HA An Ex-Friend was caught masterbating!!!

[Unforgiven]

HEY! No advertising outside forums on the Corp! I'll still peep it....

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Originally Posted by Alex7113

haha this is nearly a year old thread, he still livin like that?

Yes he hasn't changed a bit, same spot, same job and same lousy porns he buys at outrageous Liquor Store prices

[mashqauck]

damn, I want to be like that

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Yo mash how do we make a clan on xbox halo2?

[mashqauck]

I don'ts know

go to clan creation

[JASPER]

Originally Posted by Wu Masta Killer

haw haw
q: am i funny or what?
a: no

this is pretty much the only forum i go on

Let me get this straight, you saw someone on another forum post the exact same thing I typed and now you're saying this is the only forum you visit. What the shit are you talking about son?

[MASTER PAI MEI]

HahahA

[37thParallel]

Just added this to the OTHER caught while beating your shit thread....
Last year I was in Qatar doing a stint & word to God...I went to a meeting, dipped out early because shit was wack arnold's and unfortunately I had to succomb to sharing a room with a dirtbag nigga. My boy was with me & we heard some scufflling and subtle sounds of frustration. So I was like yo wtf is going on in my spot b!!? If you niggaz don't know wtf gov't quarters look like...it's like a fucking jail cell size room, except niggaz ain't got bunk beds, shit was seperated. So I unlock the door all sneaky like a ninja and shit...and on 3 I open that bitch up. Me and my boy were like Ewwww duke WTF you doing son!??! Kid was churning butter and shit...mashing potatoes, making gravy and all that. We busted out laughing & shit in the hallway (imagine making the beating off motion and holding ya head cause the shit was so fucking funny)...cat was so embarrased...haha...this nigga had headphones on, so he couldn't even hear the noise he was making before we bumrushed the door. Yo, on the real...I was like NIGGA!!! Hit the showers and do that shit son...nigga wtf!? How you gonna be choking the chicken & smacking the donkey around my way? My boy was like hurry up and finish so we can play Halo son...I looked at the nigga dead in the eye and said aiyo son...don't encourage this bummy bastard to be beating his shit all over the room b. That nigga shut his shit down & bounced from the room. My nigga and I copped his DVD from the player and burnt that shit...why waste that shit??

**Before all this shit happened though**
The US gov't paid the Hilton downtown Qatar to clean all our bedding/clothes whatever the fuck we wanted cleaned...this niggas bed was just nasty folks. His pillow was black as night...so I was already dealing with a crusty nigga (personal hygiene is a MUST man)...real talk son, Mobley....I KNOW you like wu-tang, so if you ever on this site & see this thread...as us Jamaicans say:
YUH A WAN DUTTY, CRUSTY OL' NEGGA....


True Story.
-37th-

[Longbongcilvaringz]

hhahhahaha

[MASTER PAI MEI]

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