The official kill the guy above you thread

[ElusiveFugitive]

hey yo tickets are sold out for the next throwdown
between a top contender & the featherweight from motown
baby jugs the pretender got levitated & mowed down
all before the bell had sounded for the end of the 1st round
laid him to waste like hannibal, with fly-ass grammatical
his lame styles an embarassment, and this cannibals fannatical,
you know how we get down, serving halfway crooks
people gather from miles around, when they hear how my beef cooks
'cos hes shook to the utmost, the crowd to weak to look
so I hung his body for all to see, on the end of a meat hook

next weapon: taiaha

[Khem The Decepticon]

Imma set ya house a blaze light up a fiya,
Lock all the doors nd even slash ya tiyas,
When you come out imma bash you wit tha taiaha,
Youve been talk shit now you try lyin,
Beggin for your life even cryin,
I shrug of your pleas with no remorse,
Call me Darth Vader ill kill you with the force,
Imma kill you they rule it a homma-,
cide your tags read off blunt force trauma.

NW: Viper

[ElusiveFugitive]

I'ma kill you in 4 bars 'cos I'm the fucken type-a
lyrical sniper, make fake bitches shit in they diapers
swarmed by vipers, gone hyper no escape as they strike-ya
took your life like pied piper - spit on ya corpse just to spite ya!

next weapon: naginata

[100pr00f]

pr00f catch a fugitve o he is so elusive quick
spin kick i bruised his ribs
abuse his bitch
she tring to swing a naginata
grapple spin throw in side-a ya
blood forms on the blade and drains down the pole resting
on the ground next to ya soul brains blow in sections
this is the last time proof kills a bitch with a bitch weapon


next weapon: scythe

[seywhat]

Sorry pr00f but you have just entered the infinite night
In this temple I reap, beneath a black sheet, with a scythe
To my delight, you hug the walls, wanting some type of insight
Your heart starts to excite, no perception of vision or height
You try with all of your might, but just get caught with tha swipe
Your body left standin upright, a slight push and it falls into your burial site

Next Weapon: Steel Hammer

[BornPower]

buried at night, u barely in the air with a mic
spit what's left as I type cuz you can't carry my rights
stare at the lights, hypnotized by a different design
what I write is quoted more than Mike in his prime
get it right when you rhyme, terrorize WHAT u SEY in my lines....

[Jugganaut]

This clown didn't get the job done, so Jugga had to step in
He didn't use a steel hammer or name the next weapon
So I crept in, grabbed the hammer and started bashing
Didn't matter which one was Seywhat, I didn't bother asking
Thrashed him, then made my way towards the skeleton
Pounded him with the hammer, grabbed a spike a nailed it in
You failed my friend, and had to face the repercussion
'Cause Jugga be disgusting, I got the Reaper cussing


next weapon: buddah palm

[Divine King]

I wrap my buddha palm around yer fragile neck Twist it and snap it back just outta disrespect Your a fucking wreck, On the wrong path Of life with too much strife that you cant trek next: moldy orange

[Jugganaut]

This homeless guy said he was once a Divine King
Before he got addicted to the crack and wine thing
Offered to do my yard work for just plate of food
Thought I wasn't looking, then he broke a major rule
"Thou shall not steal", now I gotta slay the fool
He had no clue that I knew what was going on
Asked him to have a drink, before he mowed the lawn
Used a moldy orange, been in the fridge since '99
Made into orange juice and served it up to Divine
With one sip, he died I'm just violent by design


next weapon: Thea (yes the one that kills wu songs)

[shystar36]

don't underestimate the shy one
the quiet man in the corner always the fly one
my father told me
you don't have to stash the knife or the gun
to be a leader
i turn your brain to mush, when i push
with the voice of Thea
the ringing sends tingling down your spine
quadrapolegic
you can't move, you can't think
taking shits in your fucking wheelchair

next: pillow

[prof zooruka]

zooruka quotable.


2000 b.c you walk with the messiah/
zooruka leave you speechless like old man zachariah.

peace

[triPAUD]

To enact effectual retribution
textual execution is my professional solution.
Before you try to move him,
the body's free of contusions.
So any bruises that result,
it aint my fault.
no injuries added to the insult.
As for the method,
I'll use one i've tested
so the risks are lessened.
I over look him when he's restin
Then I press on that pillow
till his chest starts to billow.
killed slow from head to still toes
onto the next mark to make these bills flow

nw: lawnmower

[Hi Rez]

creepin up on ya lawn 12 at night
i dont drive and shoot
doors get knocked over
in garage for the lawnmower
then upstairs gotta pick up the pace
u in ya crib catchin z's till i trim ya face
Motherfuckers

Next Weapon : Sword

[Hi Rez]

that dude sleepin
neva got chance to scream for help
i said sword u aint respond so kill myself
sepokku
movin it from the sheath like samurais do
edge sharper than a thousand megapixels
slice right through
ya neck, ya head, ya chest
Fuck the vest i slice teflon
The young Conan sword on
i'm armed
Boy respect the sword i am ruthless
hurlin ya body like a Lamborghini ridin roofless

Kill Myself??? youse Crazy

Next Weapon : V6 Rocket

[triPAUD]

im magnificent,lack discipline
i'm on some different shit
my mind, black like licorice
denied the sickest shit.
tube tv with bunny ears
hi rez, got me clear?
im impaired with a beard,
but stay sharp like a shear.
im that buzzin you hear.
i go to def-con 1 when threats get near
how dare you step in my lair?
too blind to see what this leads to
I feed you with v-2s,
until you're see-through
vaporized.
all thats left is your essence
i can't see you,
but i feel your presence.

nw: cd