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Old 08-11-2005, 10:20 AM   #241
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First if all, ill bung you with the soaking wet paper/
And make you fake haters play gay men bait chasers/
You begin to fill as the liquids begin to enter/
Son you better chill, or you'll get a ripped placenta/
Second is the feast that you munched straight down/
Haha, ya fat beast eat on ya own kings crown/
By now you shoulda learnt what goes in comes out/
I bet this'll hurt, your explosion... KAPOW!!!!


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Old 08-11-2005, 11:57 AM   #242
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my day job is to constantly seek haters/
i dont even shoot them i just pull out my cheesegrater/
i wont kill em fast ill follow them like cops and take care of them later/
u kno how ur girl suddenly liked to suck dick, thats cuz i made her/
i burn thru ya brain like a nanite when i start spittin flames/
ill disgrace u in a battle so bad that u have to change ur name/
my verses break thru to ya soul and reverse it/
now u lyin in a hearse cuz i cursed it/
and i use personification in my rhymes because one day they will come alive/
its only a matter of time before my lines are stacked up ten stories high/
then they eat u up before u get to cry/
shit they come so fast u wont even get the chance to die/
im connected thru my body and soul thats wy my mind is on a roll/
so u can take ur whack ass shit and walk the fuck home/

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Old 08-11-2005, 06:43 PM   #243
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aight

Come up behind your nancy ass with a nasty ass dishrag/
Call ur bitch a hag, while I'm crushin your wind pipes and makin u gag/
Then I'll say im sorry but he didn't respect my authority/
Leave the place fighting with one another like a sorority/
wreck your house burn it to the ground/
After all this the authorities could swear no one was around/
But thats how i leave my mark cold blooded and hearted/
Next netcee up/
Take a number?, r u retarded

kill me with boocacki
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:42 PM   #244
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now people just making up words like 'Boocacki'/
motherfucker get back to the looney ward you gone 'doo-lally'/
so how am i supposed to kill you with nothing/
just the air i exhale would be enough to kill tough things/
tough somthing you aint, but you still claim fame/
when you dead even the preacher sayin what a 'damn shame'/
Oh but you didnt sence the sarcasm when your soul was rising/
you could stab my lifeless body and i still wouldnt be dieing/
so what the hell is a boocacki anyways not even my man knows, and hes google/
struck down by somthing as weak, that just turned out to be a doodle/


kill me with a rowntree's fruitpastel.
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:02 PM   #245
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bookacki u ileterite mother fucker is gay sex


kill me with an orange
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:06 PM   #246
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sorry, im not that educated about gay sex that i have unknown names for it. you must be the educated one on that matter. go suck dick for coke.
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:17 PM   #247
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Hit you between the eyes with squeege
Watch your eyes swell and your Brain bleed...
When I say this son believe me.....
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:03 AM   #248
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sorry, im not that educated about gay sex that i have unknown names for it. you must be the educated one on that matter. go suck dick for coke.
lol....or i think it is im not sure i thought originally it was karma sutra or something that made me laugh i just wanted to see some one rhyme about it. i researched it and yeah its a sexual position between a man and a women so back off
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:37 AM   #249
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Default Re: The official kill the guy above you thread

None of you fine lyricists are doing your job so I must make up for the last two items...an Orange and Rowntree's Fruit Pastels right?...

I have many bitches in my stable, im a rancher not a pimp/
but three of these hos have made my wallet start to limp/
I was there for each of them when they got the hepatitis/
I also paid for a spinal tap when they got the menangitis/
"but enough is enough!" I can only give them so many chances/
especially when they barge in my room with my bitch pantless/
That was the last straw, you could say it broke the camel's back/
Its now hight time to take off the uncomfortable heavy backpack/
So as im sitting here on my couch watching my movie/
I find myself shocked to have the screen blocked by a boobie/
and its not my bitch's tit, its got a big rash clutter/
how the fuck do i know that its my ho "THE REAL BUTTER"/
And to top shit off here comes another with a stretched out anus/
Shes got a dog tag around her neck that says: "MASTA GENIUS"/
Although three's a crowd here comes the final bitch at last/
By the television glow, i see her face...its "OCT BLAST"/
At that particular moment my mind begins to reel/
Its hard to say exactly how i really truly feel/
So i grabbed the remote and i put the DVD on pause/
looked around the house and i found some candy jars/
i know its my bitches candy but im sure that she wont mind/
if i steal her ROWNTREE'S FRUIT PASTELS...man...she really is kind/
So i picked out three pieces unwrapped and stretched them out/
I shoved one in "MASTA'S" asshole and the other up "BUTTER'S" snout/
As for "OCT BLAST"...lets just say that she'll be fuckin pickin/
this shit out of her Pubes way past her death clock comes a'tickin/
So im thinkin: "how can i finish this shit off correctly?"/
I look around the house once more and the answer comes gently/
I run to the kitchen as I hear the bitches screaming/
Pull out a drawer and I find my steely hero gleaming/
I pick him up quickly and I glance at the fruit basket/
Which of these items could send each bitch to her casket?/
Faster than a girl gets pregnant I make my final decision/
Its this ORANGE that can deliver death with real timely precision/
I place the orange down and I cut it in half twice/
Put one in my mouth, I love them they taste nice/
I run back to the living room prepared for a fight/
I ask" "who wants and orange?...Genius you want a bite?"/
She doesn't really answer because she's way too scared/
So I walk straight up to her and pull her by her greasy hair/
I took one of the wedges and of course she makes it difficult/
I lodge it down her throat so efficiently that its an insult/
Like a shampoo bottle I lather, rinse, and repeat/
I sweep the remaining bitches right off their dirty feet/
And as I'm standing, as im panting, and basking in my glory/
I stand back to appreciate that this murder wasnt gory/
I take a deep breath and I let it all that shit out/
Its time to unpause my movie and figure out what its all about...

