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Old 07-08-2005, 01:54 PM   #61
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LOL that shit was funny indeed.But if ya wanna fuckover people trynna get in internet relations there's only one adress.50 Cent's official forum.
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Lol! Yeah, i've seen that shit too i think!

But i've seen more stuff like that. It's always the guys who fall for that shit. We are some horny motherfuckers
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Guys think too much with what is in their pants (and most don't have much to think with).
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:55 PM   #63
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LOL that shit was funny indeed.But if ya wanna fuckover people trynna get in internet relations there's only one adress.50 Cent's official forum.
50 Cent has a forum? Why?????

I'll have to check out the losers on there and get a good laugh!
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:57 PM   #64
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Guys think too much with what is in their pants (and most don't have much to think with).
Lol, how many guys have you seen naked girl?
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She is 5%, so she doesn't fuck around. Right? ...
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LOL that 50 Cent forum got raided by us Wu corp veterans a while ago.Was funny as hell.
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So we were in microphone with this guy, and had him convinced we were a girl with the very useful Sarah Michelle Gellar Soundboards, and start typing really lazy for realism. He seemed unusually eager to please...so before I showed him his Groovy Person image I wanted to see how far I could push him to obey commands. What follows is an insane look at an insane mind, and will one day be the prime piece of evidence in a congressional hearing to ban all webcams. You HAVE been warned.


sorry_for_living2002: hi

sorry_for_living2002: i don't have a mic
thought

sorry_for_living2002: i have a web cam

sorry_for_living2002: is that kool

sorry_for_living2002: u wanna see?




(Editor's Note: His mouth was open and nearly drooling the entire fucking time his cam was on.)

sorry_for_living2002: i like ur pic

miss_alissa_605: thanks hon

sorry_for_living2002: ur welcome u wanna see anything

miss_alissa_605: yeah

miss_alissa_605: make me a kissy face

sorry_for_living2002: what would u like to see

sorry_for_living2002: my spiecal thing

miss_alissa_605: make a kissy face at me!!!




(Editor's Note: ....)

miss_alissa_605: thanks hon

sorry_for_living2002: ur welcome

sorry_for_living2002: anything else

miss_alissa_605: i wanna see more

miss_alissa_605: you there honey?

sorry_for_living2002: see more of my body?

miss_alissa_605: not yet....

(Editor's Note: AUGH!!!!)

sorry_for_living2002: what would u like to see

miss_alissa_605: play with your nipples for me






(Editor's Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHA)

miss_alissa_605: suck on your finger






miss_alissa_605: wanna hear how horny you'remaking me babe

I proceeded to go onto the mic, and make a fingering noise with my mouth. It ended up being a smart move, as now he was CERTAIN I was a chick, and pretty much was willing to humiliate himself to the ends of the earth.

sorry_for_living2002: yes

miss_alissa_605: listen close.

miss_alissa_605: you like that babe?

sorry_for_living2002: oh yes

sorry_for_living2002: it makes me hard

miss_alissa_605: tell me what you wanna do to me?

sorry_for_living2002: i want to fuck u carzy

miss_alissa_605: what else

miss_alissa_605: go on baby!!!!

sorry_for_living2002: i would hug u kiss u fuck eat u out evrything

sorry_for_living2002: finger u

sorry_for_living2002: sleep with u take a shower and be by u

miss_alissa_605: what else baby! get me wett

sorry_for_living2002: i would fuck u while u ride me and doing it doggee style i would let u sux my cock have my cum to put anywhere

sorry_for_living2002: i would fuck u hard as i can i would put my cock any where uwant me to

sorry_for_living2002: i would fuck u while ur laying down

sorry_for_living2002: u can bounce on my lap

miss_alissa_605: that sounds so so good babe

sorry_for_living2002: i would do 69

miss_alissa_605: im so wett babe

sorry_for_living2002: i'm hard

My roommate then walked in, and laughed his ass off. He then bet me that I couldn't get him to pose like he was holding his hands beneath his chin and smiling. I told him that this bitch ass bet was ON.

miss_alissa_605: i wanna see u do something for me

miss_alissa_605: lace your fingers together like ur cracking ur knuckles, and then put them under your chin, like u were about to fuck me. oh god that would make me feel so good inside

miss_alissa_605: higher!!!





miss_alissa_605: right under your chin

miss_alissa_605: smmile!




(Editor's Note: This was DAMN close. I won $5.)

miss_alissa_605: thanks hon

miss_alissa_605: u know what else i wanna see?

sorry_for_living2002: yea

(Editor's Note: We were trying to think of the funniest thing ever...and eventually decided that him putting peanut butter on his nipples would be damn funny. Little did we know he was about to top us.)

miss_alissa_605: u got any peanut butter around? i LOVE sucking peanut butter off of a guys nipples!!! can u put some on for me?

miss_alissa_605: do it for me plz, babe

(Editor's Note: He goes off camera to look, nearly giving us a look at his penis. Everyone in the room screamed like we were on a roller coaster. Thankfully, no one died.)

sorry_for_living2002: i don't have any i'm sorry wish i do

miss_alissa_605: what do you have?

miss_alissa_605: no, i mean to put on your nipples?

sorry_for_living2002: i don't know what do u like

miss_alissa_605: anything

sorry_for_living2002: let me check

sorry_for_living2002: i got syrup

(Editor's Note: SCORE!!!)

miss_alissa_605: pour it on your sexy chest babe




miss_alissa_605: a little more



Editor's Note: I am now a comedy god.)

miss_alissa_605: mmm

miss_alissa_605: you know what i want next babe?

sorry_for_living2002: what?

