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Old 04-17-2006, 07:12 PM   #181
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weird girls like that bother me. maybe a little anger too.
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:42 PM   #182
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:48 PM   #183
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^ i smell what Jasper is cookin tonite
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:06 PM   #184
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:18 PM   #185
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:21 PM   #186
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:40 PM   #187
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pretend not to be food! pretend not to be food! IT WILL NOT WORK! HE MAKES YOU DINER!!! How is the hat stays on his giant head? it is no mystery when you learn fattys are made of butter.



with a dish queen pretty becomes... SPACE CUNT!!!! oh he stinks like a cunt.



oh! the counter is frosting and ready to eat! i can not wait to frosting the table for desert!!! (pst! all fattys eat furnature! special fattys use frosting as a treat)



TAAAA DAAAAA! it is BananaFAG!!!



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
they think it is a good costume! NO! OOOOPS! you are both retardeds!



do you need help to fight a batle? WE ARE LAZER FORCE!!!!



it is a hard life to be a retarded.



what can my gift be!!!! a fatty?!!! You shitcamel i do not want a fatty for a gift!



aaaaAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! I! AM! A! CREATURE!!!!!!



no! I DID NOT EAT A PRESIDENT!!!!! FAT! I am to fat for crime!!!!



"BLAAAAARGGGGGGGGG! BLARG!" OH NO!
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:41 PM   #188
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NNNGGGG! I am farting!!! BPPRPPRRRPPP!



one more cookie and THE BED WILL BREAK! stop! STOP! oh no they are to fat to hear me.



oh no! she leaps to attack!!! IT IS TO LATE!!!!!



howdy i am a fag. (by ernie)



Welcome to america!!!! have a bible!!! FART! oops sorry god.



I am back to eat ALL of the hats!!! Ha ha ha!!! YUM!



FAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT! fat cop kills us all with the fart. not again fatty cop! FAAAARRRRT! FART FAART! please.... please fa..tt...y blaaaarg...



SURPRISE fat lady!!! oh no! i am under arrest for being so fat with a box on my head!! please no!!!



it is time for our bedtime. oh he does not look. it is my chance to tell you: shhh! HE WILL BE MY TREAT SNACK THIS NIGHT IN BED!



a beanbag spy is among the group. look hard for the feet! it reveals the secret. oh no i am sorry. it is not a spy it is the chrismas tree.


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Old 04-17-2006, 09:42 PM   #189
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in secret grandma catbeast eats the baby army. where is the fatty crime police!!! (faghumping)



"please do not put the trash in me. i am not the emergency eatfatty trash can. oh but i am hungry. please put all the trash in my mouth."



"ecxuse me. your face did stick to my meltface from all the fat."
"shut up melty! all meltys talk to much!!!"



meat scandal story: "sandwich queen hugs the porkball"!!!



"hello bob."
"hello frank. where is your hat?"
"oops. i will get a hat from the top of this pile of slop."
"ok good NO! FRANK! THIS SLOP PILE IS ALIVE!!!! IT SEES YOU!!!"



a sex treat returns!
"hello slut."
"welcome to the party."
"thankyou. here is some sex."



"hello sluts. there is no cake any more may i have some sex to?"



"how does the evil party ham talk?"
"it is fat satan. we must escape at top speed."



"wait sluts! look i have four butts!"



"i am blind."
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:43 PM   #190
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haha bean bag spy
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:45 PM   #191
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Yay! It is Zorro! And her SNACK!



TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA!!! I am Bean Lady!!!!



You win teady bear for most stupid looking man!



Michel Jackson + a cow = THIS



SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!!! oh what a noisy butt. sparkle fatty can not look. will she peak later? if she is strong yes.



Fag From Mars.



CREAK! CRACK! The chair breaks because she is to FAT!!



Duhhhh. I wish this was a magic Dungeons and DRagons hat!
"CHOMP! SLEERRRP! this is delicous fat chick!"
"Yes it is! but i will eat more than you!"
"Stop! i am your friend please do not eat me! NOOO! I have no hat too!!!"



Hey! that beanbag is not wearing a hat. I will give it mine. haha.
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:18 PM   #192
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That one may be worth re-visiting sometime....
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:21 PM   #193
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:26 PM   #194
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oo ee oo I look just like Buddy Holly
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:28 PM   #195
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And like that Jasper is gone!! Great pics with stories Jasp!!
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