Come clean Brock

[LORD NOSE]

broccoli isn't that fat anymore

[JehovAllah]

Originally Posted by check two

^^
haven't you heard skamp talking about it?

Originally Posted by Rob Swanson

Lmao

I won't go into the semantics but yea... skamp could sell some adorable sea shell canklets.

I nooo tink soooo #No #is #no #skampoe #tv

[FatherSl!me]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

As I told you before, I took unemployment once for a month, and felt all spik-ey about it. No disability, no WIC, no EBT, no gub'ment assistance what-so-ever. Keep trying though. Even if you figure it out, I'm still not going out with you.

Lol. Most spik-eys work harder than you ever will in your whole fat slobby life

[beautifulrock]

Well that's true. I take a lot of pride in the fact I don't work very hard.

[Rob Swanson]

I heard females really dig guys who live on shoe string budgets, lack the ability to change a car tire, and stay up to 4am on conspiracy boards & 4chan

Definitely the kind of qualities most women look for when finding a man they can start a family with

[beautifulrock]

I know you aren't talking about me because I can definitely change a tire.

[Rob Swanson]

Jamar wants to help you change that tire

[beautifulrock]

He's your boyfriend, have him change your tire. Then when he's done with the old one you can cut it in half and use it as a chin strap.



Damn, I know I told that joke before.

[Rob Swanson]

He wants to use the donut as a cock ring, if you havent eaten it already

[beautifulrock]

Too late, I did.


I know you keep posting that picture cuz you find it sexy, but it's kinda creepin me out a bit.

[Tectrus Moa]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Well that's true. I take a lot of pride in the fact I don't work very hard.

This isn't good at all. In order to achieve your life goals and dreams, hard work and sacrifice is required to make the best of yourself.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

[Rob Swanson]

Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa

This isn't good at all. In order to achieve your life goals and dreams, hard work and sacrifice is required to make the best of yourself.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hahahaha

Are you a guidance counselor?

[beautifulrock]

Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa

This isn't good at all. In order to achieve your life goals and dreams, hard work and sacrifice is required to make the best of yourself.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Doin' your mom.

[Tectrus Moa]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Doin' your mom.

Unfortunately, you can't because I had to bury her when I was 19.

By the way, I wasn't making fun of you in anyway. I asked you where do you see yourself in the future. The working hard statement caught me by surprise.

[beautifulrock]

Well, I'll dig her up than.