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Old 11-25-2012, 11:43 PM   #1
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Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.

Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.


Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.

Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.

Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.

Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.

Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.

Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.

Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.


Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.

Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.

Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.

Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.

Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.

Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.

Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.

Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.

Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.

Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.

Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.

Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.

Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.

Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.

Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).

Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.

Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

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Old 11-26-2012, 10:41 AM   #2
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LMAO @ your description. If the pics worked for me it would probably be LMFAO
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Old 11-26-2012, 10:41 AM   #3
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BWaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I bet all of these are dead on too.
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:04 PM   #4
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ahahahahahahah

classic thread
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From donated clothes, to caps and gowns
It's a little shout to my black and brown
Folks that know the game, not in class to clown
Had the funny accent, look who's laughing now
See Samir came here to grind, and he slaved at
Every minimum wage job, but he saved that
Brought his sis here on scholarship to make stacks
Working as a surgeon she bought a whip, and payed cash
No time to whine, we just face facts
Lets fit 6 in the back and lets take that
To the best restaurants, make reservations
Since we out here, since they made reservations
For first Nations and they never made reparations
The Natives probably relate more to immigration
So this for y'all too, and I can't forget the Haitians
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:05 PM   #5
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:09 PM   #6
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:13 PM   #7
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Nice list

Surprise u no mention blackula

Imma say an uncooked tofu hotdog that fell in Roger Ebert's drool sack

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