|07-01-2005, 05:54 PM||#1|
over rates mathematics
Yes it is finally made for those that know of this. It was destined to happen sometime so here it is.
Basically this is my rip of of roc-a-scenes but instead of members of a dead lable (its dead man, just let it die) I decided to use the wu-tang clan.
Oh and if you didnt know about roc-a-scenes its basically a bunch of stories involved with members of roc-a-fella in funny situations. (i.e. jay-z getting head from nass girlfriend while nas walks in etc.)
so with out further ado wu-a-scenes.
rza at the LA film festival:
*a packed audience full of old white people is in a movie theater when suddenly rza gets out of his dressing room and starts to talk*
Rza: dololo, yeah are you ready for some movies?!
Rza: what, dololo, you dont want to see some movies?
*the crowd continues to stare at Rza when suddenly tim burton stands up*
burton: why do you keep making computer noises?
Rza: dololo, what do you mean? dololo
burton: you just went again!
Rza: I, dololo, have, dololo, no, dololo, idea what your, dololo, talking about.
burton: you just made the noises like four
burton: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!
Rza: hey security this edward scissor hands looking guy is going out of controle. dololo.
burton: OUT OF CONTROL, YOU KEEP MAKING COMPUTER SOUNDS!
*security comes and starts dragging tim burton out of theater*
burton: why do apes always kick me out?
*security then beats the living shit out of burton*
Rza: yeah now that that racist goth is gone lets get on with our first movie entitled, lone star drag queen.
*a movie plays with a cowboy turned drag queen tries to date a red headed transvestite*
Rza: *watching movie* man this shit is horrible, how the hell could a man stand ducktape like that?!
*the movie finishes with all the white people clapping*
drew berrymore: That was so... beautiful *cries*
Rza: ok aparently you guys thought that movie was better than I did. Our next movie up is called: sweet sweet backs independent song.
*the movie plays where yet again chris gore ruins a perfectly good movie with his mediocre writing*
Rza: *after movie is done*MAN WHOEVER THE FUCK MADE THAT MOVIE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK, dololo, OUT OF HERE!
*chris gore then gets crushed with a million film cases*
*to be continued*
|07-01-2005, 05:58 PM||#2|
haha, i loved the part where tim burton get's totally mad at the RZA for making those 'computernoises', that was funny haha
Shaolin shadowboxin' and the wu-tang swordstyle...
If what you say is true...
The shaolin and the wu-tang could be dangerous!
En garde, I'll let you try my wu-tang style...
|07-01-2005, 06:24 PM||#4|
Furst Breed !!
eehhhh pretty dumb
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