The official kill the guy above you thread

[Bigot Hitman]

Since nobody wants to kill me wita candle stick holder, i'll change the shit to: Liquor bottle, easy enough?

[Jugganaut]

Been gone for a minute now I'm back on tha block
With a flow that's more dope than crackin' up rocks
Been rackin' up stock ever since the first killin'
Fuck a Sandman and Silver Surfer, I'm the worst villain
Mr. Big was verse stealin' and now he's marked as a victim
Told him I was there to fix the cable and that's how I tricked him
His house was lit dim, so he wasn't aware of my actions
Knocked over a candle stick holder to make a distraction
In a second of a fraction, I grabbed a liquor bottle
Savagely bashed him, then drunk it until it was hollow
Began to hit the throttle as I inserted the glass shards
Spelled out "Jugga" on his chest then dumped him in the yard


next weapon: neurotoxin (venom, posion or any chemical that damages ya nervous system)

[Dokuro]

hear the shake of a tail shake shake oh my god! whats that a rattle snake
when the venom flows through your viens u fill the pain
thats how im ganna be when i step into the game
not knowing whats next, it could be the papers of your death they sign up on there desk what are you going to do what are you going to say
bitch ass punk i do this every day tring to mess with my buisness u got on my shit list ur in the bathroom screaming moaning as u piss
the blood comes out ur in shock what do you do know but listen to the sound of my bass knock dont walk to far you know what happens the venom will flow faster then my rappin you though you were kool but u acted a fool now ur face down drowning in ur own blood pool you think you can mess with this my name is kodiak ill chill ur spine more then the zodiac killer im a thriller i like the suspense but im more of a chiller, i like to sit back and relax as my homie the great dane send ur family a death fax so next time you try to mess with a rattler becarful who you asscoiate with it could be a tattler ill be back to rap but for now i have proven the rest of you sound like crap


---KODIAK

next wepon--with funk

[Bigot Hitman]

Originally Posted by Poison Slug

---KODIAK

next wepon--with funk

Yaw need to give realistic weapons an shit cuz i come to this thread to get into sum deep story shit, then i look at the weapon an shit, an its Pussy willow or neurotoxin or Kodiak, what the fuck is that shit, tryna be creative wit thinkin of a weapon is fuckin this shit up, at least for me, so can everybody atleast pick sumthin everybody heard of?

[Dokuro]

first of all the artis is kodiak
second the wepons funk

and theerd you can kill any jive truky with funk your just not good enogh

[Bigot Hitman]

Originally Posted by Poison Slug

first of all the artis is kodiak
second the wepons funk

and theerd you can kill any jive truky with funk your just not good enogh

What the fuck do you mean by funk? tell me what it is and i'll show u if i'm "good enough" lol.

[Dokuro]

if you dont know then youll never know you know

[Jugganaut]

Bigot couldn't do the job, so they hired me to kill a slug
Last hitman had no imagination and I really didn't give a fuck
Not one to give it up, but I'ma teach him a mini lesson
Be a little creative, and you can kill usin' any weapon
It's about 10:11, and I'm chattin' with a chick on myspace
Went over to her house, since my girl was sleepin' at my place
Shoulda seen my face, when I realized that it was Poison's mother
She smelled like a fish factory, so you know that Jugga didn't fuck her
Now it's gettin' rougher, after awhile, I got her drunk
Took her panties off and that shit smelled like a pile of skunks
That was some violent funk, and I used it to smother Slug
The stench killed him instantly and I moved on to another job


next weapon: .9mm

that's for all of you non imaginative types, lol

[Bigot Hitman]

