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07-05-2005, 07:22 AM
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Deadly Venom
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joke of the day
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price." |
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07-05-2005, 07:24 AM
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Re: joke of the day
ROFLMFAO
Bless, 1
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07-05-2005, 08:05 AM
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Re: joke of the day
ha ha
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07-05-2005, 08:07 AM
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Deadly Venom
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Re: joke of the day
u really didnt get it...
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07-05-2005, 08:35 AM
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Deadly Venom
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Re: joke of the day
A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."
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07-05-2005, 08:49 AM
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Deadly Venom
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Re: joke of the day
i got some saved on the comp
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07-05-2005, 08:51 AM
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Deadly Venom
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Re: joke of the day
i dont know...i just searched befor..and svd some...
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07-05-2005, 09:06 AM
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Re: joke of the day
LOL
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07-05-2005, 09:07 AM
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Re: joke of the day
1st one was very good, but 2nd is very old...
btw, you got them from ebaumsworld. didn't you?
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