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Old 03-29-2009, 11:55 PM   #376
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yo momma is like a hardware store... 10 a screw.
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Old 03-30-2009, 01:21 AM   #377
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Salaam, noel...

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Yo mama so...friendly, that whenever I go to your house she offers me freshly baked blueberry muffins.

Yo mama so...nice, that whenever I go to your house and you're not around, she offers me coffee and sits down in pleasant and amiable conversation with me.

Yo mama so...pretty, that when she kissed me on the cheek on my birthday, I felt warmth and joy in my heart.

Yo mama so...generous, that when she saw how much I loved the cardigan she knitted for you, she knitted one for me too.

Yo mama so...funny, that when we sit and watch Full House together, she always has me in stitches with her Joey impersonations.

Yo mama so...smart, that she was able to make me understand the true nature of love and friendship within the space of 5 minutes.

Yo mama so...helpful, that she gave up her own time to create exercises for me in order to boost my confidence and self esteem.
You have NO IDEA how profound an effect this post had on the thread...lol...it's like "sssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!!"... slammin the brakes on it....lol

So odd how quickly we can join in on DISRESPECTING "Mama"...but don't know how to respond to showin LOVE to "Mama".

I really appreciated this one...lol...
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Old 03-30-2009, 03:52 AM   #378
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No problem. Just doing my part to spread the positive vibes emanating from within my being.
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:47 AM   #379
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ya momma so
small,
black,
and stinky...
whenever she go to the beach, cats follow her around tryna bury her in the sand
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:20 AM   #380
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^^LOLL!












skampoes left tittie is so fat it uses niagara falls as a shower to clean the nipple

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Old 03-30-2009, 10:05 AM   #381
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ya momma so fat, she got her own zip code
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Old 03-30-2009, 05:57 PM   #382
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Ya mamma's like a shotgun. Give her a cock and she'll blow.
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:26 PM   #383
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ya momma went waterskiing
and got ate by a shark






































i guess that make her a





























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Old 09-22-2010, 09:14 PM   #384
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yo moms is sittin here smellin my balls right now
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:26 PM   #385
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Your mother is so overweight, her physician says that she should stop eating my cock.
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Old 09-22-2010, 10:11 PM   #386
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nigga u look like yo momma
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:00 PM   #387
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I do! thats where i get my good looks!
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Old 09-24-2010, 04:41 AM   #388
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ya mammy is so greedy when she goes to McDs they ask her what she DOESN'T want.
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Old 09-24-2010, 11:42 PM   #389
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i spit my drink in ya mommas face and she thanked me, because her moustache was on fire
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Old 11-14-2010, 03:32 PM   #390
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yo moms smells like the worst belly button odor
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