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Old 07-05-2005, 07:52 PM   #1
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My question is the title of the thread
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Old 07-06-2005, 01:19 AM   #2
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Old 07-06-2005, 01:31 AM   #3
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:17 AM   #4
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:34 AM   #5
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Yes its simple mein freund... there are many ways to get to the Shaolin temple.

1. Sign a contract with RZA that basically gives him full control of all your masters and royalty rights. Basically a regulatory Wu-Fam "let RZA stuff you up the ass" contract. Simple really. He will announce that your debut album will come out in fall/winter... Finally after 'perfecting' your skills at the temple, its 2026 and your album is released...unfortunatley it bombs because it comes out the same day as The Cure.

2. Adopt a name "inspired" from established beez like erm..say Brooklyn ZU - the way Zu Fam did and your KB status is secured for life.
I'm an up and coming member of the Killa Beez, and my name is, the 'Bastard Ghost Genius Killer Inspectah God who is RZAhhh sharp with his Method as a Chef'.
See how original I am as a fam member?

3. Hang around Shaolin, including the 36 studios (give Fatty a blow job)
and the Wu Nail Salon (offer RZA's sister a cheesburger) hand in your demo tape you're guaranteed to get in. This is known as the Cilver Slave Method.

4. See no evil. Good advice. Don't take things negatively, see the positive in everything. No matter how talentless and shit your music is, there will always be a place in the benevolent Wu Fam treehouse, i.e see CCF Division, Harlem 6, Black Knights (minus Warcloud), The Rodentz (yeah...whateva).

5. Learn how to master the art of chess and earn the respect of RZA, GZA and Masta Killa. A decade later you will make a cameo on Masta Killa's sophomore album.

6. Claim you're the long lost son of U-God - he'll put you on, he's one of the more influential members of the clan with a huge creative input in RZA's activities.
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:03 AM   #6
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funny shit man you made me laugh at the office, that's rare...
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:37 AM   #7
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haha shit was funny as hell, especially number 2 and 3

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Old 07-06-2005, 04:31 AM   #8
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yes.
you have to buy every wu production original and to have the complete collection. then you have to show it to rza and if everything is ok than you will sign you a contract. but you have to have EVERYTHING
peace and much succes
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Old 07-06-2005, 05:28 AM   #9
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:43 AM   #10
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6. Claim you're the long lost son of U-God
hahhaha great shit!
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:02 AM   #11
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lol that some funny shit
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:52 AM   #12
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he'd be better off trying to get under 50's balls. Like the rest of the gee-unit.
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:14 AM   #13
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you gotta be down with the three wu founders

rza,gza and odb

if none of these guys initiated you in,you are not a wutang killa bee
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Yes its simple mein freund... there are many ways to get to the Shaolin temple.

1. Sign a contract with RZA that basically gives him full control of all your masters and royalty rights. Basically a regulatory Wu-Fam "let RZA stuff you up the ass" contract. Simple really. He will announce that your debut album will come out in fall/winter... Finally after 'perfecting' your skills at the temple, its 2026 and your album is released...unfortunatley it bombs because it comes out the same day as The Cure.

2. Adopt a name "inspired" from established beez like erm..say Brooklyn ZU - the way Zu Fam did and your KB status is secured for life.
I'm an up and coming member of the Killa Beez, and my name is, the 'Bastard Ghost Genius Killer Inspectah God who is RZAhhh sharp with his Method as a Chef'.
See how original I am as a fam member?

3. Hang around Shaolin, including the 36 studios (give Fatty a blow job)
and the Wu Nail Salon (offer RZA's sister a cheesburger) hand in your demo tape you're guaranteed to get in. This is known as the Cilver Slave Method.

4. See no evil. Good advice. Don't take things negatively, see the positive in everything. No matter how talentless and shit your music is, there will always be a place in the benevolent Wu Fam treehouse, i.e see CCF Division, Harlem 6, Black Knights (minus Warcloud), The Rodentz (yeah...whateva).

5. Learn how to master the art of chess and earn the respect of RZA, GZA and Masta Killa. A decade later you will make a cameo on Masta Killa's sophomore album.

6. Claim you're the long lost son of U-God - he'll put you on, he's one of the more influential members of the clan with a huge creative input in RZA's activities.
hahahahahHAAAAA....classic!
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