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Old 05-29-2006, 08:13 PM   #1
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Default The only reason I came back

So check it out I only came back because the real world isn't as cool as the internet. I searched the streets for a summer job but everyone turned me down because I was either too young or I wouldn't accept the lousy pay! fuckin' cunt losers they was. So i rolled up with my homies instead of staying home posting here but I realized my friends are fuckheads who just have circlejerks everynight and I can't stand getting other peoples cum on my hands anymore. I was contemplating hmmm should I come back or not. I figured you'd all hate me if I came back but the thing is, Is i'm hated more here in this city than over the net. I tried everything. I even went to find a girlfriend but the girls don't like me anymore because I masturbate to much they say. They tell me I make too many jokes about gay sex, etc. I said fuck ya'll hoes if you ain't into a G then go lick yer own clits. right? they smelled like fish too. At least this one asian girl. I don't exactly know how long i've been gone but i can tell you now that it was TOO long. I thrived to read, reply, and discuss posts with you guys again. There is so much I can tolerate and shit. I missed Sicka too much also because he has been like a father to me. or a fucking policeman sucking my E-posts and shit. Plus I've never had any REAL friends besides you all. I really want to have sex with Ms.Rza and the rest of the online babes. But I have a smaller penis than the rest of you black cock down fucking dick warriors. So i'll just sit back and wait till the day I get a honey. BTW I got a lot of shit done while being offline. I got to draw three pictures, I played basketball fer half an hour and I did a backside grind on this curb outside my house. I mean fucking aye I did more than I usually do. And It all had to be very fucking whats it called. Athletic and shit.

I've actually been working on a 6pack and shit. I'm almost there. I just gotta keep lifting dumbellz and shit whatever and do my situps, pullups, pushups, arm hangs, and eight minute abs and shit. I just hope you all can get me through this hard time because I have been feeling really down lately. Since my gramps just died too! fuck, ya'll need to send me some teen porn to wack off to so I can lose this wack ass streess.

Aiight den negguz. Peace to ya'll. also i'd like to say thanks to all who respect me and let me be me. because most bitches don't.






the size of my real dick ferreal. it's bigger than ya'll probably think
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:15 PM   #2
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:15 PM   #3
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LMAO!!! Classic Shit Mash.. You done did it again..

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mashqauck again.
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:26 PM   #4
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:27 PM   #5
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:29 PM   #6
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:32 PM   #7
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:36 PM   #8
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:38 PM   #9
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close this thread now!!!!!!!!!!!

you can close this thread but please, don't close your mouth.



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Old 05-29-2006, 08:39 PM   #10
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:41 PM   #11
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LOL this cunt is so random, funny mofo
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:44 PM   #12
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If I was a yeast infection I bet i'd have so much pussy right now. I want some fucking cocaine right now.

you ever melt cocaine and turn it to a liquid

these bitches got that pure kilo


i once snorted a pixie stick and i had arthritis for 4 days. my doc said it's because the materials in there are hazourdes to your erectile system
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:45 PM   #13
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Mash is taht DOOOD!
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:46 PM   #14
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he mite be funny but mofo is NASTY aswell damn
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:47 PM   #15
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Don't try to out gay mash. You just can't.
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