...?

The first thing you will notice instantly is that you phone will no longer get hot in your hands and head

[Shadow Demon]

Lol at Pourage

learn to spell before you cross the border nigga

[Shadow Demon]

Originally Posted by GHETTO GOD

HAHAHA this mother fuckers in a race to get a brain tumor before me.

I have a tumor on the bridge of my anus I was wondering if you have any tech reccomendations to blast away the bad cells

[KERZO]

Pale (ghetto fuckface) will craft your anus a perfectly shaped tin foil hat to protect it from cosmic lizard mind rays!

[Rob Belding]

“Last summer I obtained one of these devices [and together with some] electronics geeks examined the QLink. We chucked probes at it, and tried to detect any “frequencies” emitted, with no joy. And then we did what any proper dork does when presented with an interesting device: we broke it open. Drilling down, the first thing we came to was the circuit board. This, we noted with some amusement, was not in any sense connected to the copper coil, and therefore is not powered by it.

The eight copper pads do have some intriguing looking circuit board tracks coming out of them, but they too, on close inspection, are connected to absolutely nothing. A gracious term to describe their purpose might be “decorative”. I’m also not clear if I can call something a “circuit board” when there is no “circuit”.

Finally, there is a modern surface mount electronic component soldered to the centre of the device. It looks impressive, but whatever it is, it is connected to absolutely nothing. Close examination with a magnifying glass, and experiments with a multimeter and oscilloscope, revealed that this component on the “circuit board” is a zero-ohm resistor … You could easily pay as much as 1/2d for such a resistor. … They are very cheap indeed.

And that’s it. No microchip. A coil connected to nothing. And a zero-ohm resistor, which costs half a penny, and is connected to nothing. I contacted qlinkworld.co.uk to discuss my findings. They kindly contacted the inventor, who informed me they have always been clear the QLink does not use electronics components “in a conventional electronic way”. And apparently the energy pattern reprogramming work is done by some finely powdered crystal embedded in the resin. Oh, hang on, I get it: it’s a new age crystal pendant.”

http://thatsmyphilosophy.wordpress.c...t-fall-for-it/

[LORD NOSE]

these phones have veins and plasma - they scream and twitch too

[Rob Belding]

Originally Posted by SUNNY WINTERS

they scream and twitch too

yo mom

[LORD NOSE]

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

yo mom

it must get lonely sitting in that van all day and night with your chin in your lap getting in the way and always hitting the space bar on your laptop by accident

at least you can use it as a face stand and stick it in the fabric of the car seat when you get tired -



you should rock a goatee - yo - you really should rock a goatee

[Rob Belding]

lol ok napoleon

[LORD NOSE]

you would believe the words of a beige tadpole


i'm just a lil shorter than your long ass face

but your face is 6'7" though - must be hell carrying that shit around

[Rob Belding]

Rofl

Vader done exposed you. I bet you sleep in a sock drawer. You're pint sized, full of rage..

probably get denied roller coaster rides by 6 flag staff - lol

[LORD NOSE]

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

Rofl

Vader done exposed you. I bet you sleep in a sock drawer. You're pint sized, full of rage..

probably get denied roller coaster rides by 6 flag staff - lol

your chin gets socks for itself out of your sock draw


you and your chin have to use 2 tickets to ride on any rides at 6 flags - you gotta strap that shit in separately - your favorite ride there is the merry go round - your chin feels at home with all those long faced horses boppin up and down real slow and shit - lol

[CEITEDMOFO]

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

And...?

BEST WU PICTURE EVeR

[Rob Belding]

you sho iz creative sunny