Kill me with a Used Tampon...
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Old 08-12-2005, 01:34 PM   #250
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I seen Led was passed out/
His rhyme was too long, his lungs is assed out/
His mom was tendin' to his needs/
Then she crept to the bathroom and got on her knees/
I made my move and put the steel to her head/
She gasp from fear and this is what I said/
"What's that in your hands mom?"/
She held it up bloody, her withered tampon/
I let the hammer go, now his mom has passed on/
Tampon on the floor/
Her blood seeping through the door/
The death toll is risin', about to be one more/
Led's breathin' peaceful, my presence unknown/
I stand by his bed and pull out the hambone/
I started jerkin' to the picture of his girl that was in his cell phone/
His mouth opened up and I finished on his tongue/
I dropped the tampon down his throat now I gotsta run/
I seen it on the news, the kid suffocated now the kid is done/

Next weapon : zippo
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:03 AM   #251
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Quote:
Originally Posted by led_mic
None of you fine lyricists are doing your job so I must make up for the last two items...an Orange and Rowntree's Fruit Pastels right?...

I have many bitches in my stable, im a rancher not a pimp/
but three of these hos have made my wallet start to limp/
I was there for each of them when they got the hepatitis/
I also paid for a spinal tap when they got the menangitis/
"but enough is enough!" I can only give them so many chances/
especially when they barge in my room with my bitch pantless/
That was the last straw, you could say it broke the camel's back/
Its now hight time to take off the uncomfortable heavy backpack/
So as im sitting here on my couch watching my movie/
I find myself shocked to have the screen blocked by a boobie/
and its not my bitch's tit, its got a big rash clutter/
how the fuck do i know that its my ho "THE REAL BUTTER"/
And to top shit off here comes another with a stretched out anus/
Shes got a dog tag around her neck that says: "MASTA GENIUS"/
Although three's a crowd here comes the final bitch at last/
By the television glow, i see her face...its "OCT BLAST"/
At that particular moment my mind begins to reel/
Its hard to say exactly how i really truly feel/
So i grabbed the remote and i put the DVD on pause/
looked around the house and i found some candy jars/
i know its my bitches candy but im sure that she wont mind/
if i steal her ROWNTREE'S FRUIT PASTELS...man...she really is kind/
So i picked out three pieces unwrapped and stretched them out/
I shoved one in "MASTA'S" asshole and the other up "BUTTER'S" snout/
As for "OCT BLAST"...lets just say that she'll be fuckin pickin/
this shit out of her Pubes way past her death clock comes a'tickin/
So im thinkin: "how can i finish this shit off correctly?"/
I look around the house once more and the answer comes gently/
I run to the kitchen as I hear the bitches screaming/
Pull out a drawer and I find my steely hero gleaming/
I pick him up quickly and I glance at the fruit basket/
Which of these items could send each bitch to her casket?/
Faster than a girl gets pregnant I make my final decision/
Its this ORANGE that can deliver death with real timely precision/
I place the orange down and I cut it in half twice/
Put one in my mouth, I love them they taste nice/
I run back to the living room prepared for a fight/
I ask" "who wants and orange?...Genius you want a bite?"/
She doesn't really answer because she's way too scared/
So I walk straight up to her and pull her by her greasy hair/
I took one of the wedges and of course she makes it difficult/
I lodge it down her throat so efficiently that its an insult/
Like a shampoo bottle I lather, rinse, and repeat/
I sweep the remaining bitches right off their dirty feet/
And as I'm standing, as im panting, and basking in my glory/
I stand back to appreciate that this murder wasnt gory/
I take a deep breath and I let it all that shit out/
Its time to unpause my movie and figure out what its all about...

