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Old 06-25-2005, 08:40 PM   #31
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this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

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Fuck that shit. Ill be honest it was my first time. Shit lasted about 40 mins n if u hink that sounds mighty healthy for a 14 yo who basically found out wit his penis was for about a week earlier yer wrong. I went home walkin funny, with sore baws, a torn adductor n groin muscle as well as mad bruises on my pelvis from bangin the skinny bitch, n scratches all over ma back. I had cunts hinkin I had been attacked by a gay rottweiller or some shit. lol. Funny now. But i took some damage at the time tryna give an older chick porno penis haha.

Donno how she was mind ya. Thank fuck I never had to see her again.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:22 AM   #32
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No storie's here, my fucking's been stright forward with no problem's.
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Old 06-26-2005, 01:16 AM   #33
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Old 06-26-2005, 02:06 AM   #34
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worst sexual encounter - when you're too drunk to uhh.... "get it up"

happened to me a couple times back in the day, shit sucks.....
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:24 AM   #35
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big bad man why u think im liein

i aint no sad person at a pc makin up stories

dont get it twisted, if u dont believe me it dont bother me

just thought id ask y u dnt believe me

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Old 06-26-2005, 07:55 AM   #36
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Coz any big brother who had to witness that would prolly end up in jail man. Donno, if it happend hairy muff, but just seems a wee bit far fetched to me.
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:11 AM   #37
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this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

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hahahha this is too fuckin crazy
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:07 AM   #38
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i used to work at wal-mart and i got caught fukin a cashier in her car..she was like 38 and wanted some dick..so i gave it to her..they put me in handcuffs and walked me around the whole store so every one could see me..i got mines tho!!!
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:36 AM   #39
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her big bruva was younger then me so wot could he do

he just stormed out of tha room raving and ranting

not to sound big headed but he couldnt do nuffin cos i would have demolished him

But if ya'll dont believe me it doesnt bother me

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Old 06-26-2005, 10:59 AM   #40
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her big bruva was younger then me so wot could he do

he just stormed out of tha room raving and ranting

not to sound big headed but he couldnt do nuffin cos i would have demolished him

But if ya'll dont believe me it doesnt bother me

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Man if Muhammed Bruce Lee Rickson Tyson weighed 600lbs n knew how to use the shit right n was doing that shit to ma sister I dont hink Id care if I could do him or not, Id slice his throat. N fuck bein big headed, no many people in the world Id avoid a fight with. But id expect some young fuck to try sumtin wit a weapon or some shit at least anyhow if that happened. But fuck it. I dont believe you still. Witever, life goes on.
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Old 06-26-2005, 01:50 PM   #41
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i used to work at wal-mart and i got caught fukin a cashier in her car..she was like 38 and wanted some dick..so i gave it to her..they put me in handcuffs and walked me around the whole store so every one could see me..i got mines tho!!!
If you got caught in the car, why did they take you back into the store? lol
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This friend of mine (his a photographer)he knows a lot of people in town, even in our neighborhood. When we walk with him you know he always delays us. But he has a number of customers. So we are in town, going about our generall business doing nothing for the weekend (just pushing time on the watch). And we are up town in the avenues (by the area were there are "lodges" )were backpackers can spend a evening or two (those who can't afford hotels or motels), they are always Nigerians in that area or Congolese. So he enters this "lodge" we all know that its a lodge were prostitutes live, us innocently thinking he is atteding to a customer he took photos (not porn-just family photos). After some time (we send someone to go check on him) so this other friend (a girl) goes to the room were he had gone to call them. then she comes back and says he will be with us shortly (you know how it is in prostitues houses- that you can be practicing sex, whilst another girl comes to ask for condoms- or says don't make to much noise shes trying to sleep "she just had a number of clients, another is coming soon"), so he comes out and we ask him what took him so long ("where you taking photos till this time-his like yah"), so we're like anyway lets go, then the girl he was fucking runns saying hey you forgot your other condom, you only wore two when we were fucking, those ones i threw away in the toilet,since some sperm dropped on your shirt ( and for sure he had a wet spot on his shirt).And there are no water taps in that room!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace the photographer usually wears three condoms with that hooker? lol
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cause they fired me and made an example out of me...they love makin examples out of niggaz check.....she was nice tho we still keep in touch.
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One time I was baby sitting this hot 10 year old girl... her parents would be home by 11:00 pm and the girl needed ot be in bed before 9 pm...

I was watching tv and she asked me something about her homework, some geographics asignment. I sat myself down next to her and explained it all and as I was explaining, she rested her hand on my thigh and slowly moved it up to my nearly fully erected penis which inflated like a ruppee on Dow Jones... nevermind that clever metaphor..

Next thing she was leaning her head into my neck and whispered in my ear.. to take her to bed, cause she was tired (it was past 10 already). I told her to go ahead and brush her teeth.. she insisted me to cary her upstairs. And so I did...After I laid her down in bed and fluffed her pillow.. she demanded a goodnightkiss. I quickly kissed her on the cheek and she looked at me and said is that what you call a goodnight kiss and french kissed me before I realized what I just did.

Then she told me I was a good kisser and I laughed. Then she sucked my penis and her parents came home and caught me pants down, literally. They were furious about not puting her in bed earlier.

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