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Old 03-22-2006, 01:13 AM   #1
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For the past month or so (and here and there threw out my life) iv been waking up with a hard on every single morning. Even when I dose off on the couch till 3 in the morning I still wake up with a massive hard on and I usually have to piss then and the hard on takes a bit to go down so its annoying. In one of those Viagra commercials it says if an errection lasts more than 4 hours then consult a doctor. Im not on that shit but for all I know I could be having 8-10 hour hard ons. Iv also pretty much quit smoking since new years (im talkin 1 a week), could that have anything to do with it seems how ciggerettes make you impotent? Like sometimes (maybe always) I have to masturbate it off cause it just wont go down. Anyone else experience this?
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:14 AM   #2
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Morning Hard Ons? I got them after every day. Shit is annoying.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:15 AM   #3
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:21 AM   #4
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My girl never lets them go to waste...
Neither do I so I masturbate in my cold basment behind the fernus with my legs behind my head and listen to Vanilla Ice To The Extreme.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:22 AM   #5
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Neither do I so I masturbate in my cold basment behind the fernus with my legs behind my head and listen to Vanilla Ice To The Extreme.
And i watch you and Lose my morning hardon in the first sec.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:24 AM   #6
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Neither do I so I masturbate in my cold basment behind the fernus with my legs behind my head and listen to Vanilla Ice To The Extreme.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:34 AM   #7
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For the past month or so (and here and there threw out my life) iv been waking up with a hard on every single morning.
did you just turn 12?
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did you just turn 12? cuase im really into 12 year olds. pm me if your interested.
You have a sick mind my friend.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:44 AM   #9
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PM me General wise for that $100 i owe you
Clean out your pm box then!
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Well I just smoked a buch of crack for breakfast
Thats the dumbest shit iv ever herd in my life.
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:49 AM   #11
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Thats the dumbest shit iv ever herd in my life.
Why you gotta be like that?
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:50 AM   #12
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Why you gotta be like that?
Man, fffFUCK you...
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:11 AM   #13
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sit upside down so that the blood will go into ya head... the hardon will dissapear in about 15 sec........... haha
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:18 AM   #14
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Neither do I so I masturbate in my cold basment behind the fernus with my legs behind my head and listen to Vanilla Ice To The Extreme.

have ever tried to take you dick and stick it in your own ass by the furnace in your cold basement with your legs behind your back listening to vanilla ice to the extreme ?
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