Kill me with a Used Tampon...
Ha HA
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Old 08-15-2005, 04:53 AM   #252
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Originally Posted by Abbott White
I seen Led was passed out/
His rhyme was too long, his lungs is assed out/
His mom was tendin' to his needs/
Then she crept to the bathroom and got on her knees/
I made my move and put the steel to her head/
She gasp from fear and this is what I said/
"What's that in your hands mom?"/
She held it up bloody, her withered tampon/
I let the hammer go, now his mom has passed on/
Tampon on the floor/
Her blood seeping through the door/
The death toll is risin', about to be one more/
Led's breathin' peaceful, my presence unknown/
I stand by his bed and pull out the hambone/
I started jerkin' to the picture of his girl that was in his cell phone/
His mouth opened up and I finished on his tongue/
I dropped the tampon down his throat now I gotsta run/
I seen it on the news, the kid suffocated now the kid is done/

Next weapon : zippo
i whip out ma zippo but i changed ma mind and used a lead mic
deadly lyrics flow out and puncture hearts like a sharp spike
Mr.Abott White died of heart attack, his old lumpy heart stoppin
to take a moment to listen who this diss is dissing by the bars im dropping
im more hip hop than u can do flip flops or leg drops
i make ur tears flow from pain like the mornin dewdrops
i break bones easier than u pick up cell phones
i play on ur ribcage wit 2 drumsticks they sure ring like xylophones
killed ya with a led mike thats like a sharp spike
puncture thru ya easier than a spear or s sharp pike

NW:Abott White
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:26 PM   #253
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Next Weapon Abott White
Broke in to his house in the middle of the night
held a gun to his mom's temple
handed abby a letter-"follow these instructions or she takes one in the mental!
You better act quick she doesn't have medical or dental-
insurance I'll be holding her for -
every hour your late, the bitche's jaw suffers more-
from a tube steak hammering."
Abby jumped up clammering
he oppened the letter

Dear Abby today you'll become a man
To save your mom's heres the plan
drive to manattan
find black faction
Gag and tie him down.
moleste his anal then fuck him in the brown
wear a rubber
he has aids- he caught it from your brother
I want this all on tape
I got buyers in DC that want snuff with anal rape
then I want you to slash his thorax
before you do make him snort a line of borax
I just want to see what it does to his brain
slam his head in the wall to help deal with the pain
then return the tape and we'll make the trade

he acted fast to produce the movie
I threw on the big screen- OH SHIT ! This is GROOVY
Abbot White fucking Black Faction in the ass!
He snorted some borax then his neck got slashed!
here you go kid take your moms
i'll be going now but before i'm gone

flip to page twenty post one nitey-seven
start reading backwards and see how many time I sent black faction to heaven
then come back here and call him bitch
tell him you seen the sex tape where he got bent then thrown in the ditch
peace
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:28 PM   #254
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next weapon- the Black Faction Abbot white Sex TApe
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Old 08-15-2005, 03:13 PM   #255
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ooh finally a weapon with a challenge...

for this particular piece we are going to assume that Black Faction is a young
man discovering himself and Abbot White is an experienced transexual and quite
promiscuous but he/she's not quite a prostitute because he gives it up for FREE
and Charging Soldier is an old friend of WHITE'S who has been invited to film Faction's
first "ripping" experience...



"Geez" FACTION says, "WHITE, dinner was delicious"/

"It sure was" says WHITE,"that creamy sausage was SO vicious"/

"You know, I thought that going out with a man would be wierd,/

It was anything but that, plus im really digging your beard"/

"Oh really? Youre so sweet, I actually trimmed it just for you!/

And if you play your cards right youll feel all that it can do"/

"Listen, FACTION I know you want to see that brand new flick/

But Halle Berry's gross and I got enhancements on my dick"/

"Youre right" says FACTION "lets ditch the seven o'clock/

But im playing hard to get when it comes down to the cock!"

So there our heros go walking to their fabulous car/

and FACTION'S fantacizing about a brand-new anal scar/

So here we are, as they are crossing the busy intersection/

WHITE pulls over to a pink house and says to him "lets go in"/

FACTION is so excited that he doesnt even hesitate/

He unbuckles his seatbelt, excited about this manly date/

They walk in through the gate and the garden up to the door/

WHITE says "Knock knock SOLDIER were here to even the score!"/

In less than a split second another faggot appears/

Dressed up the ass in camoflauge and his mascara in smears/

They make a bit of small talk but eventually they go in/

SOLDIER looks at his playmates and points to a camera runnin'/

WHITE looks at SOLDIER and SOLDIER is staring at FACTION/

Like a director, SOLDIER blurts out "Lights, Camera, Action!"/

FACTION and WHITE go at it while SOLDIER begins to film/

FACTION is terrified but WHITE whispers and comforts him/

To make a long story short ABBOT WHITE is holding a secret/

Hes not telling FACTION or SOLDIER because he wants his fake new clit wet/

The real truth is while FACTION and SOLDIER are getting turned/

They're getting hit with fourth, fifth, and sixth degree burns/

What's the purpose of this rhyme? What is my motherfuckin point?/

That WHITE, FACTION, and SOLDIER do nothing but GAY UP this joint...


Well keep it classic: Kill me with a rusty screwdriver...
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