The official kill the guy above you thread

[makru]

Ayo, ayo! The Wu Disciple
Swinging words like a psycho
Engaged in battle with 5Kut Skeleton
Nuthin but a simpleton
Everybody chants "kill him fam" but I'd rather
Burn him with the bagel

weapon: rubik's cube

[BornPower]

in today's issue of "True Black News",
two black youths are killed over what was later identified as a Rubik's Cube
tempted to fueds over new-jack tunes,
neither of the two was found wearing any shoes....

weapon : rotten apple

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

shoes blues views clues give e'm cues pool stick views
get ruled out cha narrow P-O-V with no HellAMV on the TP/
trying to catch a zeta beam TP from headquarters is how I boarder
fortify more guises at the criminal intent when I remain bent of henny/
pop ya brain off it's axis, think u can rotate backwards
after I shatter ya skull like a "rotten apple", now it's to drink through a bottle of snapple/

weapon: biological weapon creating a zombie Apocalypse

[tha god concept]

top secret so dont ask.....rockin a millitary gas mask
u try to bomb me spittin calmly but i dashed from the blast
ur rhyme crashed as i laughed fast like area 51 alien crafts
i spit like cannisters of gas leakin poison at ya ass
you never saw me....now slowly u turn into a zombie
askin for brains like a freshman at a frat party


8 ball

[jahnyjigler]

everything is fringe science concious i bring MJG to the club
club 40-40 the last ball sits snooker on the table
my situation kind of tight bout to lose
everything im able
eight ball my confratation 8ball we playin even for my playstation
8ball and MJG my opposition what do
i do
i hit the 8ball at 8ball bolls slid out the club now im in eight ball

nw: teaspoon

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

give e'm a teaspoon of spermicide watch e'm die why lie
when you can lay in a coffin thinking you just got some when you got nothing
but muffin stuff ducking sauces at the cost of the owners/

nw: meat cleaver

[MosHigh]

eager overachievers find my design and become a believer
i street fight like Sonny Chiba chop ya onion with a meat cleaver

nw: toenail clipper

[ArcherPriest]

leave you pluckin harp strings with shark teeth
over clouds of my sparked leaf, dark speech
worldwide war, starvin for part three
like cards ima charge peeps, start beef
run right up to ya car 'n bark heat
mufucka ya lines trash.....
use the net as a weapon like cyrax
darts, rippin apart your entire staff
frail niggas, dyin fast, in hell's rivers
seen em desperately grasp at expelled innards
when my lines came together like nail clippers

nw shoelace

[Eversick666]

Blowin more treez than the breeze when i spit cuttthroat to tha ghostz
cuz my dialects like pirate sex grimey an gross,east to west coast,we explode
an fuckin slash through ya throat,sacrifice goats......fuck that id rather force fuck ure wify with a bottle of MO,,splashed a 5TH of rum all over her tits, an sampled tha clit,Rambo caught first blood,then gave her a krample an split,I couldent help but laughed at the site of this broken down bitches face,told her tie my kickz then strangled the breath out the neck,with my PoLO shoelace<

[Eversick666]

next weapon shalaylee

[praise the almitey W]

i can't defend the irish
so poke this nigga through his iris
and he can't see the moon now
my shalaylee goes with me through the boom town
when i'm hunting him down like my meal
except he on wheels when i broke his legs
and gave him a start and he went way ahead
but as soon as i found him i tied him
upside down like an inverted cross
and bashed his head in playing pinata with all my fucking friends
and the candy is his brain stomach and all his other organs.



next weapon a bible

[BornPower]

fuel jets in hangers by giving away priceless bangers
moved from a beautiful view to a rifle's ranges,
choke buffoons and lying gangsters with a bible's pages

next weapon- wristwatch

[just_leroy]

I know the time its flurry with lesser skill
talk flippin bricks when the only thing they flippin is cartwheels
so i must make examples born that i feel
niggas only like to battle when the scars aint real
if you was related to pac, big, big l, or proof how would you feel
i take off the m.i. 6 breitling throw it on top of koch's roof
hope they feel when they remeet to rendevouz
i got the tag hauer too sheepish lord of flukes this ones for your record execs and you.

Next word: Acid

[praise the almitey W]

hi im johnny cage heard you wanna fight me
mortal kombat kickin like a wombat
ninja turtle in these sewers
gave a shadow kick
and an uppercut into
the sewer water turns out it was acid.
a babality animality? no it was a
FATALITY

next weapon red bull

[just_leroy]

Im like judge dred niggas is stupid you cant judge dred
especially when i use my specialty causin mad fatilitys
more then dakcow concentration camp you know me
"follow the craft knowledge to math"
pop the tab swallow a whole bottle of red bull
wings expand i soar like micheal the 4th angel
scorchin any and everything in my path who wanna sign me
casualties included praise the almitey w and every muthafuck in front of me
now you (praise the almitey w) in purgatory with the judas and satan like you gotta b kidding me
next word: Charlies angels