punchline appreciation thread - Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan

HipHophead101 · 04-12-2006, 06:20 PM

ive decided to make a thread where u can post punchlines u think are funny or creative, ill start

u could be quck, jump the candle stick,
burn ur back, fuck jill on a hill, but u still aint jack! - eminem

Funk_Dock · 04-12-2006, 07:09 PM

nice idea, here some:

"Need a rhyme dictionary, to rehearse his lines
Sound like oscar the grouch with them nursery rhymes" - Game

"These leaders of the free world rookies, lookie
how can 6 dicks be pussies?" - 8 mile

"You rappin for doe packin shows, Mook get the hell out
you might as well be yourself, least you know you a fuckin sell out!" - Lux

"Now you talk gangster, but this partners lien
aint you the nigga that used to get smacked in art and design?!"-Murda Mook

"Im whats real, run up on you dump them 3's
you pussy, its that time of the month to bleed!" - Murda Mook

"You immature, just like your measly flow,
This nigga here? Government bread, easy do!" - Murda Mook

I know this threads gonna be filled with big l lines so ill only drop one

"So you better leave L alone..
Before i reach out and touch you, but not with a telephone"

cap · 04-12-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funk_Dock

"So you better leave L alone..
Before i reach out and touch you, but not with a telephone"

i never got that one

MaShPG · 04-12-2006, 07:29 PM

Vakill has too many punches, but to name a few:

Some of yall riding dick and dont know it, like a date rape drug

Pussy fall in my lap like a strip club full of clumsy crippled bitches

I'll leave ya stuck on stupid like you had a retarded conjoined twin

Tattooed F-U-N on my dick for 'Fuck U Niggaz' while I poke fun at ya bitches

Vakill like Columbians sittin' in a circle, my name has a 'dope ring' to it

I flash brilliance in the form of the naked truth and make Albert Einstein throw me Mardi Gras Beads

And last year niggas albums did more flopping than a Vlade Divac season

So many makaveli mini mes in the game it’s a fucking outbreak in small Pac’s (small pox)

The Flow Rings Bells but aint Nan Nigga seeing me like Ding Dong Ditch

everytime lightbulbs pop over my head the roaches run across the dark walls of my sanity

ya couldnt make headlines with raised eyebrows

Im in a class all by myself, like a bitched up tutor hiding from columbine shooters.

Got they backs against the wall like a straight nigga's ass in gay clubs.

When it comes to my rap status, I'm a cut above you pussies like a C-Section.

Nine times out of ten when you see me, I'm stroking pussy like Inspector Gadget's villain.

cap · 04-12-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpOk3N

you know the saying "Keep in touch"?

aaah now i see,thx

PDTantisocial · 04-12-2006, 08:00 PM

Ah you jacked my Vakill one goddamn it, I was gonna do the C-section one.

"These homo's been in the closet for so long I'ma donate 'em to Salvation Army" Chino XL

"If I wanted to hear from the asshole I would've farted" Ras Kass

Deity Allah · 04-12-2006, 08:02 PM

L had too many put here are a couple of my favorites:

I use to have beef with this theif named Randolph;
Now he's in a casket dressed up with his hands crossed!

I'm placing snitches inside lakes and ditches;
And if I catch aids then imma start raping bitches

I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches;
I get more pussy by accident than most niggaz get on purpose

I told him give the dough before he got smoked;
Oh you broke? (BOOM BOOM) now you dead broke!

prof zooDuska · 04-12-2006, 08:03 PM

mf doom has vicious punches man

"quick to cut a square like a sicilian"-mf

"spit it like raw grits, get it"-viktor vaughn

"who rock the house like rock and roll
got more soul than a sock wit a hole"- madvillain

when i remeber more..ill post

King Justice · 04-12-2006, 08:23 PM

Sean Comb-ed through the evidence, just to get a clue

TerroristTY · 04-12-2006, 09:21 PM

''You bark like a pitbull,bite like a shitzu,breath smellin' like my dick do,your girl musta kissed you..'' - Pack FM

the surgeon · 04-12-2006, 09:25 PM

like short sleaves i bear arms-jay z

the surgeon · 04-12-2006, 09:35 PM

and mad hoes ask beavis i get nothing butt head-big l
no son but trust me i know how 2 raise a gun-jay-z
flier than s piece of paper bearing my name-jayz

Dante · 04-13-2006, 10:25 AM

"A tech 9 is my utensil, fillin niggaz with so much lead, they can use they dick for a pencil" - Big L

"Half Hitler, half Jewish, i gassed out myself" - Ras Kass

HipHophead101 · 04-13-2006, 05:36 PM

you could date a stick of dynamite and still woudlnt go out with a bang - eminem

Bedlam · 04-13-2006, 09:25 PM

Chino XL is the punchline champion

"My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary,
but still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry"

04-12-2006, 06:20 PM	#1
HipHophead101 ADEPT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: stomp city aka west new york Posts: 549 Rep Power: 0	punchline appreciation thread ive decided to make a thread where u can post punchlines u think are funny or creative, ill start u could be quck, jump the candle stick, burn ur back, fuck jill on a hill, but u still aint jack! - eminem __________________

