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Old 06-17-2005, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default Official "i got laid today" thread

name says it all
i got laid today....we had met and played mad video games and ate some BK and saw Freddy Got Fingered.......she was a big gurl (nuthin like a big gurl) and she was wearin a skirt so i jus pulled it up an she had a thong on so i was playin around an started smackin her ass an shit
i got up to her face and we started makin out an shit.....i was playin wif her boobies an watever, lol......then she went down on me and she had a tounge ring so u KNOW shit was nice!
after about 15 minutes she got up an started her business an shit, u know
was mad good but i couldnt even come close to cummin yo (dont u hate that?) but rather she told me she had already came twice
i was like DAMN GURL!......we started doggy and missionary and her on me backwards....evrything yo
was mad good but she ju kept cummin and not me
we were fuckin for like......5 hours yo....maaaaaaaaad fuckin sweaty!
finally she was down on me again an she started a HJ and i was cummin a bit and she went back down and got some.....some
shame but she told me i was the best she ever had, which is sumthin ive always been proud of, lol
she drove me home and i took a shower
and DAMN my pelvis hurts, lol......too much

i'm 18...............and she was 24
c'mon yo....i'm a monster

post ya stories

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Old 06-17-2005, 10:42 PM   #2
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wow! was this your first time dude?

bitches always sayin "you the best i ever had"

must we need to get to know this story?

(nuthin like a big gurl) OMG !
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:58 PM   #3
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A few hours ago..... It ain't nuthin'
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:03 PM   #4
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word, shit aint nothin, especially when u a No Limit Colonel. started da day off right when mami from last night woke me up wit some sucky sucky. bitch got a whole glass of protein for breakfast nahmean. went 2 da studio and brought a different hoe back for dinner and dessert. bitch gon be feelin that meal for days, she gon be walkin funny for days. whodie.
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:07 PM   #5
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name says it all
i got laid today....we had met and played mad video games and ate some BK and saw Freddy Got Fingered.......she was a big gurl (nuthin like a big gurl) and she was wearin a skirt so i jus pulled it up an she had a thong on so i was playin around an started smackin her ass an shit
i got up to her face and we started makin out an shit.....i was playin wif her boobies an watever, lol......then she went down on me and she had a tounge ring so u KNOW shit was nice!
after about 15 minutes she got up an started her business an shit, u know
was mad good but i couldnt even come close to cummin yo (dont u hate that?) but rather she told me she had already came twice
i was like DAMN GURL!......we started doggy and missionary and her on me backwards....evrything yo
was mad good but she ju kept cummin and not me
we were fuckin for like......5 hours yo....maaaaaaaaad fuckin sweaty!
finally she was down on me again an she started a HJ and i was cummin a bit and she went back down and got some.....some
shame but she told me i was the best she ever had, which is sumthin ive always been proud of, lol
she drove me home and i took a shower
and DAMN my pelvis hurts, lol......too much

i'm 18...............and she was 24
c'mon yo....i'm a monster

post ya stories

peace
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure lol na j/p
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:09 PM   #6
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He's Lyin'
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:13 PM   #7
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Freddy got fingered? LMAO
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:34 PM   #8
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Hmmmmmmm........I DIDN'T get laid today because I haven't had a girlfriend for awhile.
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:47 PM   #9
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i got laid yesterday by five finger harry - he not really a male...he more like ... shakin stevens - call him joe twister aka the cream mixer - iīm off for tonight. hopefully a dozend demons come and kill me in my dreams ! nah..wonīt happen.... god protectin my back ..damn god. let go itīs enough. get me home and i promise i donīt fuck anything up there! cut my weener off and feed the fishies with it... (just a snack) haha nite
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Old 06-18-2005, 12:08 AM   #10
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what da fuck!!!
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Old 06-18-2005, 12:11 AM   #11
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whoa!! your tha man Tuco, u gonna hit it tomorrow too or what?..*Tuco's prolly huntin for the phone number right now!*


I live in the middle of no where so no hoes around, I usually fuck a girl within an hour or so of meeting her,.."find em, fuck em and flee" ya know.
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Old 06-18-2005, 02:29 AM   #12
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u can tell you guys how i didnt get laid today.....

well i pulled a all nighter last night, ate some boloni, grapes, and a mango
did a few loads of cloths in the wash n dryer, I fell alseep about 6pm, damn all nighters
and i just woke up, its 1:21am.......

and thats how it went........lol

TUCO, man your funny, u remember those 2 girls we "partied" with that were at my house, i can fuck her whenever i want, her and her friend, well all of her friends, but im proudly still a virgin
yes indeedy, no need for a comment,

well congratz i guess TUCO, u got laid man, yes......yes u did, u the wild thang, fuckin TUCO
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Old 06-18-2005, 04:45 AM   #13
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pfff you serious about this thread?....I get laid every single day by my girl.
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Old 06-18-2005, 05:16 AM   #14
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man -

too much pussy is not good if you nuttin everytime yo

i'm an old man


don't need as much pussy as you newborns
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Old 06-18-2005, 05:58 AM   #15
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You realy think you're 74 huh?....
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