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CharlesJones · 06-08-2006, 04:43 PM

I'm gonna check this out June 23rd. Rapper The Game and Larenz Tate are also in it. Black director/actor Vondie Curtis Hall directed it. Vondie has played in Die Hard 2, Broken Arrow, Gridlock'd(he directed this also), Turn It Up, Sugar Hill. He's a good actor. Gridlock'd with 2Pac sucked so hopefully he'll redeem himself with Waist Deep. The previews look good. The Game looks like he's cockeyed in the movie LOL.

Aqua Luna · 06-08-2006, 11:59 PM

yea.....I wanna peep this flick maself.

It seems kinda intersting, but I'm getting tired of the Black Man always being portrayed as some kind of hustler, confused identity, criminal, or womanizing type of man.

I ain't tryna get hypnotized...

But, look at Meagan Goode! She was a just lil girl a minute ago and now she just looks like another Hollywood ho...

I'm kinda bored of the shit...it's like blaxploitation meets 2006.

CharlesJones · 04-17-2009, 03:48 PM

It came out today and i'm gonna see it tomorrow. LOL@Jason fucking that old white lady from the back hahahahahahahahahahaha. The first Crank was a trip especially that scene when Jason is fucking Amy in front of a asian tourist crowd LOL. This new Crank looks wilder than the first one. I like most of Jason's movies. I'm glad he's keeping action films alive because a lot of action flicks don't get made that often unless they're straight to video. Do ya'll remember Jason in Turn It Up movie with Ja Rule, Pras, Tamala Jones? I don't think people remember him from that movie since most people didn't see it hahahahahahahahahaha.

check two · 04-17-2009, 05:05 PM

Are these Crank movies about that Jason guy fucking chicks in front of other people?

Jin10304 · 04-18-2009, 11:12 AM

THE MOVIE WAS FUCKING RIDICUOLOUS (in a good way). I suggest getting drunk before watching this movie, its that much better & no he wasnt fucking the grandma, more just rubbing up on her for skin friction due to his low heart battery. Characters come back that you wouldn't think would even survive the 1st, the sex scene w/ Amy is hilarious, WHEELBARROW IS SOME SHIT, theres gonna be a Crank 3 I suppose, the ending got kinda fuzzy. This shit is pure entertainment

Tyler Durden · 04-18-2009, 03:36 PM

THe films are shite, but i fucking loved the first one.
Its fucking rediculous and the second one is exactly the same as the first but I know I'll end up buying it when its cheap
The tag line is hilarious

"He died
...but he got better"

Tage · 04-19-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by check two

Are these Crank movies about that Jason guy fucking chicks in front of other people?

are you fucking kidding me? if you havent seen the crank films, your retarded.

if you dont like them, and dont accept them for what they are(a fucking hilarious movie, with some sick action)... your retarded.

Rame · 04-19-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesJones

It came out today and i'm gonna see it tomorrow. LOL@Jason fucking that old white lady from the back hahahahahahahahahahaha. The first Crank was a trip especially that scene when Jason is fucking Amy in front of a asian tourist crowd LOL. This new Crank looks wilder than the first one. I like most of Jason's movies. I'm glad he's keeping action films alive because a lot of action flicks don't get made that often unless they're straight to video. Do ya'll remember Jason in Turn It Up movie with Ja Rule, Pras, Tamala Jones? I don't think people remember him from that movie since most people didn't see it hahahahahahahahahaha.

I think I'll watch it when they release it on dvd.

Statham is a great actor. Got all of his movies on dvd.

I hate how he got shot up in Turn It Up. Normally he's the one that's kicking ass. That movie wasn't very good though, just ok.

I recommend watching the movie London, he's it it too, funny role.

Tage · 04-19-2009, 11:42 AM

^only reason i didnt watch London because it seemed more of a drama, and that role doesnt really suit Statham.

what about that kids film he done? in the name of the king.... lol

Rame · 04-19-2009, 11:45 AM

London is really good. You should watch it.

In The Name Of The King.. directed by Uwe Boll.. which can't mean anything good. I haven't seen it yet although I have it here. Maybe in the next couple of weeks.