04-12-2006, 07:09 PM	#2
Funk_Dock Wu_gambino Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,287 Rep Power: 7	nice idea, here some: "Need a rhyme dictionary, to rehearse his lines Sound like oscar the grouch with them nursery rhymes" - Game "These leaders of the free world rookies, lookie how can 6 dicks be pussies?" - 8 mile "You rappin for doe packin shows, Mook get the hell out you might as well be yourself, least you know you a fuckin sell out!" - Lux "Now you talk gangster, but this partners lien aint you the nigga that used to get smacked in art and design?!"-Murda Mook "Im whats real, run up on you dump them 3's you pussy, its that time of the month to bleed!" - Murda Mook "You immature, just like your measly flow, This nigga here? Government bread, easy do!" - Murda Mook I know this threads gonna be filled with big l lines so ill only drop one "So you better leave L alone.. Before i reach out and touch you, but not with a telephone" __________________ still standin tall

04-12-2006, 07:29 PM	#4
MaShPG MASTER deBATER Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Chicago Age: 20 Posts: 2,113 Rep Power: 8	Vakill has too many punches, but to name a few: Some of yall riding dick and dont know it, like a date rape drug Pussy fall in my lap like a strip club full of clumsy crippled bitches I'll leave ya stuck on stupid like you had a retarded conjoined twin Tattooed F-U-N on my dick for 'Fuck U Niggaz' while I poke fun at ya bitches Vakill like Columbians sittin' in a circle, my name has a 'dope ring' to it I flash brilliance in the form of the naked truth and make Albert Einstein throw me Mardi Gras Beads And last year niggas albums did more flopping than a Vlade Divac season So many makaveli mini mes in the game it’s a fucking outbreak in small Pac’s (small pox) The Flow Rings Bells but aint Nan Nigga seeing me like Ding Dong Ditch everytime lightbulbs pop over my head the roaches run across the dark walls of my sanity ya couldnt make headlines with raised eyebrows Im in a class all by myself, like a bitched up tutor hiding from columbine shooters. Got they backs against the wall like a straight nigga's ass in gay clubs. When it comes to my rap status, I'm a cut above you pussies like a C-Section. Nine times out of ten when you see me, I'm stroking pussy like Inspector Gadget's villain. __________________ WHAT'S GOING ON?

04-12-2006, 08:00 PM	#6
PDTantisocial Straight Outta PHX Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ, 602 PHX Posts: 958 Rep Power: 7	Ah you jacked my Vakill one goddamn it, I was gonna do the C-section one. "These homo's been in the closet for so long I'ma donate 'em to Salvation Army" Chino XL "If I wanted to hear from the asshole I would've farted" Ras Kass __________________ In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

04-12-2006, 08:03 PM	#8
prof zooDuska Wu-Tang Corps Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Qward, NY Posts: 13,983 Rep Power: 37	mf doom has vicious punches man "quick to cut a square like a sicilian"-mf "spit it like raw grits, get it"-viktor vaughn "who rock the house like rock and roll got more soul than a sock wit a hole"- madvillain when i remeber more..ill post __________________ choose. fear.

04-12-2006, 08:02 PM	#7
Deity Allah Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Haven, Connecticut (Elm C.I.) Posts: 614 Rep Power: 7	L had too many put here are a couple of my favorites: I use to have beef with this theif named Randolph; Now he's in a casket dressed up with his hands crossed! I'm placing snitches inside lakes and ditches; And if I catch aids then imma start raping bitches I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches; I get more pussy by accident than most niggaz get on purpose I told him give the dough before he got smoked; Oh you broke? (BOOM BOOM) now you dead broke!

04-12-2006, 08:23 PM	#9
King Justice The SwordSmith Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inside the 36TH Chamber Age: 23 Posts: 864 Rep Power: 6	Sean Comb-ed through the evidence, just to get a clue __________________ Whether Im In The Streets Or Jamaica Resort Im Stay Doin Me Thats The Way I Was Taught Destined For Greatness Success Breeds Hatred I Can't See In The Hearts Of Men I Just See Paper

04-12-2006, 09:21 PM	#10
TerroristTY Vivid Laser Eye Guy Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Dungeon,Calgary Age: 25 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 0	''You bark like a pitbull,bite like a shitzu,breath smellin' like my dick do,your girl musta kissed you..'' - Pack FM __________________

04-12-2006, 09:25 PM	#11
the surgeon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 23 Posts: 517 Rep Power: 5	like short sleaves i bear arms-jay z

04-12-2006, 09:35 PM	#12
the surgeon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 23 Posts: 517 Rep Power: 5	and mad hoes ask beavis i get nothing butt head-big l no son but trust me i know how 2 raise a gun-jay-z flier than s piece of paper bearing my name-jayz

04-13-2006, 10:25 AM	#13
Dante Devils never cry Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 1,906 Rep Power: 8	"A tech 9 is my utensil, fillin niggaz with so much lead, they can use they dick for a pencil" - Big L "Half Hitler, half Jewish, i gassed out myself" - Ras Kass __________________ I just don't like you, thats all.

04-13-2006, 05:36 PM	#14
HipHophead101 ADEPT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: stomp city aka west new york Posts: 549 Rep Power: 0	you could date a stick of dynamite and still woudlnt go out with a bang - eminem __________________

04-13-2006, 09:25 PM	#15
Bedlam Making cream Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 21 Posts: 3,030 Rep Power: 10	Chino XL is the punchline champion "My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary, but still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry" __________________

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