The official kill the guy above you thread

[THAT GUY]

wetha or not/
uz a jugganot/
quick ta putya ina fuckin plott/
claimin to be winnin/
comin with plently of shitty emmissions/
i wont accept a subbmission/
gotta tube connected to ma dodge/
one end in ya mouth the other in tha exhaust/
n leave it runnin in ma garage/

nw: golf ball

[SHRAP]

i aint need no hitman im the man to make a hit
and make u shit ya pants when u thank im gon spray this shit
but i dont ill take this golf ball and ram it down your throat
yellin FORE gettin dome from your whore while i watch u choke
and u turnin all sorts of colours now from red to green and blue
but i duct taped your fuckin mouth cuz i had to see this thru
now u gaspin for air but we dont care
your ho stare while i tell my folk 2 move ya body over there
into the wood chipper, now who the fuck would figure b
that i told u to suck balls and u took that shit literally

next weapon - i got the hook up dvd case

[THAT GUY]

got some tight rhymes too bad ur style lame/
jus like any other emcee that stepped into the game/
imma say jus like my man slaine/
u jus a meer teardrop in an ocean/
i saw promotin/
ur new shitty cd/
oh snap ta match with a dvd/
cant believe i bought it n i want my money back/
snatched it out ya hands/
n shoved it up ya ass/
next thing a giant dildo popped out the top ur head/
there now this gay fuck is dead/

nw: razor

[THAT GUY]

bout to go all emo/
always outcasted by people/
started jammin myself fulla needle/
lookin like a pin cushin/
ive been pushin/
the fine line of life n death/
grab the razor started cuttin till there was no wrist left/

nw: banjo! yeehaw!

[Annunaki]

ayo my lyrics raw i'll make you 69 a banjo
my ill beats and samples ejaculate your minds trample
from the motion sicker than lotion when i bust nuts
i gets nasty like dikes on skateboards but naked while there side to side suckin on a flesh dildo
my flows are random at best but rhymes that get spit in 2 thousand never get get
so i back flips and rip all scripts cuz i'm the two cresent that interlock and transform abyss
i live the legend of jesus hercules God Satan ghangis Khan and gary payton
i live inside anime but i only get to fuck i live inside videogames but i only to get fuck for 2 bucks
thats how kill all who post above me if i saw you in the future i bet ya neva catch me

n/w a roland mc 303 groovebox

[THAT GUY]

nerd u str8 silly
u didnt even kill me
amatuer thinkin you hot
with a groovebox
gonna get deaded like tupac
beat u with it
till ur head splited
ur brains looked like spinach
now ya finished

nw: rake

[61stkillah]

aiyo treat him like the ground..
get him in head the like crown
wit the rake in his temple,
he'll drop straight down
now he drops to my feet
wit no life like my last meal
put him in the ground where u hid
the half a mil
tell me how a rake made look like a steak
gettin cooked jus below rare all you need a plate
and a bitch to smack for make .. something, w.e lol


now: plate
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Female advice advice

[wuswordz95]

aiyo aiyo
I heard this nigga jugganaut got sick flow
he aint the can of dude to dive in the front row
they compare him mr m-et-h-o-d man!!
how will I make juggernaut go in to peace
they are saying
I cant kill this nigga

is mutherfucking to pull that trigga.
bang bang my name aint cactus jack.
Blood drips from his back
it was simply a carnal attack
I killed the dude with a 5 inch rusty dagger.

[Jugganaut]

Haven't been on much, been kinda busy as of late
Wuswordz fucked the thread, idiot didn't use a plate
No time to wait, cuz I got bigger fish to fry
But since he called me out, he's tha next victim, right?
Caught him switchin' rides, between his vibe and his focus
Walked up to him and hit him with the fist of the lotus
His fuckin' head exploded and it couldn't get much iller
So I crossed his name out and went after 61stkillah
He's a known verse stealer, the big boss at Red Lobster
I grabbed a dinner plate, aimed it at the head mobster
Performed the head chopper, what else would you expect?
I threw the plate so fuckin' hard, it pierced him through the neck

nw: bear trap

[wuswordz95]

ver good. yeah kill that wuswordz idiot. hahaha

[THAT GUY]

it was my senior kegger
jus finished off the yeger
when in comes this begger
a complete stranger
throwin round anger
he drank all the beer
walked up to em with no fear
ripped off the tap shoved it in his ear
gave it a few pumps
and i grabbed me a cup

nw: ladder

[Jugganaut]

THAT GUY is the kinda dude that you don't wanna hear hear rap
Instead of using a BEAR TRAP, he used a BEER TAP
My only fear's that, he think he nice verbally
That's like him usin' a feather and tryin' to murda me
Now it's time for emergency, so I called a ambulance
I wanted to battle rap, but THAT GUY began to dance
He didn't stand a chance, so I went over and grabbed a ladder
Only clocked him with it once, before he had to stagger
Once I had my swagger, I drug his his ass to tha top
Pushed him off tha ladder, he hit the ground with a "PLOP!"
That what happens when you flop, or fall off in this game
Nobody knows what he did in life or even remembers his name

nw: sledgehammer

[THAT GUY]

ha

i thought the bear trap was a beer tap
so wheres my fuckin helmet at
thats what ya when ya drink shine ery night
only thing funnier than that is jugganaut think he in the lime light
get this str8
when i rap I KNOW its nowhere near great
u think u gonna be famous but ya dull
im bout ta shatter ur dreams like ya skull
with a 50 pounder poundin ya head
till ya was completely dead
all cuz instead of rappin u wanna start beef instead

nw: rake

[Jugganaut]

I'm not startin' beef, nothing personal, all strictly business
You were the guy above me, tha next victim on my hitlist
So I responded with tha quickness, just like every other time
I give a brief synopsis then break you down line by line
You die at the end of tha rhyme, but for some reason this is different
Instead of comin' hard, you retaliate by bitchin'
Kicked him out tha kitchen, it's too hot for him to bake
He landed in the backyard, split his skull on a rake


nw: spiked ball and chain (aka morning star)

[JehovAllah]

jugganaut, jugles my nut, ur girls a slut, wat da fuck, u love 2 get stuffed wit man juice in ur butt, gat tuck, unda my gut, leave ur brain stuck, on da dash of ur truck, go suck, on a 20 inch dick, while ur chick, gets my balls rubbed on her clit, nigga i spit, from da top of da dome, side of my dick got marks from da burn of da chrome, i waltz in to da zone, sat on da throne, like da god dat i be, dumb deaf n blind, in da mind bitch im settin em free, or turnem 2 victimz, when da power full herb be surfim my system, raw raps n metaphores iz how i hit dem, rip dem, fake emceez dat be tryna, fuck a niggaz mind up, deceised in da trunk part of a hooptie iz where u gon wind up, witcha lung grippin da width of my dagger, fuck around getcha brain splattered, from dis experienced weed bagger.....
no disrespect god, just freestylin, tryna keep it goin..p.e.a.c.e...