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Old 08-21-2014, 07:46 PM   #1
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A 52-year-old man—known in Croatia as the “Penis Collector”—has been arrested by police in Slovanski Brod after they entered the man’s apartment and discovered jars and jars filled with human penises soaking in formaldehyde.

The unnamed organ collector worked as a registered nurse at a city hospital and apparently removed members from various dead bodies. He is being charged with disturbing the deceased.

A hospital rep made a statement to Queerty, saying, “On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital.”

According to InSerbia, the suspect is a family man with no previous criminal record. If proven guilty, he faces a maximum sentence of two years in jail.


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I saw Dirty Grandpa and it's funny. Robert was masturbating to a porno when Zac walked in on him at his house hahahahahahahahahaha. In another scene when Robert and Zac slept together, Robert put a dick next to Zac's ear hahahahahahahahahahaha. Danny Glover was also in this as Robert's friend and he was living in a nursing home in a wheelchair. He was horny too because he showed Robert a cartoon picture of a white guy fucking a white woman in the butt hahahahahahahahahaha. Danny wanted to do that to a woman and that's why he showed Robert the picture LOL. Aubrey Plaza made me laugh wanting to have sex with Robert and he wanted to have sex with her too LOL.


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Old 08-21-2014, 10:45 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2014, 05:18 AM   #3
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Old 08-22-2014, 10:08 AM   #4
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how about the guy who was just jailed for fucking dead bodies...Over 100 of them...1 chick was almost decapitated and he had his way.....the guy was a Mortician....

He was caught by police due to them finding semen in a dead body when they were doing a criminal investigation during the autopsy...they found his shit and thought he was the guy who killed the girl before rape....in fact the guy raped when she was all ready dead...
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If he would have had vaginas in jars insteads of penises he would serve ten years instead of two and his face would be plastered everywhere, a national outcry.
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