Tage · 04-19-2009, 11:50 AM

lmao... i didnt realise it was a Uwe Boll film.. hahahah... why the fuck did Statham agree to do that movie?

fuck, that movie had Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds in it WITH Statham, how did Boll manage to fuck that up...?

Rame · 04-19-2009, 12:05 PM

That's what everyone wonders.

check two · 04-19-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tage

are you fucking kidding me? if you havent seen the crank films, your retarded.

if you dont like them, and dont accept them for what they are(a fucking hilarious movie, with some sick action)... your retarded.

Calm down man, I was joking. lol I made the comment in reference to Charles Jones description of the movie.

Tage · 04-19-2009, 02:43 PM

just finished watching this movie... wtf! lol even more spun out than the first one!

*spoilers*
what was up with the cartoony fight in the electric station.. and the ending LOL.. and the guy from the first one in the tank... and then hes like ghost rider at the end... fuckin class film, i felt like i shouldnt have had a few pipes while watching.

there is going to be a 3rd, to get more into the theory behind it, and the kid "chev chelios" on the talk show... it was always based around a video game... is that the kid controlling him?

oh yeah, crank 3 is going to be in 3D... lol

CharlesJones · 04-20-2009, 04:14 PM

I was gonna see Crank 2 Saturday but i saw it yesterday because i wanted to watch the Celtics and Bulls and Pistons and Cavs. Amy Smart is hot. I wanna fuck her. Crank 2 was wild. Remember all those naked girls running outta that house when Jason was throwing guys outta the windows? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That asian girl kept hitting that big asian dude in his dick with a bike LOL. That asian bitch was crazy. What's up with that dude that had the tattoos all over his face and chest? He looked crazy. That gangster that he was working for made him cut his chest nipples off. That scene was sick. The gangster he was working for, i saw him in Dirty movie with Cuba Gooding Jr as a cop and he was in 187 movie with Samuel Jackson. I didn't recognize him until he took his shades off. I also saw Corey Haim in Crank 2. Ya'll remember Corey Haim who played in The Lost Boys with Kiefer Sutherland and License To Drive with Corey Feldman and Heather Graham? Corey was Amy Smart's boyfriend. His hair is longer so ya'll might not have recognized him. Rama i saw London movie with Jason, Jessica Biel and Joy Bryant. It was kinda boring.

06-08-2006, 04:43 PM	#1
CharlesJones Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 9,032 Rep Power: 28	Direct to video bargain bin brought to u by Charles Jones I'm gonna check this out June 23rd. Rapper The Game and Larenz Tate are also in it. Black director/actor Vondie Curtis Hall directed it. Vondie has played in Die Hard 2, Broken Arrow, Gridlock'd(he directed this also), Turn It Up, Sugar Hill. He's a good actor. Gridlock'd with 2Pac sucked so hopefully he'll redeem himself with Waist Deep. The previews look good. The Game looks like he's cockeyed in the movie LOL.

06-08-2006, 11:59 PM	#2
Aqua Luna Universal Truth Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Lebanon a.k.a Long Beach, Ca. Posts: 864 Rep Power: 0	yea.....I wanna peep this flick maself. It seems kinda intersting, but I'm getting tired of the Black Man always being portrayed as some kind of hustler, confused identity, criminal, or womanizing type of man. I ain't tryna get hypnotized... But, look at Meagan Goode! She was a just lil girl a minute ago and now she just looks like another Hollywood ho... I'm kinda bored of the shit...it's like blaxploitation meets 2006. __________________

04-17-2009, 03:48 PM	#3
CharlesJones Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 9,032 Rep Power: 28	Crank 2 With Jason Statham And Amy Smart It came out today and i'm gonna see it tomorrow. LOL@Jason fucking that old white lady from the back hahahahahahahahahahaha. The first Crank was a trip especially that scene when Jason is fucking Amy in front of a asian tourist crowd LOL. This new Crank looks wilder than the first one. I like most of Jason's movies. I'm glad he's keeping action films alive because a lot of action flicks don't get made that often unless they're straight to video. Do ya'll remember Jason in Turn It Up movie with Ja Rule, Pras, Tamala Jones? I don't think people remember him from that movie since most people didn't see it hahahahahahahahahaha.

