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a man won 1 million dollars for eating raw koala paw ligaments
they are paying people today to lick the pus from ruptured bunny gums this rhino i have says that leather waffles are illegal in his country etc...
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Location: Latvia, United Streets of Adazhi (near Riga))
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two crows were flying... one was red and the other one was on the left. then they saw a bear sitting in the tree, sewing his new motorbike, so crows asked him what time it is and bear looked in his compass and said that it's thursday....
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![]() I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean.. "G-Unit's full of bitches Banks is a bitch Young Buck is a Bitch Tony Yayo is a bitch Fifty is a bitch Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead. |
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two submarines were at the cinema. they were watching a movie. at one moment a tank enter the cinema.
one submarine says to the other: "a tank. .......................THATS BULLSHIT" |
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my feet are screaming so i punched the orange one in the eye and spoon fed my bunny some vomit chunks from elmos nipples who grinded up pony bones bones to be become invisble and make his butt line go this way _________
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Kung Fu Alter Ego
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DUUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH *Fart*
Wu sucks. |
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Hanovallah
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: London
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go to sleep
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Yes Yes Yall
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my bed is made of living flesh
i poke holes in it in the morning and it screams and moans for farina it lives off of waffles that have bones and twinkies with blood in the middle
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Warcloud Is Better Then Holocaust
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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go west to east twice....what do u get it? my pee pee
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Found My Purpose
Join Date: May 2004
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do you know why Santa Clause & Michael Jackson are the same?
because they all leave you and little brother'sroom with empty sacks.......
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ISRAELITE
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: in Christ
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i smell a classic thread brewin here. this is gonna be fun to read!
cats smell like horse lips and pee anti matter. my cock is as big as the economic deficit. eating cheese on sunday may cause you to not have any on monday.
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The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20) |
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owen wilson got a prostitute back to his hotel room and licked her ass for 2 hours
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still standin tall |
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i love Goerge W. Bush!
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The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. (Romans 1:18-20) |
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