SHIT ON A SLUT THREAD!!! ... Drop a hot pile!!..

[beautifulrock]

She will call your attention with her beautiful eyes
she will drive you insane will her lustrous thighs
but when she lifts up her arms she will always draw flies
she smells like a fish but she's always a woman to me.

oh and she plays with herself
she uses hot dogs and brooms
to tickle the top of her womb
oh when i pull the broom out
my old rubbers float out
they've been there since last June

she frequently stands when shes taking a pee
she splashes the seat and then blames it on me
but she wont wear a rag til it drips to her knee
she shaves twice a day but shes always a woman to me

the most she will do is give semis to you but she always gives boners to me.

[bloodyhookz]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

She will call your attention with her beautiful eyes
she will drive you insane will her lustrous thighs
but when she lifts up her arms she will always draw flies
she smells like a fish but she's always a woman to me.

oh and she plays with herself
she uses hot dogs and brooms
to tickle the top of her womb
oh when i pull the broom out
my old rubbers float out
they've been there since last June

she frequently stands when shes taking a pee
she splashes the seat and then blames it on me
but she wont wear a rag til it drips to her knee
she shaves twice a day but shes always a woman to me

the most she will do is give semis to you but she always gives boners to me.

that was a fuckin' funny ass rhyme bro

[Dr Sleepwalker]

AAiitte .. Ima call this shit 'The 4th Floor Whore' a lil somethin..

Elevator groupie,.. she's a slut and I love it../
Smiles sex, and I want it,.. she's cunt and my puppet/
Rolls a blunt from her budget.. sparks it and smokes it naked../
Holds it and strokes me sacred, she knows me, she knows I'll break it../

pea2e

[Eversick666]

now this iz a story all bout how,this slut got flipped
turned upside down,id like to take a shit so juss sit right there,,,
and ill show u how a dumb bitch gets served right here!!

She was from tha west east coast,born an raised,
gettin cumm filled is how she spent most of her dayz,
chillin out,maxin,double action,power toolz,,,
asshole gettin all beat up outside of the school...

there was a couple of guys there were up to no good
started gang bangin scumsuckerz in her neighborhood,
she almost got in 1 lil Snuff flick and her momz got scared,,,
said ""ure movin with ure trash whore aunt"",she thought.,,mmm more cocks in bel air``

so i whistled for the cunt an when she came near,
my boy smashed her in tha ass with a pair of steel dice from his mirror
if anything ,,,id say that this tear was rare,but i thought fuck..forget it
Yo homez to bel air!!!

we pulled up to her nasty aunts house around 7 er 8,
threw rocks at her twat as she left the car to pass through tha gate
she gave sum king dome sunny dunn but we were finally there,
dropped a steamin hot pile on both of em juss 2 be fair

[ArcherPriest]

hahahhaaa... damn man, straight out the archives, i forgot about this shit... let'me work up a greazy micky d's steamer right quick...

gap tooth..
no tellin how many dicks her trap chewed
snatch's brute, shits been ravaged, abused
by mad dudes, who left it damaged 'n cruised
for bags of fastfood, she's had with mad ease
on her scratched knees, demanding man's seeds
with her mouth flung open like baby birds
think she finally choked on her eighty third
but she killed more semen than sunken gunships
sucked her lunch in, off some drunk's dick
she flies above shit, gliding on cunt lips
bussin frontflips, daaamn, get krunk bitch!
thats some tough shit, i aint even playin
copped sum brain 'n gave her change for the payment
a few chips, im on some hebrew shit
go buy ya ratty ass seeds new kicks
dont give me reasons i should beat you bitch

[just_leroy]

You got that hook yet for this

[ArcherPriest]

for that last verse?

[Eversick666]

she flies above shit, gliding on cunt lips
bussin frontflips, daaamn, get krunk bitch!!!


^^^^^^^^fuckin hilarious man