My roommate THEN bet me that I couldn't get him to put it all over his face. Let's rock, bitch.

miss_alissa_605: i would wanna suck that syrup off of your lips, and face...god that would be so sexy

miss_alissa_605: put a little on there for me

sorry_for_living2002: lips?




(Editor's Note: He proceeds to chug it, "Super Troopers" style.)

miss_alissa_605: yeah, and face babe

miss_alissa_605: some on your cheeks too hon




miss_alissa_605: oh yeah

miss_alissa_605: babe i am SOO wet right now it isnt even funny

sorry_for_living2002: yes oh yes

miss_alissa_605: would you make a sign for me, honey?



(Editor's Note: I totally didn't ask him to do this. I guess this was a freebie.)

sorry_for_living2002: what kind of sign

miss_alissa_605: i want you to write on a sign "owned by the captain"

sorry_for_living2002: i like this one

miss_alissa_605: mmmm

miss_alissa_605: do it for me

miss_alissa_605: write it on paper for me baby

He fucks it up

miss_alissa_605: and show it to me

miss_alissa_605: i cant wait baby

He fucks it up again

sorry_for_living2002: ok

sorry_for_living2002: ready

miss_alissa_605: no, i want ur face in it hon!

miss_alissa_605: i can't read that (

He fucks it up again

miss_alissa_605: can u print it out in big letters 4 me honey?

He fucks it up again

(Editor's Note: Now, I have NO CLUE where this came from...he starts...CHEERING FOR ME!!!! HE EVEN WROTE IT DOWN ON PAPER!!! What in the HELL was he talking about!?)

sorry_for_living2002: give me a A

sorry_for_living2002: a give me a l L

sorry_for_living2002: give me a i I

sorry_for_living2002: give me a s S

sorry_for_living2002: give me a s S

sorry_for_living2002: give me a a A





miss_alissa_605: ok one more thing

miss_alissa_605: write in big thick letters on a sign "Owned by the captain" and hold it up next to your face, licking ur sexy lips!!! and make the letters big and dark so I can see.

He fucks it up

sorry_for_living2002: ok

miss_alissa_605: move the paper close

He fucks it up again

miss_alissa_605: can you write it a little bigger for me honey?

miss_alissa_605: i can hardly see that

He fucks it up again

miss_alissa_605: fold it in half up to the letters

He fucks it up again

miss_alissa_605: and the make the top half your face

He fucks it up again

miss_alissa_605: i mean fold it the other way so I can see the whole sentence

He GETS IT!!!




(Editor's Note: YES!!! YES YES!!!!! YES!!!!!)

miss_alissa_605: hey babe

miss_alissa_605: come here

miss_alissa_605: i got something to show you

sorry_for_living2002: ok

miss_alissa_605: http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/groovy15.php

miss_alissa_605: Click that, and look at the top picture.

miss_alissa_605: I have some bad news. I'm not really a girl. We're three guys sitting here laughing at you. I run a comedy website making fun of internet perverts, and I'm putting you on it. Also, I'm putting pictures of all the shit you just did.

sorry_for_living2002: hey thats funny though

miss_alissa_605: yeah!



miss_alissa_605: you fucking loser, dude, you're funny shit

miss_alissa_605: listening to us?

sorry_for_living2002: wass up

We proceeded to talk shit and berate him on the microphone for like ten fucking minutes. His mind just couldn't....comprehend the fact that we aren't girls. Eventually, we ended up with this.

sorry_for_living2002: this is so so funny

sorry_for_living2002: yea but she doesn't know how to us the computer

sorry_for_living2002: yea i know i'm a loser i'm a fucking srupid ass

sorry_for_living2002: ok don't believe ur a girl

sorry_for_living2002: adn i wasn't wacking it

We continue to berate him...

sorry_for_living2002: i know i wasn't wacking it

sorry_for_living2002: yea but u don't know me bitch so shut the fuck up


sorry_for_living2002: fuck u

sorry_for_living2002: fcuck u

sorry_for_living2002: yea u are gay i don't need help bitch

sorry_for_living2002: well i hate u bitch i hope u die

sorry_for_living2002: i don't know

We continue to berate him...

sorry_for_living2002: i don't know how to use the internet

sorry_for_living2002: fuck u i know how to fight i'm not going to walk away

We continue to berate him...

sorry_for_living2002: yea i'm gonna kill myself

sorry_for_living2002: you liked it

sorry_for_living2002: what

We continue to berate him...

sorry_for_living2002: well i hate u

sorry_for_living2002: i what to see u how carp
i am

sorry_for_living2002: well i'm gonna go bye






And...I am completely speechless. I have lost all faith in humanity. I wonder if syrup stains.
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:05 PM   #69
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She is 5%, so she doesn't fuck around. Right? ...
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:06 PM   #70
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA oh fucking god hahahah 0wned!!!
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LMFAO LMFAO hahahahahahahahahaha
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WHAHAHAHA, ROFLMMFAO. U really 0wned that dork!

Didn't know people could be thát stupid!

Although it's sad actually, we shouldn't laugh...









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Yeah indeed. People that dwell on thecorpse for too long can't act normal on any forum no more. Really. I discovered that shit myself. Strange forums like thecorpse give you a whole new view on internet and on forums. It's strange. You also see that with Skale, Jasper, Wooz and many others.
i act the same on a forum as i do in real life, being real what a concept
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Old 07-08-2005, 04:56 PM   #74
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Well. I act the same too. But I mean, it's kinda weird to moderate a forum like wutangcorp after spending a few months on thecorpse yousee. I allow all that weird and funny shit. I used to delete more shit.
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