The official kill the guy above you thread

[Shen Mao Chao]

the guy above must be in the wrong thread//
'kill the the guy above' is somethin' he mustn't have read//
can't use a spoon... or rap... spit nonscence instead//
I didn't learn this... from birth the steez lay dormant in my head
pr00f, don't front... you gotta respect the 4 bar style//
this hatin's gettin' out of control... becomin' wild//
I leave shark biters in a pile... won't hear them again in a while//
you think im a dummy... but a daggers concealed in this smile
from Pacific to Atlantic... my rhyme travellin's frantic//
unanimous decicion... I win... whitewash like canvas
im a turning point in rap... like im the year ninety three//
your numbers Dennis Rodman... two places behind me
I did name a weapon last time... kill with a Nelly CD//
volume at 10... play 'Tilt Ya Head Back' till your earrrs bleed
like a Lycan... I bug out in the full moon//
crack your skull and eat your brains out with a spoon
have you mixin' with the gases... floatin' higher than 10 NASA's//
im on point like a beez ass is... couldn't see me with 6-inch gasses//
stick your thumb out... I wave fron the whip as it passes//
I stay educatin' the masses... coz they thicker than molasses
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Next Weapon: a Credit Card

[100pr00f]

to easy.. ur flow is wack in skill no tactics to come back to attak ur grill//
platapuse ya lips are the size of my caps bill jocker u got the end of a bad deal//
u lack matas with weak punches ..lines crunch like numbers of the goveners lunches//
i gave u a order to kill me wita spoon but ugot rodmens blue panties in bunches lips still looking like a baboon//
got ur ass all red haning out and shit///
u know y couse i wiped u so bad when u flashed ur weak ass u had to split//
i spit like money u spit cum//
fag look were u say shit acting like forrest are u that damn dumb//
u spray ink on pappers ..yea ur headed far//
a chaser ima take ya in to be headed wit a sharp credit card..
u crashed ur carrer on a fourm retard head danging apart at both ends u ended hard//

n/w..................a rubber ballon filled with ice cream

[AcidPhosphate69]

Ice cream splatterah, rubber baloon batterah as a matterah fact
i had to be smoking that crack, to fit ice cream in this expandable sack
cocaine baloon tied in my gut, but this ice cream gonna make you bust a nut
suprise ambush from around a bush, gotcha whole outfit covered in mush
now your whole attitude ain't that fly, so depressed you about to cry
that's when i bust another one into your eye, with so more force you about to die
leave your corpse lookin like a pig sty, don't ever step to the muthafuckin' RIE
R-I-E, that's me...and if you wanna be dead in the street covered in sweets
go for it, i ain't gonna repeat, just beat ya ass with grasshopper
flavored shit cuz i'm a picky shopper, show stopper, baloon popper
that's right bitch, i get it on proper

use a tattoo gun

[O3EY]

Fuck the ice cream man often filled my shit up with fake vanilla , iced out chain's as dark as the hairs on the ass of godzilla. The ice man is dressed up wack w/ G-Unit style, pimp my ice cart as he walks cirlcles as wide as one square mile. Smiles as he hands you a rubber balloon watch it land on the roof, 36 deadly venomous flavors killed ya lyrically like 100pr00f.

next weapon - Chess pieces

fuck, somebody posted right when I finished this verse. Fuck it though..

[100pr00f]

haha too bad... that happens to me too lol

n/w use a tattoo gun..............................thats a cool idea

[AcidPhosphate69]

who ever does the tattoo gun, use chess peices afterwards cuz i sorta like that idea

[Shen Mao Chao]

I'm everywhere and nowhere... a shadow at night//
food for thought an aquired taste... you bite it dont taste right
leave a bad after-taste in your mouth like a 100pr00f shot//
he got phat flow like like Cartman arteries... I give up props
our styles killer see... cross dope swordsman, show chivalry/
back and forth dartz hit your pressure points, so fluidly
back to the future... this the Gasol post... gasers get toast//
Im'a diamond sutra thief... get to the heist before Ghost
you wanna be Top Cat... your a copy cat tryin'a act cool//
frontin like you ever watched kung-fu before hearin Wu
your a dick rider... spider sense tingles... causin' alarm//
come to my parlour to get whole clan tattooed on your arm
my gun slipped... you got sticked... ink poison your veins black//
now Im the Czar... I pray Allah... never brings your reign back
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Next Weapon: Chess Pieces

[ThePharaohNosferatu]

Some good stuff going on in here ya keep it going. Peep the links below my banner!