To be part of Hitman Series: Snitch Filter

Words out that i'ma hitman, who's the snitch now
I gotta lay low and i might haft to skip town
Gettin jobs on the regular, life was good then
Like a closet I opened up to the "hood" an'
Let a moth in, gotta find'em an spray'em fast
All i had was a name of a dealer that gave'em hash
Big Dro, sumtimes he dressed like a pig, deal'in
at a high rate, all over tristate buildins
I tracked'em down like hair weeve
Found'em lookin care free
Sleep wit coke stains by a chair sleeve
Sixteenth street, the old mall theater
Woke'em up, left my number, said yo call me later
Durin the bus ride, i had to pass my crib cause
Blue an red was flashin, on my steps the pigs was
My stash is on off shore accounts, but not my guns
An I know they bout to take every muthafuckin one
So got off at the shop, clerk lookin dumb shocked
"U the one on the news, i seen't the mugshots"
Looked at'em wita smerk, "naw i'm on vacation"
"Tryna get sum protection in form of weapons"
He pulled out this Red Blue and White nine
Then apologized for accusin', "ain't in my right mind"
Two eighty under the table, no serial, then stone walled
as my celli got the long awaited phone call
"Hello", "THis Big Dro", "that snitch got me too"
"See i called cuz he wanted me to body you"
"Think bridges wasn't burnt" " Better handle ya shit"
"2-3-0-8 Ashland ave. top, of the hill pass the crab shop
I hung up thinkin my shit is tapped set yo
Hopped the number eleven, the black metro
I stay on missions like bond james
Almost there, here's alm lane
Grippin my nine behind the bus seat, that calm aim
More focused than class leaders on exam days
Nodded to a crackhead, i'm cool wit my "fan" ways
This is what i call a freestyle murder
No preperation, nuthin like nate turners'
Ran up in the front yard, shirt sayin "beware of owner"
Saw a sticker on his car claim'in blood doaner
It was two stories wita elevated porch
The snitch mus be in construction, there's a tourch
Sittin next to rumpke cans, under a cracked window
I'm make'in decsions wit perscion like a doc's inscisions
I'm in yo, climbed the cans, fell through sloppy
Into a room wit sumbody, i'm already caught g
By a toddler, peach cobbler smeared face
Threw'em ina closet an blocked it wita beer case
Walked over squeaky unfinished wood floors
Got hard at a poster image of a thick whore
All they good for, i'm follow'in a indo smell
Opened a door to kids, hope'in they kin don't yell
Closed it fast like bad buisnesses
Now i'm fuckin wit mad witnesses
Unpacked the nine think'in he gotta be in here
Kicked this door down a dog made a roar sound in fear
Sum nigga start yellin down the stairs, must be him
Came dowin in a wife beater, boxers, crusty timbs
Eyes got big as owl's, tryed to go back up
Shot'em wit six quick, wanted to load back up
The floor cracked up, wall looked spray painted
Had to go before the day fainted
Copped a baggie then dipped out like rush hour
Read it on my getaway, its labled "Jugganaut's" powder

Good enough eh?


Next weapon: Overdose of drugs (anykind)

[Dokuro]

Originally Posted by Jugganaut

Bigot couldn't do the job, so they hired me to kill a slug
Last hitman had no imagination and I really didn't give a fuck
Not one to give it up, but I'ma teach him a mini lesson
Be a little creative, and you can kill usin' any weapon
It's about 10:11, and I'm chattin' with a chick on myspace
Went over to her house, since my girl was sleepin' at my place
Shoulda seen my face, when I realized that it was Poison's mother
She smelled like a fish factory, so you know that Jugga didn't fuck her
Now it's gettin' rougher, after awhile, I got her drunk
Took her panties off and that shit smelled like a pile of skunks
That was some violent funk, and I used it to smother Slug
The stench killed him instantly and I moved on to another job


next weapon: .9mm

that's for all of you non imaginative types, lol

ehhhe... you drank the fizzy lifty drink you lose you get nothing......



well first of all you were killing Kodiak not me second of all it was funk not funk



theres a difrence

[MenaceSkilledWitWiz]

can we be creative with the weapons here, guns & drugs c'mon!

[Jugganaut]

Originally Posted by Poison Slug

ehhhe... you drank the fizzy lifty drink you lose you get nothing......



well first of all you were killing Kodiak not me second of all it was funk not funk



theres a difrence

First of all, I killed the guy above me. (Poison Slug/Kodiak who really cares at this point, I responded to the poster)
Second, You didn't specify what kind of funk. Either way, the thread has moved along. Kill Bigot with a overdose of drugs (anykind) or just sit back and enjoy the thread.

[Bigot Hitman]

Originally Posted by Jugganaut

First of all, I killed the guy above me. (Poison Slug/Kodiak who really cares at this point, I responded to the poster)
Second, You didn't specify what kind of funk. Either way, the thread has moved along. Kill Bigot with a overdose of drugs (anykind) or just sit back and enjoy the thread.

Just for yo info, my username is Bigot Hitman as in, i kill bigots for a living type shit, i'm not prasing bigots, i hate'em, so u calling me Bigot for short, is ok, but, just know that i didn't pick my username to be offensive, its not like i'm a bigot thats a hitman, i'm a Hitman that kills bigots, Bigot Hitman, you see? No big deal i just don't want anybody thinkin i'm calling my self a Bigot. Its all alias shit anyways, uno.

[THAT GUY]

THAT GUY is back on the scene/
the wanna be rapper yall hate ta see/
ma p.o. tells me i cant smoke weed/
n its a lot harder to write/
but lets see if i can kill some1 tonight/
for the record i also hate bigots/
this hitman was lookin ta get ripped like a movie ticket/
brought columbo blow he didnt know there no cut in it/
he made a rail n started sniff in/
next thing ya know his nose is bleedin/
hes on the ground kickin n screamin/
i watched till his movement was ceasin/
look at this merose fuck/
jus died from overdose of drugs/

nw: tree branch?

[Jugganaut]

Juggnaut's on tha block and it's time to kill the silence
This P.O. hired me, cause he couldn't deal with the violence
Wanted me to kill a client, not leave him comatose
Some idiot broke his parole by causin' a overdose
I looked over notes and it was THAT GUY I had to kill
His flow was gettin' better, but he still was lackin' skill
Gave the P.O. my bill, he paid me up front in cash
Went down to the local track and saw THAT GUY runnin' laps
Walked up on his ass, while he was tryin' to get revamped
Then I pierced his fuckin' spleen with a broken tree branch


nw: carbon monoxide