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Machete · 11-07-2005, 06:00 PM

I was visiting distant family members and I used their restroom. I accidently knocked their toothbrush holder in the toilet after I peed. It happened while I was washing my hands. I never came clean but I didn't even wash them off I just put it back.

crass · 11-07-2005, 06:01 PM

the same thing's probably happened to you

JASPER · 11-07-2005, 06:05 PM

One time at highschool, they were showing a video of child prostitution in Malasia and I couldn't help but getting hard and thinking about boning these girls. This was before I found out I was a pedophile.

I practiced karate moves on my little sister and broke 3 of her ribs.

I used to fix computers for people and remove their spyware. One time I was at some peoples house to fix their shit because they had spyware. I deleted all the spyware BUT installed some viruses and told them it was clean and they payed me. So the next day they called me again saying it was all back again and the computer was acting strange. So I deleted the viruses BUT installed all kinds of spyware. Got payed and got called again the next day. I managed to pull this routine off for 6 days and also managed to blame it on the kids and "their fucking MSN". So the kids got grounded and the father of the kids kicked the whole pc minus the monitor to pieces and threw it away. Then he made the kids save up money for a new computer. That made me week.

MASTER PAI MEI · 11-07-2005, 06:07 PM

Yeah Thats what I'm talking about!!!!!!11!11111111

crass · 11-07-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasper1134

One time at highschool, they were showing a video of child prostitution in Malasia and I couldn't help but getting hard and thinking about boning these girls. This was before I found out I was a pedophile.

I practiced karate moves on my little sister and broke 3 of her ribs.

I used to fix computers for people and remove their spyware. One time I was at some peoples house to fix their shit because they had spyware. I deleted all the spyware BUT installed some viruses and told them it was clean and they payed me. So the next day they called me again saying it was all back again and the computer was acting strange. So I deleted the viruses BUT installed all kinds of spyware. Got payed and got called again the next day. I managed to pull this routine off for 6 days and also managed to blame it on the kids and "their fucking MSN". So the kids got grounded and the father of the kids kicked the whole pc minus the monitor to pieces and threw it away. Then he made the kids save up money for a new computer. That made me week.

LMAO, this kid has a firm grasp of comedy

JASPER · 11-07-2005, 06:11 PM

Also, this is a real cruel one.

When me and my friends were around 11 years old.. we always went skateboarding. We bought this special WAX that makes grinding easier. We smeared half of the smelly substance over a street lenght of a curb and did mad lip tricks on it. We got bored with the skateboarding and used the rest of the wax on random object; doorknobs, bike seats and basically anything we came across.

Next day we would come back to continue skating on the greased up curb when an old angry man came our way and started talking all angry. He told us his wife slipped on the curb because of the wax and she broke her neck. He continued ranting and then wanted to go back inside because we talked back. He grabbed the doorknob to open his door and his hand was full of wax and we laughed so fucking hard for the rest of the day.

Skellington · 11-07-2005, 06:40 PM

Once I had a fight with my mother when I was like 13, so I took revenge on her by pooring out her rosewater (sumthin to clean her eyes) and replaced with this thing called hextril (something to disinfect y'r mouth).......And it burned quite hard in her eyes.

no bullshit

tajeco · 11-07-2005, 06:56 PM

Damn 09, you could've blinded her.

That was a funny episode of Seinfeld with the toothbrush in the toilet bowl

Skellington · 11-07-2005, 06:57 PM

??

JASPER · 11-08-2005, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 09

Once I had a fight with my mother when I was like 13, so I took revenge on her by pooring out her rosewater (sumthin to clean her eyes) and replaced with this thing called hextril (something to disinfect y'r mouth).......And it burned quite hard in her eyes.

no bullshit

HAAAHAHHAHAHA

Skellington · 11-08-2005, 05:06 AM

yeah I know, her vision was blured for like a good week, she looked like terminator lol

11-07-2005, 06:00 PM	#1
Machete Black Dragon Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 33 Posts: 441 Rep Power: 10	One time I was visiting distant family members and I used their restroom. I accidently knocked their toothbrush holder in the toilet after I peed. It happened while I was washing my hands. I never came clean but I didn't even wash them off I just put it back. __________________

11-07-2005, 06:01 PM	#2
crass Wise to da game Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 27 Posts: 7,637 Rep Power: 22	Re: One time the same thing's probably happened to you __________________

11-07-2005, 06:05 PM	#3
JASPER Interior Decorator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Honduras Age: 28 Posts: 11,586 Rep Power: 48	Re: One time One time at highschool, they were showing a video of child prostitution in Malasia and I couldn't help but getting hard and thinking about boning these girls. This was before I found out I was a pedophile. I practiced karate moves on my little sister and broke 3 of her ribs. I used to fix computers for people and remove their spyware. One time I was at some peoples house to fix their shit because they had spyware. I deleted all the spyware BUT installed some viruses and told them it was clean and they payed me. So the next day they called me again saying it was all back again and the computer was acting strange. So I deleted the viruses BUT installed all kinds of spyware. Got payed and got called again the next day. I managed to pull this routine off for 6 days and also managed to blame it on the kids and "their fucking MSN". So the kids got grounded and the father of the kids kicked the whole pc minus the monitor to pieces and threw it away. Then he made the kids save up money for a new computer. That made me week.

11-07-2005, 06:07 PM	#4
MASTER PAI MEI Are you aware I kill at will? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Depths of Shaolin Posts: 7,722,446 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 10	Re: One time Yeah Thats what I'm talking about!!!!!!11!11111111 __________________

11-07-2005, 06:11 PM	#6
JASPER Interior Decorator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Honduras Age: 28 Posts: 11,586 Rep Power: 48	Re: One time Also, this is a real cruel one. When me and my friends were around 11 years old.. we always went skateboarding. We bought this special WAX that makes grinding easier. We smeared half of the smelly substance over a street lenght of a curb and did mad lip tricks on it. We got bored with the skateboarding and used the rest of the wax on random object; doorknobs, bike seats and basically anything we came across. Next day we would come back to continue skating on the greased up curb when an old angry man came our way and started talking all angry. He told us his wife slipped on the curb because of the wax and she broke her neck. He continued ranting and then wanted to go back inside because we talked back. He grabbed the doorknob to open his door and his hand was full of wax and we laughed so fucking hard for the rest of the day.

11-07-2005, 06:40 PM	#7
Skellington 666 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Palatinos Posts: 5,399 Rep Power: 20	Re: One time Once I had a fight with my mother when I was like 13, so I took revenge on her by pooring out her rosewater (sumthin to clean her eyes) and replaced with this thing called hextril (something to disinfect y'r mouth).......And it burned quite hard in her eyes. no bullshit __________________ "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure..."

11-07-2005, 06:56 PM	#8
tajeco Natureal Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: right here, light years beyond most Age: 33 Posts: 1,340 Rep Power: 12	Re: One time Damn 09, you could've blinded her. That was a funny episode of Seinfeld with the toothbrush in the toilet bowl __________________ "This is my book, take a look, see if it grabs your attention, with a hook, the queen took the rook, into a new dimension" Tajeco

11-07-2005, 06:57 PM	#9
Skellington 666 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Palatinos Posts: 5,399 Rep Power: 20	Re: One time ?? __________________ "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure..."

11-08-2005, 05:06 AM	#11
Skellington 666 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Palatinos Posts: 5,399 Rep Power: 20	Re: One time yeah I know, her vision was blured for like a good week, she looked like terminator lol __________________ "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure..."

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