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Old 07-07-2005, 05:15 PM   #166
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if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
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Old 07-07-2005, 05:16 PM   #167
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if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
inside and outside the bedroom. But you kinda young still so you got room to grown B.
I don't know about that......I have never been "sprung" before.
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Old 07-07-2005, 05:46 PM   #168
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man i was trying to fuck my girlfriend and my friend came over to her house and we was naked on the bed then the fuck says can i watch and i said leave you fuck and he says oh its cool ill just go under the bed....what the fuck is that. he'll go under the bed, i mean fuck. and now whenver i see him i sock him in his fat ethi tits. fuck fuck fuck.
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Old 07-07-2005, 05:53 PM   #169
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LOL suuuuuuuuure, aren't you 13? then again, I started dabbin in this shit when I was 14....but yeah lol i woulda beat the shit outta him and kicked him out
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Old 07-07-2005, 09:51 PM   #170
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I was expecting many funny stories but all I hear is stupid pointless arguing. Fuckers.
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:11 AM   #171
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In all seriousness Check, you don't look or seem like the type of guy who ever beat anything besides his dick. Fermez-vous.
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:37 AM   #172
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Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:12 AM   #173
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lol How would you know Skale? You never met me before. Go watch an Expos game.
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:30 AM   #174
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:32 PM   #175
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TO CHARGIN SOLDIER

i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

theres no point arguein wit a breh hu tinks hes always right n dont except any1 elses views or points

so fuk it

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Old 07-08-2005, 12:42 PM   #176
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Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.
hahahhahaha wow amazing story
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:00 PM   #177
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Skale, when did I have a beard? lol
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:35 PM   #178
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i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

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Old 07-08-2005, 03:51 PM   #179
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no wait, he looks pretty threatening
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Skale, when did I have a beard? lol
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