04-17-2009, 05:05 PM	#4
check two N.I. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,329 Rep Power: 110	Are these Crank movies about that Jason guy fucking chicks in front of other people? __________________ Elite Status

04-18-2009, 03:36 PM	#6
Tyler Durden You are not your job Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paper Street Soap Company. Age: 29 Posts: 1,453 Rep Power: 0	THe films are shite, but i fucking loved the first one. Its fucking rediculous and the second one is exactly the same as the first but I know I'll end up buying it when its cheap The tag line is hilarious "He died ...but he got better" __________________

04-18-2009, 11:12 AM	#5
Jin10304 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,207 Rep Power: 21	THE MOVIE WAS FUCKING RIDICUOLOUS (in a good way). I suggest getting drunk before watching this movie, its that much better & no he wasnt fucking the grandma, more just rubbing up on her for skin friction due to his low heart battery. Characters come back that you wouldn't think would even survive the 1st, the sex scene w/ Amy is hilarious, WHEELBARROW IS SOME SHIT, theres gonna be a Crank 3 I suppose, the ending got kinda fuzzy. This shit is pure entertainment

04-19-2009, 11:42 AM	#9
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	^only reason i didnt watch London because it seemed more of a drama, and that role doesnt really suit Statham. what about that kids film he done? in the name of the king.... lol __________________

04-19-2009, 11:45 AM	#10
Rame Wu Vatican Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,024 Rep Power: 34	London is really good. You should watch it. In The Name Of The King.. directed by Uwe Boll.. which can't mean anything good. I haven't seen it yet although I have it here. Maybe in the next couple of weeks. __________________

04-19-2009, 11:50 AM	#11
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	lmao... i didnt realise it was a Uwe Boll film.. hahahah... why the fuck did Statham agree to do that movie? fuck, that movie had Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds in it WITH Statham, how did Boll manage to fuck that up...? __________________ Last edited by Tage; 04-19-2009 at 11:53 AM.

04-19-2009, 12:05 PM	#12
Rame Wu Vatican Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,024 Rep Power: 34	That's what everyone wonders. __________________

04-19-2009, 02:43 PM	#14
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	just finished watching this movie... wtf! lol even more spun out than the first one! *spoilers* what was up with the cartoony fight in the electric station.. and the ending LOL.. and the guy from the first one in the tank... and then hes like ghost rider at the end... fuckin class film, i felt like i shouldnt have had a few pipes while watching. there is going to be a 3rd, to get more into the theory behind it, and the kid "chev chelios" on the talk show... it was always based around a video game... is that the kid controlling him? oh yeah, crank 3 is going to be in 3D... lol __________________

04-20-2009, 04:14 PM	#15
CharlesJones Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 9,032 Rep Power: 28	I was gonna see Crank 2 Saturday but i saw it yesterday because i wanted to watch the Celtics and Bulls and Pistons and Cavs. Amy Smart is hot. I wanna fuck her. Crank 2 was wild. Remember all those naked girls running outta that house when Jason was throwing guys outta the windows? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That asian girl kept hitting that big asian dude in his dick with a bike LOL. That asian bitch was crazy. What's up with that dude that had the tattoos all over his face and chest? He looked crazy. That gangster that he was working for made him cut his chest nipples off. That scene was sick. The gangster he was working for, i saw him in Dirty movie with Cuba Gooding Jr as a cop and he was in 187 movie with Samuel Jackson. I didn't recognize him until he took his shades off. I also saw Corey Haim in Crank 2. Ya'll remember Corey Haim who played in The Lost Boys with Kiefer Sutherland and License To Drive with Corey Feldman and Heather Graham? Corey was Amy Smart's boyfriend. His hair is longer so ya'll might not have recognized him. Rama i saw London movie with Jason, Jessica Biel and Joy Bryant. It was kinda boring.

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