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06-17-2005, 10:31 PM
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THE DIFFERENCE
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Official "i got laid today" thread
name says it all
i got laid today....we had met and played mad video games and ate some BK and saw Freddy Got Fingered.......she was a big gurl (nuthin like a big gurl) and she was wearin a skirt so i jus pulled it up an she had a thong on so i was playin around an started smackin her ass an shit i got up to her face and we started makin out an shit.....i was playin wif her boobies an watever, lol......then she went down on me and she had a tounge ring so u KNOW shit was nice! after about 15 minutes she got up an started her business an shit, u know was mad good but i couldnt even come close to cummin yo (dont u hate that?) but rather she told me she had already came twice i was like DAMN GURL!......we started doggy and missionary and her on me backwards....evrything yo was mad good but she ju kept cummin and not me we were fuckin for like......5 hours yo....maaaaaaaaad fuckin sweaty! finally she was down on me again an she started a HJ and i was cummin a bit and she went back down and got some.....some shame but she told me i was the best she ever had, which is sumthin ive always been proud of, lol she drove me home and i took a shower and DAMN my pelvis hurts, lol......too much i'm 18...............and she was 24 c'mon yo....i'm a monster post ya stories peace |
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06-17-2005, 10:42 PM
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
wow! was this your first time dude?
bitches always sayin "you the best i ever had" must we need to get to know this story? (nuthin like a big gurl) OMG  !
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06-17-2005, 10:58 PM
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Colores
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
A few hours ago..... It ain't nuthin'
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06-17-2005, 11:03 PM
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
word, shit aint nothin, especially when u a No Limit Colonel. started da day off right when mami from last night woke me up wit some sucky sucky. bitch got a whole glass of protein for breakfast nahmean. went 2 da studio and brought a different hoe back for dinner and dessert. bitch gon be feelin that meal for days, she gon be walkin funny for days. whodie.
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06-17-2005, 11:07 PM
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
Quote:
 lol na j/p
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06-17-2005, 11:09 PM
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NYG
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
He's Lyin'
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06-17-2005, 11:13 PM
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Shogun Assassin
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
Freddy got fingered? LMAO
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06-17-2005, 11:34 PM
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Wu Vatican
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
Hmmmmmmm........I DIDN'T get laid today because I haven't had a girlfriend for awhile.
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06-17-2005, 11:47 PM
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
i got laid yesterday by five finger harry - he not really a male...he more like ... shakin stevens - call him joe twister aka the cream mixer - iīm off for tonight. hopefully a dozend demons come and kill me in my dreams ! nah..wonīt happen.... god protectin my back ..damn god. let go itīs enough. get me home and i promise i donīt fuck anything up there! cut my weener off and feed the fishies with it... (just a snack) haha nite
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06-18-2005, 12:08 AM
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NYG
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
what da fuck!!!
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06-18-2005, 12:11 AM
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JOKER FAM
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
whoa!! your tha man Tuco, u gonna hit it tomorrow too or what?..*Tuco's prolly huntin for the phone number right now!*
I live in the middle of no where so no hoes around, I usually fuck a girl within an hour or so of meeting her,.."find em, fuck em and flee" ya know.
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06-18-2005, 02:29 AM
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Fuckin' Left
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
u can tell you guys how i didnt get laid today.....
well i pulled a all nighter last night, ate some boloni, grapes, and a mango did a few loads of cloths in the wash n dryer, I fell alseep about 6pm, damn all nighters and i just woke up, its 1:21am....... and thats how it went........lol TUCO, man your funny, u remember those 2 girls we "partied" with that were at my house, i can fuck her whenever i want, her and her friend, well all of her friends, but im proudly still a virgin yes indeedy, no need for a comment, well congratz i guess TUCO, u got laid man, yes......yes u did, u the wild thang, fuckin TUCO |
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06-18-2005, 04:45 AM
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666
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
pfff you serious about this thread?....I get laid every single day by my girl.
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06-18-2005, 05:16 AM
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There is No We !
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
man -
too much pussy is not good if you nuttin everytime yo i'm an old man don't need as much pussy as you newborns
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06-18-2005, 05:58 AM
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666
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Re: Official "i got laid today" thread
You realy think you're 74 huh?....
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