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Old 07-11-2005, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default Nut Cracker - Post your experience

Well, I thought i'd come up with one of them sexual threads aswell since lots of people are doin' it. And I had the perfect one, about nut injuries.....yeah you guys know what i'm talkin' about and I'm sure y'all cracked your nuts once in y'r life.

Post some stories...I made this thread cause I had an accident just yesterday morning.

I got up out of my bed,washed up and shit, and put my clothes on.
And now what happened was,...my belt was still attached to my pants and it has a pretty big buckle, so I pulled up my pants, and BAM......the buckle just slamed against my nuts so hard I wasn't able to stand for like 20 minutes....I pulled my pants up, BAM,fell down on the floor grabbin' my nuts and my girl looks at me and said "Wtf??" So i told her and...she just laughed man, I was laying down on the ground, and she laughed her ass of, shit that hurt as hell man....the pain I could feel it in my throath aswell.....

Fuck....
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:36 AM   #2
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It's alright, we lose our testes once in a while, happends often to grown men
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:52 AM   #3
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Lmao that musta hurt..
like a year ago, i was with a friend and we were driving to his girls house, and he drove up one of those bumps on the road, yanno one of those small concrete ramp things to slow the car down, then my nads jumped and switched position, no shit, it hurt like fuck and i couldn't move my legs at all. I told my friend next to me who was driving what had happened so he called an ambulance.
i fainted on the way to the hospital, and when i woke up they explained to me what had happened and told me that it was very common, i'm alright now
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:57 AM   #4
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i was about 11 ...i was playing creat basketball( hey we was poor) and when we got done we sat on the curb resting....and the old lady that lived on the corner house on the ally...came out and started shit couse we hit here wall some times with the ball...so i was stting thier and all of a suden she come neer me and talks shit.. i didnt say nothey i was just smilling and then she just kicks me......damn..

i coulndt move...the pain was beyond my stomic..it was in my neck son.............of course my mom called the cops and she got in trouble.
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:01 PM   #5
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damn yo, where was this? (don't you live in baltimore?) anyway me personally i used to play Baseball and once I got hit down there and I collapsed from the pain and they had to take me to the hospital, and all I remember after that is bein in there for a couple of days and bein released......
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:02 PM   #6
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i was about 11 ...i was playing creat basketball( hey we was poor) and when we got done we sat on the curb resting....and the old lady that lived on the corner house on the ally...came out and started shit couse we hit here wall some times with the ball...so i was stting thier and all of a suden she come neer me and talks shit.. i didnt say nothey i was just smilling and then she just kicks me......damn..

i coulndt move...the pain was beyond my stomic..it was in my neck son.............of course my mom called the cops and she got in trouble.
wtf ?! that old bitch kicked you in the balls ??? I had killed her !

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Old 07-11-2005, 12:03 PM   #7
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yea i live im b-more...it was in highlendtown..on e. lombare st..neer paterson park......

i moved away a good 8 years to the county
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wtf ?! that old bitch kicked you in the balls ??? I had killed her !

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i know ...but i couldnt...so every day we would just throw the ball at her wall
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:07 PM   #9
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My homeboy Ricky was once in the back of a cab with this Puerto Rican chick (this is why he no longer goes out with Puerto Rican chicks)...so they got a little touchy-feely in the back seat, and he puts his hand on her thigh...now, she says, "I've been taking self-defense classes." Ricky thinks this line of convo is a little weird, but he indulges her. "Yeah?" Ricky asks. "We learned this," she says, right before she grabs, pulls, and twists his nuts...dude fell out of the cab onto a sidewalk...when he told me this, I laughed so hard that MY nuts hurt...
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Damn I hate when I cross my legs and you squeeze em. Hurts like shit anyone else done this?
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:12 PM   #11
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dont u hate when u swipe em by mistake..just placing ur hands on ur lap...and u hit em barly...and the shit still huts....i hate that....its just being clumsy haha
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Sometime my belt pinches my nuts somehow but does hurt like getting nailed there.
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:18 PM   #13
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ahh ..lol i hate that...hurts like hell...when i take a piss i just throw my shit over my pants..lol

and this one time i got pinched on the sack ...and i screamd... ..that shit hurt....
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