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Join Date: Dec 2004
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all these honky's are down in front of my casino protesting against our new casino. my cousin told these 12 year olds this " u fuckin white faggots we were here first" dude got all pissed and said fuck u back and my cousin jumps out of the truck an onedogged the muthafucka an laid him out. im like " poor some beer on him dog" an he's like im about piss on him. well the guy was never knocked out and he got up alright so my cousin turned to him and kicked him in the nuts. lucky we did have knives. so he gets kicked i sit up out window an binked him the head with a open can of bush ice. anyways, the cops are looking for us. good thing we picked up more beer. they always get mad when i open it in the store. and im not allowed in the store so they always say "hey your not allowed in here" and i just say whatever, and grab beer , throw them money and tell em to donate the change" every time tho, its funny, ive done it so much.
tell a funny story thats happened to u recently. i dont give a fuck about every event of your life so dont post the shit. slim t-no posting morgan-no posting general wise- u better say something funnay.
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Don't Mess With It
Join Date: Jul 2005
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that fucking sucks, good old canadian health care up here is what it's about. it's expensive for the government but damn benefitial.
oh yeah, some guy prank phone called me so i tell him off, he calls again i say you wanna talk shit, come down here i'll beat the shit out of you. so he's all interested in fighting, he calls a few more times and we schedule a time and place. he was all on "no friends no weapons" but fuck it, i was gonna bring a knife (not to use, cause i didn't trust this motherfucker) and was gonna ask 1 or 2 people to come just incase i see the motherfucker with like 5 other people. so an hour before it's supposed to go down he calls and tells me he was busy that night, said he was serious, so we agreed same place same time tommorow. he calls to talk shit whatever, i didn't care. i got to the place half an hour early and waited there for another hour, the kid wasn't from the area so i wanted to give him a chance to find his way. i go home, the next day he calls, i told him i waited for an hour, he says "i bet you didn't", so i tell him don't call my house again and hung up. GAY, all of that shit wasn't worth going through for nothing, and the stupid shit he was saying sounded like it came out of a 12 year olds mouth. i realize now getting into a fight over some retard ass prank phone call isn't the smartest thing, but i wanted to beat the fuck out of someone i guess. Last edited by Koolish; 07-29-2006 at 03:24 PM. |
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The cops on the Reserves up here enjoy beating the holy hell out of Natives. I have this friend whose an e-tard and thinks he's sane but he's really crazy. We'll fight just goofin' around and most of the time it gets a lil outta-hand and somebody usually ends up mad or hurt. He'll be like, nah nah I'm afraid of you, you can beat me up, etc in front of everybody, I guess he's trying to downplay himself in front of. So he hooked me up with some candy, and I blazed him some fat up salad (oil/weed spliffs and a blunt) sessions and I guess I said something and he got angry, so he pushed me and he went to swing but left himself so open it wasn't funny, but it ended with him on the ground rubbing his cheek...what made it even better was his girlfriend and like 30 other people were there so now everyone actually thinks I can beat him up. I'm still cool with him, I don't know how he is but he finna to understand, I don't like to fight but if somebody has a problem and wants to bring it to me like a man, I'm down. Now that I think about it Sicka, it was remanescent of that picture you posted with your layin' the dude out....
Sicka were you rep homie?
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JOKER FAM
Join Date: Dec 2004
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like where do i live? i liv in the most boring place in the universe dog....fuck i woulda shanked that dumb prank call guy
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He thinks that he knows everything thats going on around him. Like we'll be sitting around and I'll look across at somebody else in the room and he'll be like, what the fuck? don't act that didn't mean anything, I know whats going on! I'm from the Greater Toronto Area, Sicka....
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JOKER FAM
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Sounds Like Something Skale Would Say. Im Not From Toronto
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You from the westcoast, I was suspecting British Columbia, Alberta or California...
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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I ordered a pizza cause it was sunday and I had nothing to eat in house. I called up this random pizza place and ordered a Margarita, you know the plain pizza. After 30 minutes, still didn't have my pizza, so I called and asked what the deal is. He should be on his way, they told me. So 50 minutes after I ordered the pizza, still nothing and I called again. Right in the middle of this call, the bell rings. The fucking pizza guy finaly got here. I pay him and go sit in front of the tv to watch the news, I open the pizza box and there was clearly spitten on my pizza. Like one of those flem blots, all slimy and shit. It was gross and I threw away my pizza.
Being super pissed and all, I start to think of how I could get back at this guy... So I ordered 6 of the same pizzas from the same place. After 15 minutes this time, the same guy rings my bell, I open my window and dropped a huge loog on his shoulder and flipped him off. The look on the guys face was all worth the wasted pizza. Quicky typed, grammatically incorect, but fuck it
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hahaha,u should of done a piss on him.golden shower
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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I just got threw throwing eggs at moving cars!!
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^ one of your kind threw an egg at my moms car which i was driving after we came home from Denny's at like 2am, luckily i was rolling with a few of my buddies with their cars, they cut him off, made him stop, and we made some of them get out
it was only fists tho.. i wanna let your faggit ass know punk kids like you are worthless, and i wouldnt hesitate for a second again, to punch your lights in
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What For Throwing Eggs? My Buddy Smashed A Pumkin Over Some Faggits Head An Got Stabbed With A Sword On Halloween Long Time Ago
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