[100pr00f]

lol at this bitch thinking he knows me and shit who r u///
i been watching fu flicks befor i knew wu before 1992//
up in the bed room watching the shawbrothers and it was the venoms too//
think befor u act thinking u are a time teller speaking opinions when i spit fact//
non fiction peace of shit story spitting 25 minutes its writting ur gonna get jacked//
hacked and packed in my book as another kill for my next theses//
talking bout how u goona kill my wit a qween u all pawned out how u gonna beat this...
beat u 2 times wit one move ..taking out ur king to ur chest pushing threw wit these chest pieces//

n/w silly string

[WARPATH]

Kicked in the door and crashed your birthday party,
sorry about that- I know i'm tardy
wow look the candles are lit
let's celebrate blow out the fire please don't spit
say cheese smile for the picture
what happened next? let me tell you in scripture

the silly string that spit all over the man
fuck what did i do i should of read the fine print on the can:
do not use near open flames
for if you do the result is insane
highly flammable

dam i forgot about the candles
stop drop and roll nigga
the heat
you can't handle

Next weapon -Retarded Midget

[Treazon]

yo to beat this man i dont even gotta rhyme
i toss a retarded midget at'cha, let him spit a few lines
then laugh at'cha, cuz i had to go to the very bottom to find one to match ya
as his fingernails scratch ya, i spit a verse like a net over ya head, captured
keep injectin venom till your visibly dead
the outcome of Einstein dissin' a sped
cuz i totalled ya shit like A to Zed
bled you so hard the topsoil on ya grave even be red
word for word my verse read on ya tombstone
like "cause of death was a garden gnome with down syndrome"


nw: lawnmower

[WARPATH]

Killed me with a midget, but who new? he's your lover
He spread your ass cheaks- but got lost in the blubber
I tried to get him out- your butt hair it's too thick!
That's what you get when oompa loompa's swing from your dick
Here i'll cut it down I just gassed up the lawnmower
dam I fucked up- chopped ass cheeks - game over

cuz that venom you spit
dribbled off your chin like semen from dick.
here's a napkin wipe that shit up
"Some one Call the doctor this guy's got to much sperm in his gut-
his ass is bleeding all over the lawn,
a gay midget went speelunking
I think they were gettin it on"

Next Weapon - needle nose pliers

[clavikal]

Gettin it on? psshsh come on soldier I'll leave you stripped of ya palms
stab ya beak n ya sinus wit the needle nose pliers an have u SNIFFIN' a loss
but Imma' get to the point, rejoice then spit wit a voice unforgiven an poised
an will always stay burnin this herb by the lb faster than ya can get to a joint
An homie theres no way to debate this shit ya self esteem's inflated quick
And I dont have to charge Soldier but he showed his face an paid-for-it

so Save it kid!! ya plummeting rates while I'm guzzlin grapes,an rippin clowns
an I used my fist in this cuz when the pliers got stuck in ya face i couldnt get em' out

gyea


A toe-nail

[WARPATH]

Guzzlin' grapes?
That must be homo for Jugglin nuts on a date-
with a clown then ripppin his anal
cuz them rhymes are straight gay yo.
you talk about burning a pound?
probably to kill the pain from getting hit in the brown
Hold up- Stop all the gay jokes
this guy's still high from sniffin up play-doh
honestly - you rhyme how you started
that shit just made you look retarded
so now i'm gonna kill you
at the same time bless and instill you
with the knowledge of a chinese pedicure
clipped my toe nails long shiny and clear
Picked one up tossed it with ninja skill and might
your eyes tried to follow but soon lost sight
until it hit your cranium like a boom-a-rang
in one ear- ripped through your brains
down your throat then out the penis
oops
I mean pussy
cuz it left you dick hole wide open wet drippin and juicy.

Next weapon Computer Virus

[b1ack fact10n]

ya heartsystem crashes, i burn ya to ashes
computer virus deadlier than a thousand blades
makin ya line fade, ya got hit with force of 1000 spades
beat to this, its a lethal black battle diss
frustration set in, makin ya fuckin piss
ya look at this line and ya wish ya were dead
and i fulfill ur wish by deadly blow to ya fuckin head
rest in peace as i lay ya on ya deathbed
i literally killed ya with deadly words i said

NW: Bite