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Old 07-01-2005, 04:54 PM   #1
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Default Wu-A-Scenes

Yes it is finally made for those that know of this. It was destined to happen sometime so here it is.
Basically this is my rip of of roc-a-scenes but instead of members of a dead lable (its dead man, just let it die) I decided to use the wu-tang clan.
Oh and if you didnt know about roc-a-scenes its basically a bunch of stories involved with members of roc-a-fella in funny situations. (i.e. jay-z getting head from nass girlfriend while nas walks in etc.)
so with out further ado wu-a-scenes.

rza at the LA film festival:
*a packed audience full of old white people is in a movie theater when suddenly rza gets out of his dressing room and starts to talk*
Rza: dololo, yeah are you ready for some movies?!
crowd: ...
Rza: what, dololo, you dont want to see some movies?
*the crowd continues to stare at Rza when suddenly tim burton stands up*
burton: why do you keep making computer noises?
Rza: dololo, what do you mean? dololo
burton: you just went again!
Rza: I, dololo, have, dololo, no, dololo, idea what your, dololo, talking about.
burton: you just made the noises like four
Rza: dololo
burton: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!
Rza: hey security this edward scissor hands looking guy is going out of controle. dololo.
burton: OUT OF CONTROL, YOU KEEP MAKING COMPUTER SOUNDS!
*security comes and starts dragging tim burton out of theater*
burton: why do apes always kick me out?
*security then beats the living shit out of burton*
Rza: yeah now that that racist goth is gone lets get on with our first movie entitled, lone star drag queen.
*a movie plays with a cowboy turned drag queen tries to date a red headed transvestite*
Rza: *watching movie* man this shit is horrible, how the hell could a man stand ducktape like that?!
*the movie finishes with all the white people clapping*
drew berrymore: That was so... beautiful *cries*
Rza: ok aparently you guys thought that movie was better than I did. Our next movie up is called: sweet sweet backs independent song.
*the movie plays where yet again chris gore ruins a perfectly good movie with his mediocre writing*
Rza: *after movie is done*MAN WHOEVER THE FUCK MADE THAT MOVIE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK, dololo, OUT OF HERE!
*chris gore then gets crushed with a million film cases*

*to be continued*
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:58 PM   #2
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haha, i loved the part where tim burton get's totally mad at the RZA for making those 'computernoises', that was funny haha

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Old 07-01-2005, 05:18 PM   #3
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hahaha fukin crazy
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:24 PM   #4
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eehhhh pretty dumb
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