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Old 10-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #1
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So nobody has been able to ID this slut on the Name That Pornstar website, the haunt of slut ID'ing champions and legends. To me it looks like this is from a professionally shot video of some sort. Or at least amateur porn with actual real pornstars. I don't think this is just some random hot girl off the street. Which means she CAN be ID'ed.

I NEED to know who this is. I don't WANT to know. I NEED to know. And if anybody can lead me to the actual clip this was taken from then they will earn their place in the slut ID'ing hall of fame. Or at least MY slut ID'ing hall of fame.

So fellas, here's your chance to prove yourselves...

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Old 10-15-2013, 08:42 AM   #2
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And I have no doubt I'll be disappointed when I find out who it is, because it's simply not possible for anybody to live up to a gif like that. It captures a rare, precious, perfect moment in time, from the perfect angle. It really is pure magic. Just a quick, majestic flash of perfection. If there is a heaven then this moment plays there over and over, right beside Katee Owen's jiggling tits.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:14 AM   #3
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Why don't I try to get laid in real life. Its 2013 and ur still fuckin with jpg gif porn.
Fkn virgin dweebs I swear. Log off and go outside. At least ask ur dad for a hand job.
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:21 PM   #4
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Why don't I try to get laid in real life.
Dunno man. Why are you asking me? You shouldn't even have to try. You're married aren't you? Just tell your wife it's time to give up the snatch or you're leaving her. Actually, I'm not so sure that'd be a good idea...
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:37 PM   #5
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:14 PM   #6
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Hmmm, I'm not so sure that's her, homie. Can you show me something that proves that my specific gif is actually this girl?
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:06 PM   #7
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Skamp's right. go out and meet a girl you could actually fuck, or get to know before you fuck. it might become a regular thing, try it.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:07 PM   #8
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Why don't I try to get laid in real life. Its 2013 and ur still fuckin with jpg gif porn.
Fkn virgin dweebs I swear. Log off and go outside. At least ask ur dad for a hand job.


PICTURE PORN SUCKS

NOEL IS A GIANT FAGGIT EVEN JAY-CEE IS GETTING ASS AND HE HAS NO CHIN AT ALL.

AUSTRIALIA HAS HOT 5 FOOT 9 BLONDES AND THIS QUEER RATHER JACK OFF TO PICTURES WITH ROb
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:19 PM   #9
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Having regular sex actually only makes me worse. Having sex and looking at beautiful women/watching porn are 2 completely different things. I enjoy both thoroughly and need both in my life.

When I was in Europe I had the most sex I've ever had in my life. Particularly in the last week before I came home. I got back about a month ago and look at how I've been since then. Worse than ever. So getting pussy is definitely not the solution.

I can go and fuck several smokin' hot girls, and immediately after all I'll be thinking about and wanting to do is fuck more. Then I'll go home and jerk it to porn/pictures of hot girls for a few hours.

Getting laid is definitely not the solution to my problem.
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:24 PM   #10
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When I was in Europe I had the most sex I've ever had in my life. Particularly in the last week before I came home. .
U CANT COUNT AMSTERDAM AS YOUR SEX LIFE, CAUSE IF THATS THE CASE THAN JASPER IS ROB LOW IN THE 80s

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Old 10-15-2013, 09:18 PM   #14
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:10 PM   #15
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Somebody on Freeones reckons it's this delightful creature. I'm not so sure I agree, but holy fucking Jesus anyway.





























This is killing me. I'm just about ready to offer money to anybody who can conclusively ID her. I won't rest until I find the actual video the gif's taken from.
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