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Old 07-29-2011, 07:15 PM   #1
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Enrique Iglesias made a rather bold confession at a show in Melbourne, Australia earlier in the week (July 26), telling fans Down Under about his miniature manhood.

During a 20-minute interlude in his gig, the Spanish pop star invited four men from the audience up on stage and proceeded to ask them about the first time they had sex. Iglesias then went on to discuss losing his virginity, reports The Sun.

The singer said:

I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17 and a half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds.
When one of the audience members said that Iglesiasí Spanish good looks must be great for getting women into bed, he said:

What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious.
The singer later went on to say that he was inadvisably mixing alcohol with antibiotics.

Hehehe Son of Julio. I gotta respect him for being honest.

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Old 07-29-2011, 07:25 PM   #2
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hahahahah Australians... now its official they are fail
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Old 07-29-2011, 08:41 PM   #3
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AHhahAHAhAHaHAHAHahAHAHAHHAHAhaHA

Skamps 1st wet dream just spoke from the heart


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Old 07-29-2011, 09:09 PM   #4
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A Very Important Study On The Penis Size Of Gay Men

Lane Moore — The National Institutes of Health recently did a study to find out how penis size affects the sexual health of gay men.

What did they find out? Oh, so many things! Such as:

Those who felt they had an inadequate penis are more likely to be psychologically troubled and anal receptive—or "bottoms"—while those with larger penises usually identify themselves as "tops."

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Old 07-29-2011, 09:13 PM   #5
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I have to admit though. He's one sexy ass homosexual!!!
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Old 07-29-2011, 09:52 PM   #6
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Old 07-29-2011, 10:01 PM   #7
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Look at the tanlines on the queer on the right.

You can see he was wearing a big, gaudy cross while sunbathing in his mankini.

Or was it Rosary Beads?

Either way, you can clearly see it.
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:07 AM   #8
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Dude is plowing Kournikova, he's about as far from gay as you can be.

Obviously he probably didn't want to admit that and it was probably the drugs and alcohol, but it's not like that's something to be ashamed of. All it means is he has to eat her out more... Oh well. He's a very pretty man and he's a good singer. He can't have everything, that would be fucked up.



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Honestly, he's doing fine. Nice to see a Spaniard who despite having a small dick doesn't have the classic Spanish machismo "Small Dick Syndrome."
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Old 07-30-2011, 06:22 AM   #9
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Enrique Iglesias, creaming like that nigga
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Old 07-30-2011, 07:35 AM   #10
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that shit will probably get him moe chicks. Some of them dont like huge dongers....they have a low threshold for pain.
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:48 PM   #11
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Dude is plowing Kournikova, he's about as far from gay as you can be.

Obviously he probably didn't want to admit that and it was probably the drugs and alcohol, but it's not like that's something to be ashamed of. All it means is he has to eat her out more... Oh well. He's a very pretty man and he's a good singer. He can't have everything, that would be fucked up.



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Honestly, he's doing fine. Nice to see a Spaniard who despite having a small dick doesn't have the classic Spanish machismo "Small Dick Syndrome."
Right, she doesn't seem to mind.

So who gives a shit?
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:52 PM   #12
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HE PROLLY JUST SAID THAT TO GET MORE BiTCHES, I SEEN THIS DUDE SCREAMING AT BITCHES IF THERE DOWN FOR A 3SOME , AND SAYIN BUT I HAVE A LITTLE PENIS, SO HE PROLLLY JOKES LIKE THAT TOO, PLUS HIS DAD IS THE RON JEREMY OF SPANISH MUSIC
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Old 07-30-2011, 03:29 PM   #13
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How do you know what Julio's dick is like?

Wait, scratch that, I don't wanna know.
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Old 07-31-2011, 05:39 AM   #14
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Iglesias family has the chick game on lock. When macho bullshit is just about to backfire, say something so honest and tear-jerking as possible and you'll have the hearts and minds of the masses.

And what's more honest and tear-jerking than admitting that your penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
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Old 07-31-2011, 06:17 AM   #15
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FUCK NAW YOU AINT SEEN IT! ITS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!!!

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